Signs that you love a Streetfighter Too Much (Dan Hibiki)
1.You actaually use Chouhatsu Shinwa
2.Your favarite color is pink
3.Osha and Yahooey are part of your everyday vocabulary.
4.You HATE Sagat
5.You respect Kurama and Kenshin because they also
fight in pink(This is a stretch)
6.You call Blanka "Jimmy"
7.You use all his taunts in real life.
8.You have a pink gi.
9.You like to show off.
10.You think this list is stupid because it's not possible to love Dan too much.
You know you love Street fighter too much when...
1) You think you can make a fireball shoot out of your hands.
2) You're in a hospital bed because picked a street fight with a guy called Holyfield.
3) You're doin' "the nasty" with a guy and you accidentally call out Ryu's name.
-You know you're a big Ryu fan if you knocked out your friend cuz he said Iori was a better dresser.
-(Ladies) You squealed with delight and immediately save up to buy the twelve inch Ryu figure.
-(Men) You adopt the 'Ryu persona' in hopes to attract ladies.
- It actually works. ^_^
Signs that you love a Streetfighter Too Much (Dan Hibiki)
- You use the Chouhatsu Shinwa, AND manage not to get hit. =)
- Forget jumping combos; where's that Start button?
- People wonder why you pull out photos of yourself, autograph them and toss them across the room
- You try to pull off a Gadou Ken on your parents when they won't let you grow a ponytail.
- You insist that your shaking arm is not a motor-reflex syndrome.
- You know what Dan's infinite combo is in SFA3 (yes, there IS one! Very hard to pull off, though)
- You know how to knock Dhalsim out of his Yoga Drills without using Alpha Counters or SCs without exchanging hits
- You never buy fighting games unless Dan's in them
- Your father asks you why are you calling him Oyaji
- You look in the Yellow Pages for "Saikyo-ryuu Karate Dojo"
Signs that you love a Streetfighter Too Much (Ryu)
- You groan as the white-robed people carry you away on a stretcher and load you on an ambulance, "I ALMOST did that Hurricane Kick, d*mm*t!"
- You wear a karate gi for five years straight without changing
- Your favorite pose for photos is to cross your arms and look aside
- You try to learn to be afraid of spiders.
- You wonder when will your Karate sensei be killed by his evil twin brother.
- Your parents are worried about you because you stare at a blank wall for hours, then scream "SHOURYUUKEN!" and proceed to punch the wall.
- You stare suspiciously at a bald passerby on the street who wears an eyepatch, wondering if he is going to pounce on you.
- You answer "The fight is all..." when your friend invites you to a movie.
- You steadfastedly reject your mother's attempts to coax you into wearing a pair of shoes.
- You are determined to rip the arms off that d*mn gi, no matter how tough the material is.
-Your life's dream is to own your own dojo and teach everyone else your mighty style that you made all by yourself.
-(ladies) you go to as many martial arts tournaments in hopes of catching am elusive yet hot Japanese guy with a red headband...
-(guys) You become a police officer in hopes of later going to Interpol to meet Chun-li.
-"Sex? what's that? Fun? Life? I only live for the fight...", if that's your motto, you're a tad too much like a certain warrior we know...
-you have an unquenchable bloodlust, strap three knives to your hand, carry a mirror 24-7, and you mumble things in Spanish all the time...(if you're like this, you need pro. help..)
-you once paid $40 for a CAPCOM art book that had some good sf pics in it..(ok, I KNOW I'm not the only person who's done this....right???)
-your wardrobe consists of 5 white gis and no shoes.
-people have to lift your bangs up to see both your eyes.
-your hair has the ability to defy gravity.
-you carry ninja daggers wherever you go...
-(ladies) you went to one of those kinky sex stores just so you could buy a pair of handcuffs like Chun-li...(and hopefully track down that Ryu guy... :> )
-you pick fights with people who carry guns, and are unhappily surprised when you find out you can't throw a fireball...
-you have almost every toy, game, and even anime with the words "Street Fighter" on it...
Other than buying everything with CL's face on it. You know you're a CL fan if
-You actually grow your hair long just so you could braid it up and bun them up ala CL style.
-you start to wear this pair of strange looking braclets on yr wrist.
-ppl avoid u so u won't poke their eyes out by accident
-You start looking for cheongsams of that design
-u look for cloth to make cheongsam in that design. (CL's fighting attire)
-u actually have different shades of that cheogsam
-You have the urge to say sorry in the same way CL says "Gomene"
-"Yatta" happens to be the first word you say when u succeed in something
-You paused the game on the SNES version of SF2 to look at Chun-Li's panties.
-You've known about the sound difference of what characters say when they do their special moves depending on strength used. E.g. when Ryu does his hadoken, when you do a jab hadoken, the tone of his voice when he says it is different than the tone when he does a fierce one.
-You bought the SF soundtracks and/or downloaded the mp3s (they're still on my site too...)
-For guys, your pickup line to Asian girls is "Wow, you're beautiful like Chun-Li. You know, that chick from Street Fighter." This is by far the stupidest thing a guy could say, EVER...
-Your license plate on your car says "HADOKEN" or something from SF.
-Whenever you watch people playing SF and see Ryu vs. Ken, you root for Ryu by default. He always wins, so there.
-If you see people playing CvS and it's Chun-Li vs. Mai, all you want to see is for Chun-Li to wipe the floor w/ that slutty air head. Go Chun!
-RCL fans, you smile whenever playing SF3 3rd Strike when it's Ryu vs. Chun-Li. Yeah that makes sense!
-RCL fans, no matter what, in any "Vs." game, your team is always Ryu and Chun-Li together. Kiko Hadoken! Shinkuu Kikosho!
-And if the above holds true, if you play and either Ryu/Chun-Li gets defeated, and Chun-Li/Ryu jumps in, you're thinking "HOW DARE YOU BEAT UP HER/HIS BOY/GIRLFRIEND?!"
-The fanfics you write are based off your own love life.
-You wrote a long, streched out fanfic based mainly on one or two characters and even went as far as including an extremely critically detailed lemon scene between those two characters, and when writing it, you were writing it dreaming of the day you will experience what you wrote. Basically, you wrote it imagining you were Ryu, and your future girl would be Chun-Li.
-You lost your sanity when you found a Japanese site that supported Ryu and Chun-Li. If the Japanese liked them together, you took that as a very good sign! Then when exploring the site, you desperately tried to read everything, but failed because you didn't know how to read Japanese, and you so desperately want to know what is being said on the site and think about it every single day because the site content is sooooo d*mn cool.
-Guys, sex with Chun-Li is naturally on your mind, but because of your deep respect for Ryu, you would never do it and hit yourself over the head for thinking such things. You believe with all your heart that Ryu is the only man that has the right to hold Chun-Li in his arms, and this respect is so strong that you would gladly beat up any fool, no matter what the odds, who tried to hit on her if Ryu wasn't there to beat him up first.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah... You respect that people have the right to write fanfics/draw pictures that involve Ryu and Chun-Li being involved w/ other characters than each other. You will not flame or critize either... because you did not read/look at it. You will NEVER read/look at such taboo fanfiction/pictures, and it will take EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME means to make you do so. If someone paid you to read/look, you still would not. Basically, someone needs to point a shotgun in your mouth to make you read it.
-Your Windows 98 desktop wallpaper is a picture Ryu and Chun-Li together.
-In a school assignment, e.g. writing a love poem or something, you actually used Street Fighter characters in it. You probably got a good grade for it as well. (However, I do not advise this for art projects. Art teachers REALLY dislike anime style artwork and will dis you greatly if you attempt it and would probably ask you to do something else)
-You have one of those school binders that have clear plastic covers so you can insert a picture into it. And the picture is of Ryu and Chun-Li together. On both cover sides as well. In fact, one of those pictures if of Ryu and Chun-Li naked in bed right after making love. And people in your class see this. If they think you are weird and/or perverted you don't care, cuz that picture has sooooooooooo much meaning in it!
Yup, it's pretty obvious that I qualify for all the above things, except of course the pick-up line, and the vanity license plate. All the rest I wrote because that's how I'm like, which is already pretty obvious. I wonder if anyone else is more obsessed than me... *sigh* it's so bad...
1) You take a japanese class just so you can be more in touch with your wandering warrior side.
2) You wonder why Chun Li cries "Yatta" when she's from China.
3) You absolutely hate the Street Fighter Movie.
4) You teach everybody around you your favorite character's winning pose.
5) You try swinging your arms together and screaming "Sonic Boom" in hopes of releasing a plasmic fire doohickey.
6) You get choked up about your dead relatives/friends everytime you hear the name Bison.
7) You randomly yell out Shiryuuken/ Hadoken/ Yoga Fire in the hallways of your school.
8) You take a martial arts course in order to be more like your fav. Street Fighter.
9) You dress up in your favorite Street Fighter garb and wonder why ppl stare at you.
10) Everytime you beat someone at something, you say "You have to defeat Shen Long before you can defeat me..." or something to that effect.
- You'll make two hour drives, with only 1/2 tank of gas and 20 bucks to spend the next two weeks...just so you could buy the latest SF game. And you're doing it by trade in credit.
- You'd make that same 2 hr journey with friends several times a week to go to the arcade that has the newest SF game...one month before your local arcade gets it. (coughs 'Southern Hills Golfland!)
- You know you're an SF addict when your fiance is thrilled with the idea that you plan to get him a license plate holder that says 'I'd rather be playing Street Fighter 2'. You actually want that holder for yourself.
-You know you're a big Ryu fan if you prove it to Capcom by making a fool out of yourself, doing the Shinshoryuken (All the frames!) at Electronic Entertainment Expo, SUCCEED at it, just so the guys from Capcom could give you a free T-shirt.
- You know you're a big SF fan when at this same convention, you shouted that SF was better than the mile high club just so you could get that T-shirt.
Pls note, I have not done most of these things (don't think me wierd or anything because I haven't, okay?).
-You go to Karate lessons because you want to be just like Ryu.
-So as soon as you recieve your gi, you end up tearing off the sleeves
-If anyone accidentally washes your gi with a coloured shirt, and it runs, you say "Excellent!"
-You write or e-mail to Capcom (even if you can't write Japanese) demanding to see Ryu and Chun Li together during one of their endings, even if the chances of that happening are pretty much zip
-You write stories about the Street Fighters, hoping that someone important will recognise your written talents (okay, this I and everyone else have done)
-Your fantasy is you on the bed wearing your gi, and your girlfriend walks in wearing a Chun Li outfit, while you're humming a tune from the game (Think Ross, Rachel, and Star Wars)
-You never, EVER go for any of the other characters in a Street Fighter vs.... game, only Ryu and Chun Li
-You find a red tie, and wrap it around your head head-band style
-Even if you're overdrawn by several hundred quid in your bank account, the bank's threatening to cancel your account and your father refuses to give you any money to help, you wait desperately for the next SF game, video or anything else SF-related to come out and buy it immediately
-You're even willing to wait for months after purchasing the Japanese Imported SF soundtrack of an American site (which is what I'm currently doing with the Xenogears soundtrack)
-When ever you read or hear someone say SF meaning Science Fiction, you think they mean Street Fighter
- Whenever you get the chance to, you taunt someone.
- When you're in a fight, you slighty bend your knees multiple times to accentuate Dan's fighting style in SFAlpha3.
- You have nearly (or all) of the SF games for any system except Street Fighter The Movie, for obvious reasons.
- You constatly correct your friends mispronouncing of SF names and moves. ("No, it isn't MusourenKA, it's actually MusourenGE.")
- You try to initiate the ShunGokuSatsu in a fight against somebody.
- You buy a prison-striped outfit and adidad shell-toes to be like Cody. (I'm actually working on this one. Seriously!)
- You wish certain female characters (In my case, Karin & Ibuki) from SF were real women who have the hots for you.
- (For the ladies) You wish certain male characters from SF were real dudes who had the hots for you. (did I hear a Dan mentioned? Didn't think so...)
- Wish that you could make your own Street Fighter movie that you know would be a hit with audiences everywhere. (Hm... That gives me an idea...)
Signs that you love Blanka too much.
1. your favorite color is green.
2. You growl A Lot.
3. You like to throw fruit.
4. You dream about Blanka constantly. (That's kinda frightening).
5. You think Pikachu is a Blanka wannabe.
6. You like to do back flips and bang on your chest.
7. You bite.
8. You've tried to do the Rolling Attack in real life.
9. You've succeeded.
10. You think this list is stupid because it's not possible to love Blanka too much.
General stuff- You are the miko of a Streetfighter character.
For Ryu- You so identify with Sakura.
Signs that you love Vega(Balrog) too much.
1. You are obsessed with beauty.
2. You really enjoy the sight of blood.
3. You always put your hair in a braid.
4. You always wear a mask.
5. You have claws and you use them a lot.
6. One of those uses is to climb things.
7. You've memorized his full name(This is no small feat. His name is really, really long).
8. You made an effort to learn spanish just to speak to him.
9. You have a snake tatoo.
10. You think this list is stupid becuase it's not possible to love Vega too much(I'll always include this).