Korn Koncert
By Omnirepppa
Street Fighter Arena
Ryu:Kick*ss dude! Korn is playing from their "Issues"album.
Ken:Hey they play from which album ill tell them to. I rented this place out
to hear them, and they better be cool.
Ryu:Doubt of Korn, kicking *ss? Do you suck or something Ken?
Ken:Its not that! I just hope all the Street Fighters didn稚 come for
the free booze.(takes a look to see Guy and Cody stock up on beer)
Cody:Korn rocks!
Guy:Ya!
Ken:Oh jeez! hey you guys.(turns to see the band Korn)
Jonathan Davis:Yo.
Ken:(gets buddy-buddy with him) Now I heard you guys play and its good...
Jonathan:Thanks.
Ken:But I spent some major cash on this. And I you don稚 please this
crowd and get me in the papers, I kick all your scrawny *sses back to your
garage!! Got It?
(Korn goes silent and nod)
Ken:Good. Now that everones here, Go kick some serious butt. Ya!
Korn:(runs very fast to the stage)
***********
Chun-li:Head, I love you!
Cammy:Do me, Fieldy right here. Now!
R.Mika(wearing some VERY reavling clothes) Let me in the back please!
Authors Note:Guess who getting in back stage?
Akuma:(holding sign):unholy demons ROOOOCK!
Jonathan:LETS ROCK THIS B*TCHHHHHHHHH!
Crowd:(goes NUCKING FUTS!!!)
(Outside arena. were "Freak on the Leash", a really sweet song, is
faintly heard. Where two hard-core fans are running to the doorway.)
Sakura:(wearing a black headband with "Korn" printed on it)Can you
hear them? What song are they playing?
Karin:(Has on a "follow the leader" Shirt and an
"Issues" CD to sign) I don稚 know I can稚 hear it well.
If only the d*mn bus was late, ahhh!
(Both walk up to the entrance but are stomp by the bouncer)
Birdie: Dah, were are wooze two goin?
Karin: Let me in, I wanna see Korn d*mmit!
(Birdie stops her from going in)
Karin:(sighs and talks slowly) Loooooook Birdie, Tiiiiiiicket. Let me
innnnnn oooookay?
Birdie: Sorry, can稚. concert alweady started.
Karin:.........what?
Birdie: Ken sez, don稚 let anyone in when Korn starts, And Im getting
my cow head dinner today!
Karin: Your about 1 sec from getting your *ss handed to you. AYYAAA!
(Sakura grabs her before anything happens)
Sakura: C知on. this isn稚 helping(gets her in a full nelson)
lets go.
Karin:(being dragged) no....must...kill...him....for the good.....of
humanity....and korn!
Birdie:Dahhh, bye-bye(has stupid look on his face)
2 min later
Karin: Okay, okay I cooled down.
Sakura: Alright whats the prob?
Karin:(drowning in sarcasm): Oh okay.(starts counting on her fingers) 1. The
greatest band on the Earth is in there, 2. We have a dumb-*ss steriod abusing
freak as hairy as a frickin monkey in are way, and 3. Im so really p*ssed off!
Sakura: Woah, no reason to be sarcastic. Whats with the hard-core attitude
today?
Karin:Sorry man its just.... Korn. There totally hard-core and their music
kicks *ss.
Sakura: H*LL YA!(high five痴 Karin) But we can稚 get in.
(sees Birdie scratching himself)
Karin: My guess is we can outsmart him and get.
Sakura: Great! I have just the plan.
Karin: this doesn稚 involve the Pokemon tune and three jars of ketchup
does it? My arm still hurts.
Sakura: .......not anymore!(pulls Karin down in a huddle)
1 min and 1 song later
(Birdie is patrolling the area outside the area. As soon as he turns, a
steak falls next to him)
Birdie: Ohhh, looky!(tries to pick it up, but the steaks jumps out of the
way)
Birdie: Your not getting away from me!(tries again but gets pulled away
again.etc. you got the joke.)
around the block
Sakura: Is he falling for it?
Karin(holding a stick with a string on it): Yah he痴 almost around,
get ready........NOW!
(Birdie turns the block. "Death to all" is heard, and a mallet
nails him across the face!)
Karin and Sakura:(singy songy) We池e gonna see Korn! We・re
gonna see Korn!
(jumps around the corner)
Birdie: (unscathed) Heeey, that wasn稚 very nice!
Karin: D*mn! He痴 too stupid to feel pain!
Sakura: Um, but were not!(sees Birdie crack his knuckles)
Birdie: Daah! Thats wuz not very nice yooze two!
(signs of "oh crap!" appear on Karin and Sakura痴 faces.)
Sakura: This is gonna hurt.
(Both get thrown H*LLUV FAR and land on their rear ends across the street)
Karin: Well that sucked!(rubs her but in pain.)
Sakura: Alright, already! Its was bad plan. You got anything?
Karin: I thought for a while.
Sakura: Really, I don稚 hear any rusty gears・
Karin: Like that idea was CIA approved, follow me to get something.
(once again, outside the arena)
Sakura: Are you sure this is gonna work?
Karin: Hey if anyone can act annoying and not get killed, Its you!
Sakura: Thanks, I guess?(Runs to Birdie and starts jumping around)
Birdie:?
Sakura: ( acting very distractive) Look at me! Look at me! Im being funny!
HEE HEE HA HO! Your paying all attention to meee! Hooray・
Birdie: Wow. She is shose actin・distractive like!(scratches his head)
(while this battle of the minds is going on, Karin ties a rope to Birdie痴
leg. On the end of it is a Semi Truck ready to leave)
Karin: Lets see how far big and stupid skids on the road! Oh man!
Sakura:(as Cartman) And you will respect my Authori-ty!(sees Karin give the
sign and turns back to normal) OK, bye bye!(leaves)
Birdie: ・・huh, huh. Authority! Dats funny soundin・
Sakura:(back across the street) Man this better work, were missing the
concert!
Karin:(with her smarty pants look on her face) Of course it will! just wait
a sec.
(A Semi truck is drives by pulling on the rope tie to Birdie痴 leg.
Birdie痴 still is standing.
Birdie: Doh, ow!(tugs once on rope and sends the truck in their direction
full speed!
Sakura: ohhh boy.(ducks behind a car)
Karin:I REGRET NOTHING!(ducks behind a mail box)
(KA -BOOOOM! BLAMMMO! WHOOSH! [ADD SOUND EFFECTS HERE]!)
Karin:(gets up a second later) Whoa! Total chaos! MY plan rules!
Sakura:(gets up): Now thats OVERkill!
(both get through the smoke to the entrance)
Karin: See, I told you that would work. The Kanzuki痴 plans always
work!(does that dramatic "I slayed the beast" foot pose)
Sakura: Oh, you SO did not think that would work!
Karin:(Too caught up with herself to tell the truth. But then a tremor
begins.) Wha.?
(No sooner Birdie appears out of the debris!!)
Sakura:(really freaked) Gawd, he痴 still conscious! He痴 like a
walking, non-stopping-thingy!!
Birdie: Dat痴 IT!!(Grabs them both by thier necks!)I致e just
have had enough of your games! Yooze got motor oil in my hair! If I seeze you
one more time your barbecue!
Karin:(dangling about 3 feet in the air,struggling to get out of the grip.)
Urk! motor oil? I thought I was your brain!
Sakura:(in the other hand struggling) Can稚 be, there痴 too much
of it!
(Birdie puts them on his chains and spins them around)
Karin and Sakura: AHHHHAHHHAHHHAAHHH!!
(Birdie lets go and sends them flying!
***********
(Sakura wakes up about 45 min. after the incident.)
Sakura: Ugh, my head and I知 even at the concert! Hey Karin! Where are
ya at?
Karin: Over here!!
(Sakura walks over to Karin痴 voice to see here in a dumpster.)
Sakura : HAAAHAHAHAHA!
Karin:(completly unamused) Its nice you can see the humor in all this.(jumps
out) What time is it?
Sakura: It痴 almost midnight. The concert is almost over.
Karin: Well we池e screwed! There痴 no way will ever see them
now! We just lost the chance to see Korn!
(both get a bummer look on their face.)
Voice: Maybe not.
Karin and Sakura: ?
(Both turn around to see.......mmmmmMegaman Volnut!)
Sakura: Well I didn稚 see this!
Megaman: How are you two lovely ladies doin today?(smirks)
Karin: Yo, we totally missed Korn and the concert almost finished.
Megaman:(thinks)Score!(Outloud) Not actually. The last song is gonna play in
about 5 minutes. Televised.
(Sakura and Karin eyes glow)
Karin: Really?...Your not kidding?
Sakura: We can see them? How?
Megaman: Lets just say Im in the inside with the band?
Karin and Sakura:(mutters) Blue boy is a janitor.
Megaman: Uh, whatever. You guys have anyway else to get in.
(Both look at Birdie who chewing on a tire.)
Karin: Uhh, okay whats the plan?
Megaman: Follow me to my "pimpmobile".heh heh
Sakura: You mean Roll support car?
Megaman: Not listening.....
*****************
Behind the Arena
(The crew are standing in front on the unguarded back entrance)
Megaman:(opening up the lock) C知on work!(Opens it)
Sakura: Alright!
Megaman: After you two ladies(smirks again)
Karin: Ugh, enough with the pimp voice Voulnutt!
Megaman(go back to his puberty voice) Im not making it up!
Karin: Whatever. (steps in but Megaman stops them both)
Sakura: Whats up?
Megaman: What about payment?
Karin: A catch? My god you BLOW Megaman! Why were you helping us anyway?
Megaman: Hmmmph! I notice you both has skirts(naughty look)
Sakura: ?
Karin: AHH! YOU SICK SONUVA B*TCH!!
Megaman: C知on were friends here..just a quick pull-up.
Sakura: His poor, "shlong" controlled mind.
Megaman: Hey I got you this far.....
Karin: Ahh fine!
Sakura: KARIN!!?
Megaman: Score!!
(drumroll. Karin then reveals a nice pair of........plaid boxer shorts!)
Sakura:(gasps)
Karin: There happy?(pulls skirt down)
Megaman: ...........That wasn稚 kinda what I excepted(kills the
see-through panties dream)
Sakura: You池e such a tomboy Karin!
Karin: LOOK WHOSE TALKING! Here I go degrading myself for you and I get
this?
Megaman: How can feel degraded with Boxer shorts?
Karin: Forget It! were gonna miss the finale!
(all step in. but not before a giggle and "shut up!" occur)
*********
Finally Inside)
Sakura: Killer! There must be kicking *ss in there! Here that crowd!
Karin: H*ll ya! Like always!
Megaman: C知on the auditoriums close
(Karin and Sakura start head banging again. But Birdie walks out of the
bathroom and spots them)
Birdie: HEY! How yooze two get in here! Megaman!?
Sakura: Well that sucks!
Karin: We had to almost kill ourselves to get past him and all we had to do
was wait for him to use the stupid bathroom!
Birdie: Its payback time now Kids!
Megaman:(turns around to Karin and Sakura) Of all people you needed to p*ss
off....Him?
Karin:.......oops?
Birdie:(Grunts and steam comes out of his nose)
Sakura: RUN!!
(They run for their lives past Birdie whose on the charge)
Karin:(running) D*mn he still on our butts!
Megaman:(making the weird squeak out of his shoes) This isn稚 good!
Sakura(hearing Shouts of Korn fans) Hey I hear it! near that shack stand!
Karin: I do too!
Megaman: There痴 the door! We can ditch him through the crowd!!
( The team gets to the door but Birdie cuts them off!)
Birdie: Its over!!(Charges at them. But the team sidesteps and he runs
though the butter dispensers!) Ugh, DOH!
Karin:(laughs) big dumb*ss!
Megaman: That look like one sticky situation.
Sakura: Yah.
Megaman: You can say he痴 "glued to his work"
Sakura: agrees
(silence among the three!
Megaman: also.....
Karin:(smacks him in the head) C知on
Megaman: Ahh! Okay!
(Opens the doors to show the world, the record crown, the Korn!!) Karin and
Sakura: KIIIICK*SSS!
Karin: Finally!(runs to the bottom)
Sakura: Wait up!(follows her)
Megaman: (nods) I am so getting a pay cut from this!(mumbles) didn稚
even get laid!(dum dum dah! a hand pulls him out of the room)
(first floor Korn finally starts: The song "Falling away from me"
Kick*ss!)
Karin:(on the verge of tears) Its....so.....beautiful! ROCK ON!
Sakura:(jumping up and down) KORN RULES!!(catches a glimpse of Megaman being
dragged to the back) Gasp! Karin, Megaman is in trouble.
Karin:(totally not hearing what she said) What?
Sakura:(all in Karin痴 ear) Birdie痴 Got Blue Boy!
Karin: AHH!
Sakura: C知on(pulls her to Megamans・direction)
**********
(Backstage)
Karin: Oh man Im really ticked now!
Sakura: Hey C知on Backstage Kary!
Karin: Please don稚 say that!
Megaman: Help! Help!
Karin: Megaman!?
(Birdie jumps out in front of them with Megaman in his clutches!)
Birdie: Heh heh heh! gotcha now!
Sakura: AHH WERE DOOMED!
Megaman: Always looking up aren稚 you?
Karin: gotta think, gotta think! mmmm....!Hyyyah!(kicks Birdie square in the
nuts!!)
Birdie: oooooohph!!(falls down and releases Megaman.)
Sakura:.......... A Kanzuki痴 plan always works right?
Karin:( looks bold)
Megaman: Gawd thank you!!
Karin shall we?
(both agree and start rockin again!)
Birdie(gets up) S*it! my balls! Your gonna die!(pulls out his chains)
All: AHHH!!(Runs to the stage)
Sakura:(looks to the crowd) Sweet!
Megaman: He痴 almost here!
(Karin and Sakura nod)
Both: STAGEDIIIIIIVE!!!!!
Megaman: Total suicide!(looks around) Oh, Cool!
Karin: Ready........
Sakura: Steady..........
Megaman: Here we go!!
(all run through Korn and dive into the audience.)
Karin: AHH!
Sakura: WOOAH!
Megaman: WEEE!
(all three collide into the crowd)
Cody: HEY YA JERK!(pushes the guy in front)
Akuma: YOU WANT A PIECE B*YATCH!!(Throw a punch and connect with Dans head!)
Chun-Li! HEY GET OFF ME!!
(TOTAL ANARCHY STYLE MOSH PIT STARTS)
Sakura, Karin, Megaman(right in the middle) H*llll...........p!(get sucked
in)
*************
The next day. Hospital.
Karin: (with a cast on her left-arm and taped up ribs) Dude, Killer concert!
At least I think・.
Sakura:(lying in a bed with a cast on her right-foot and her arm in a sling)
Totally B*tchin! What do you think Megaman?
(Megaman whose really tored up is in a full body cast) mmph!
Karin and Sakura: Yeah!(High fives) Oww! ahh!
END (party on)