The basics

Full name: M.Bison

Nicknames: Master, Milord, Lord of Shadowlaw, (just for the record, the next following are being enforced upon me by annoying street fighting morons Butt Chin, AHHH! The Horror! The Cranage!, It's a bird, it's a plane, no It's Bison's CHIN!

Gender: male
Location: Shhh! D*mn! I Can't tell ya, they're always listening...but It's somewhere in Thailand.

Any past locations:yes

Enemies:Hm, Umm...lesee...the mailman, the milkman, the FBI, The CIA, Interpole, Mi6, Mossad, IRA, KGB, RNA...hmm..*looks at HUGE list*, Just about every person in the SF world, even my underlings, trust no one!

Crush: Psycho crush? Oh THAT kind of crush, Hm, no, I used to have one, I was married, but...the lady grew to hate me and wanted a divorce and tried to kill me, so...I had to kill her, Hey, least I didn't have to split my stuff and deal with her lawyers =P

Are you in a good mood or good one:

I'm over 100 and I still haven't taken over the world, skippdy, wippdy doo! I feel like a millon bucks, that is if you've thrown them down the gutter and then burned them with acid.

Description of me: I’m big, I'm bad, I'm the man, I've been told I'm the chin too.

Hair color: *Takes off cap* I dunno, for some reason every mirror I look at breaks, hmm...Worldwide mirror maker conspiracy? I say yes!.

Eye color: No Color, They're white as dentists tooth
Height: 6'1
Braces: no.
Retainer: no
Freckles: no
Peircings: No
Tattoos: no

Kind of clothes you wear: well, my General clothes, dictator's gotta look like one, oh and my Teenage mutant ninja turtles pajamas, but that's between us, ok ^_~ (P.S: if this leaks I'll personally rip you bone to bone and stomp on your body till you're nothing but a sorry for a bloody pulp)

Makeup I wear: nope

Your personality: Hmm...My Shrink told me I'm a psychotic, sociopathic, meglomaniac who needs to be locked up in a mental institute, but then again I killed him? what do you think, eh? *raises brow*

Favorite...
Color: I have two, Gold and Green, oh and anything that goes on plastic (it's all about
the money ^_~)
Type of music: Sounds of bodies being crushed under my power, cries of agony of the weak and Beethovan(hey anyone got a problem with that?! >=^) muahahhhahahha)
CD's: Nope
Bands: nope
Songs: His Ninth and last shympony (Was getting greedy the little grubber, he had to go, sorry all)
Animals: T-Rex

Relatives: None, I kill'em, Ain't I nice :-d

Food: I...*thinks* Can't tell ya, you'd poison my favorite takeouts and have them tapped, too bad,

Drink: I like hot chocolate, and anyone who says aw word will be getting a can of whoopa** opened on them, muaahhaha!

Party place: My base

Place to hang: Anywhere where I can make someone's life miserable, or anywhere where I can kick someone senseless, got alot of those =P

Place to shop: I got my own tailor, last time I was at macy's there was that commando platoon, then there was blue navy and the tank, Hm. I guess I've quit on shopping.

Quality in opposite sex: A Woman is like fruit to me, ya pluck it, let it ripe, *dodges angry women with torches and pitchforks* Then you...Eeep, well...put then down, pat them and let them grow into plants *wipes forehead as women leave him alone*

Cereal: Bison-o-s, my own invention, look even has my chin! *Says and points to small Bison shaped cerial* I wonder why they won't sell...Guess people can't appreaciate my sharp swauvy look.

Movie(s): Mission Impossible 1/2, Face off, James Bond Series, In fact, every movie with a evil villain bound to control the world, guy's gotta have inspiration.

Actor/actress: Robert De Niro, he's the best villain playing actor out there Book: 1000 ways to conquer the world and make your minion obey you By Brain. Now...That mouse.! He's a genious I tell you!

Subject in school: I liked Phys Ed, gotta love pounding people in Basketball, soccer, football, boxing and swimming, course I was thrown out of every team since I almost killed all to others, and they call me violent, can you believe them?!

Person to tell your problems to: My Mirror. I'm the only one who understands.

People to talk on phone to: The people who owe me money, my underlings when I shout at them for being good for nothing, Bill Gates...hey, guy's gotta have connections, sides he still owes me a few Millions for that time in Vegas.

People to have adventure with: My, Myself and I, we really click, best road conversation a guy could get.

Person you can do nothing with, but still have a good time: Vega: He's a whimp, he screams like a girl, Balrog, he's a dumb as a doormat, Juli and Juni, em, for some reasons ^_~.

Have you ever:

Danced around naked: Yup, on a table, but...for some reason, I later saw someone report on a mass death in that place, people all having a unison heartattack, eyes wide as hell, and brains melted, guess I'm good, eh? :-d

Lied about your bra/jock strap size: nope

Gotten drunk: Nope
Smoked a cigarette: No, I own cigarette companies, I know the risks, ^_~.

run away from cops: Police! I own the police! *laughs evilly, cough* Secret services, now...that's another story, course I don't run, I only relocate to a safer location for a temporary rest, have your facts write morsel!

Flip off you parents behind their backs: no
Mentally undressed someone: Yes, Have you looked at the women who challenge me? *dodges CL, Cammy and Rose*
Eaten crayons:nope
Shoplifted: MUAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Held a gun: Guns are for whimps, I much prefer doing it myself, or atleast using a Machine gun or Bazooka =P

seriously injured yourself: I...well, You know SF history, so leave me alone! D*mn brainless shotokaners, and PMS driven Chinese female warriors...

When was the last time you:

Went to a dance: Don't remember
Sang out loud: I do it once a day, helps train vocal cords for evil laughter, you should try too.

went to a porno site: No, Why settle for a site when you own Playboy, Heffman's a puppet I tell you:-d

Threw something: Um, was that detective I threw off a cliff a few minutes ago, oh an Vega into the wall after he whined about his payment.

Watched cartoons: I watch them always! You'd be surprised how much evil you can learn from them. Muahahaha!

Did something you enjoy: I killed that detective, hit Vega, trained on my evil laugh and dialect and then drank some wine.

Do you:

Have a pager: yes Have a cell phone: yes Have a laptop: yes Have money in pocket right now: No, but I have a few million in my matress, a few billion in my safe and a few more between the folds of my chin :-d, you'd be surprised how much room I have there

Have clothes on right now: yes
Have a mental disease: See personality, threat still applies.
Lie to people to make them think well of you: I'm a psychic warlord bent on world domination, Good and me don't mix, kapeesh?

Have behavioral problems: Does trying to conquer the world, beat and kill people, oh and torturing them count? oh I'm also told I should stop dancing, I don't know why, but when I do, people tend to lose it, no taste those mortals, I swear *shrugs*

Have a car: no, I have a Jet though Have self esteem problems: No. I cannot be beaten, MUAHAHAHAHA, Well...except for Ryu, or Akuma, or CL, oh...d*mn you! you get the picture RIGHT?!

Who sent this to you? That good for nothing pansy a** assassin which I will soon beat senseless for this waste of my time.

Who do you think isn't going to fill this survey out? I have no idea, nor do I care.