A sporty theme song played as the shots of the Oahu tournament grounds flashed through the scenes. And then the words flashed on the screen
"N3's Oahu COF Special reports Episode 5!"
With that the camera pans to that of the sprightly young female Japanese reporter. She sprung into action immediately with a warm smile waves her cap about
"O Genki desu!!! Welcome to a Nihon News
Network's special!!! N3!!!" She made a cute hand sign for her network.
"Misa Mikimoto is back again. Bringing
you episode five of the Oahu Champions of Fist special!" She exclaimed.
Right now she's in the main lobby of Honolulu Airport
"This is the tour edition of the Champion of Fist special." She waves a couple of brochure around. "Misa breaks the fourth wall to say this. As a direct result of Author Iwa's potential vacation planning, A COF (Board Fighters) tour package series has been introduced courtesy of Masters-Kanzuki-Rinaldo agreement." She looks somewhere off screen and beckons the camera
The camera pans off screen, showing the team of four Scientists and some of their assistants gathering under the sign held by one of the Shadowloo Dolls. The sign was for a "Bison's Egypt Archeology and World Domination tour'" Seeing the camera on them, the entourage broke into a big toothy smile and saluted Misa who waves back them.
"For Bison's 'Egypt Archeology and World
Domination tour. You will have 20% discount if going in a group tour. Activities
include a tour of the Cairo flea market, tracking to Lost Pharaoh Tomb
and guided tour of said tomb and if you're lucky there maybe even be an
Trap Evasion/Disarming Demonstration going on during your time there. There
would also be three day 'Help the team with excavation exercise' and a
'Meet the Master' session if he is there. Accommodations and meals will
be provided at campsite. Just beware of sandstorms." Misa smiled and started
to walk to the another tour group.
"And if you are still feeling adventurous enough to backpack. Then there is the Team Esperanza Follow their footsteps World Tour. With a matching set of cap and T-shirt thrown in for every participant. Go Team Esperanza!!!! Kawaii cap ne!!!!!" Misa points to the chibi characters on the Team Esperanza cap and then waved it about. The camera pans to a couple wearing said attire and pouring through the itinerary list.
"The tour will take you to various historical
places around the world at a budget rate. Locales include the start point
in Peru to the Andes Mountain where a recently found Inca temple is located.
There on you are free for the day to do some sight seeing or relic hunting.
A search party will only be provided if you purchase the insurance for
this tour. So remember to read the dotted line for the Peru trip. Moving
on we have Tibet which is ideal for trekking and climbing with experienced
guide Kundu at hand." On screen, the post editing flashed a map and the
route that would be taken.
"Following that is transit via Moscow to
London for Russell Square. Where there will be guided Museum visits to
educate you on the various relics and their usage. This is one of the most
educational and yet most arduous trip. Thankfully for the less adventurous,
this tour can be broken down into separate legs." Misa laughs and the camera
pans to the engrossed couple. As if realising they were being watched,
the couple looked up. Doll Juli screeched something and threw a nearby
stack of brochures from a counter at the camera while Pablo laughed. Misa
and the cameraman scurried away.
"Moving on to our next package. There is Victoria-Chan's hometown Puerto Rico tour. Activities offered includes a Kajukenbo crash course during your stay at the Master Ortiz's dojo. The Foxhound tour is available too. It is a blindfold tour to the famed Foxhound headquarters in Puerto Rico. An advanced booking is needed for the visit and one must be blindfolded and hiding in a specifically provided and addressed cardboard box. Of which one will be transported to the faculty via the cardboard box. And from what Misa has heard, an oil drum alternative will be introduced next season as per Snake sama's request."
Panning behind Misa, the camera showed
a trail of cardboard boxes making their way towards the check-in counter.
Zooming in, a hint of brown hair can be seen through the handle holes of
the lead box, a bit of brown trenchcoat was seen peeking out from another
and there was a hint of blond hair from the third box. Any attempt to approached
the boxes with met with an exclamation mark (!) and three different type
of handguns pointing out of the handle holes towards the approacher. Misa
cautiously backs away from the group. Vlewarly this group had no intention
of exposing their identities.
"And now Misa will move on to the much more tamer tours."
For those of you already in Oahu and feeling like pampering yourself. There is the Karin Kanzuki SMP tour! Shop! Makeover and Party!" Misa fired a party popper into the air and a bunch of exclamation marks appeared over the line of previously mentioned cardboard boxes. One of the box was unturned and a young blond hair male in a cyber ninja suit stood up to confront the situation, someone from another cardboard pull him back down and threw the cardboard box back over him again.
"Hey peon! Over here!" The camera pans
over to the hyperactive blond school girl, her butler holding her many
shopping bags.
"You must be really pathetic that you
need the Diva of fashion to help you to do a makeover. I will take you
and make you from a peasant into a princess like me. Okay sort of like
me since there can be only one me." Karin points to Sakura.
"And if you peons are on a budget Pffff
budget." She sighed "I can teach you to do it on a budget scale." She added
with a little less enthusiasm. "Of course this is to show you that Karin
sama can make anybody look good." She pointed to Sakura again, dragging
her fellow schoolgirl back by the headband
"Hey come back I'm not done yet." She addressed both Sakura and the retreating cameraman.
"And for you fans of Sacred Edge. Misa
will break fourth wall again and say there is a special 14 Days Tokyo-Osaka
Doll Faculty and Ninja Training Camp Tour! First You will get to visit
home base of Sacred Edge and see the shrine dedicated to the late Reno
and Cana. Other activities include visiting the buildings of various video
game companies and soak in an onsen." Misa smiled, that was the generic
part of the Tokyo tour
"And if you have a made a purchase at S-Doll Oahu you will get to go on a specially guided tour around Tokyo to restock and add on to your existing Doll Unit's equipment and team at a 10% discount!!! And most of all you will be taken to Iwastuki, Saitama to visit Togyoku Doll Museum where not only would you get to see a collection of traditional dolls, you will also get to make your own traditional Doll unit in their faculty. Potential Doll and Dollification Equipment will be provided in Tokyo and Iwatsuki." Misa waved her Jin doll about who is decked in his default black costume at the camera.
"Following the generic tour we will head up to Iwaizumi Iwate and visit the Ryusendo caves and see its beautiful cave and underground lake waters!!!" Post editing pasted a few pictures of said tourist location on screen.
"There on we will head down to Iga Ueno in Mie Perfecture for the Iga Ryu Residence and Ninja museum where you will see Doll units go for their refresher training. And if you're lucky you may even catch sight of Bushinryu students on an exchange program. As part of a side trip you will be taken to Koka city in Shiga prefecture to see the the Koga ryu ninja grounds as well. Come to Hattori Hanzo's home town and experience a day in ninja training and shopping for you own band of ninja warriors!!"
A huge bead of perspiration appeared on Misa head as a trio of Shadowloo Dolls led by Satsuki dropped down from nowhere and handed Misa a little pink costumed ninja doll before vanishing in a explosion of smoke. Coughing Misa walks out of the smoke.
"Kawaii ne!!!" Misa squealed at the Doll, remembering herself she continued.
"And to complete the ninja-samurai leg
of the Mie side trip of this tour we will visit a theme park named Ise
Sengoku Jidai Mura where fans of Onimusha may find this somewhat familiar.
That is if you haven't already visited the Edo
Wonderland in Nikko. Appreances by Takeshi Kaneshiro not included"
Misa beamed as the screen show a map of the places mentioned.
"In the closing leg we would be in Osaka! Where a visit to the Capcom building is a must. This is the last stop for all your Doll units and Dollifcation process. And to close this tour you will be treated to Honda sama's Onsen on your last night in Japan! Accommodations will be your pick of hotel from the Masters-Kanzuki-Rinaldo chain of hotels and ryokans "
"And it it also an unfortunate thing that
the Gouki sama's island tour had to be canceled due to the unfortunate
sinking of the island. It has been made up instead with a tour of the Ansatsuken
dojo just outside of Osaka city. And if Ryu sama is around you can go through
a sparring session with him. Just remember to sign the indemnity form for
any injuries that may occur from sparring or out-eating Ryu sama. And please
refrain from sparring on roof of Osaka
castle without proper guidance"
The screen then show a run down of the
itinerary of the 14 days tour, it stated a 20% discount for customers who
had purchased any Dolls from S-Doll Oahu in particular.
"And now our last special package. The San Francisco-Oahu combination tour. If you can tear yourself away from the chocolate shops in Ghirardelli Square and the restaurants of Fisherman's wharf. If baseball is in season visit the South Beach China Basin Ball park. Otherwise there is always the magnificent sight of the Golden Gate Bridge. Pass by the magnificent estate of the Masters family and if you dare challenge his dojo located in town." Misa smiled as the screen throws up a map of indicating the locations mentioned.
The camera pans to a counter of the airport, Iwa was shown reading the San Francisco brochure and holding the Tokyo-Osaka brochure in her other hand.
"Alcatraz. Why would I want to visit there?"
She spoke to a potted plant beside her.
"You're not suppose to talk to me." Came
a voice, someone was hiding behind the foliage.
"You're responding."
There was a grumble of sorts.
"You should take up that ninja training
thing. You're doing a bad job at stalking. Fraternizing with the enemy."
Iwa handed her stalker the other brochure.
"I'm going to be in trouble if they see
this."
"Still worried about that broken saber
thing? Your side of the fence is no better than ours." Iwa laughed and
was answered by another grumble
"Hey! Why did Iwayama, Iwaki and Iwakuni
get left out? Wasn't it intended to be the Iwa- affixed name tour?" Iwa
asked someone offscreen.
"Too many Iwas-, Too little time. Ninja Otaku-ness strikes hard."A voice similiar to hers answered back. The camera pans off screen to show another Iwa in blue colour palatte sitting on top of her suitcase. A brown wolf by her side. The letters L.O.B emblazoned on the back of her vest. Sensing that a very off topic conversation between the two Iwas would happen, the camera pans back to Misa
"Following the San Francisco tour will
be the delightful Oahu tour. Accommodations here would be the lovely Makai
Hotel. Take your time to tan, swim or surf in Oahu's various lovely spots.
Go for a spa retreat or merge with the Karin Kanzuki SMP tour. Whether
shop or relax the Oahu tour can be modified for you. And of course no trip
to Oahu would be complete without a trip to The Makai Casino. Who knows
Lady Luck may smile generously upon you." Misa held up an Ace of Spades
card as she beamed widely.
"And so. This episode concludes the Oahu special for tour promotions. Stay tuned for next episode. Sayonara from N3!!!! Misa beamed and bowed to the camera. The screen in closing made another run down of the places mention and left a weblink for visitors to follow.