SN: Ryu, welcome to the show. Care to tell me about yourself?

Ryu:Yes, I'm a 12th degree anisatsuken(Another name of Ryu's fighting style instead of Shotokan) blackbelter. I'm honored. The fight is all.

SN:What are your requirements to your hardcore fans to be like you?

Ryu:You must train harder everyday and go to tournaments to test out your fighting skills. May the best fighter win the fight. Always learn the true meaning of the fight. I appreciate a special tutor with my fans. *Ryu whispers to me about not mentioning Sakura*The fight is all.

SN:Ah cool. Here's a message from your best friend Ken Masters. *Note reading from ken*"Dear Ryu, My man, you're my best friend in the whole world. I can't believe there is no way I can equal you because you have gotten better and stronger than before. Next time we meet, I'll show you my new move Kuzuru reppa(Rip off Ryuko ranbuu from SFEX2plus -_-) and lets go get hot baths together like old times"

Ryu: It's good to hear from my best friend Ken. Thanks for the letter.

SN: Um, Ryu. Is it true I heard from outside the media...you and Ken..err..got into some vague...practices during taking breaks in hot spring baths?

Ryu: I have no interest to hearing what the media says. Hot spring baths was a long time ago, Ken and I had lots of fun there. Nothing wrong with it, it's traditional japanese way of life.

SN:I see, you're very naive(Hrmph, no point to arguing that, but how about this..)

Ryu:*awaits for his next survey*

SN: ahem..Ryu, what else you like to do other than fighting.

Ryu:I go to the sea and fishing. Cutting logs at the forest. I'm used to craftsman material.

SN:yeah yeah, as heard on Street Fighter 2 V anime. Thankfully, they shown your personality there.

Ryu:I have a personality. There is nothing wrong about why I'm the way I am at my character

SN: oh brother...

Ryu:

SN:Ryu, here's a letter from an Interpol agent Chun-li "Dear Mr. He-man, how come you don't want to pay attention to my looks? Do you think I'm attractive? Or are you just paying attention to the fight? Do you have any experience on women? You are totally different from men. Men, I can't understand why they're so crazy just wanting my whole pleasure from them. I want my pleasure to you. PLEASE RESPOND THIS??!"

Ryu:*Silent treatment*

SN:Well, I don't want to get into this, but do you have anything to commentary on Miss Xiang's Statement?

Ryu:Well, first of all, I don't know what she mean by seeing if she's attractive. I never found women attractive nor Master Gouken haven't told me anything. Ken use to spill the beans about it. I don't care at all. I can answer her other question why I'm paying attention to the fight, I'm always doing this for the fight. I'm proving the world what the true way of shotokan is. You see, Akuma, my rival, he thinks the other way and I refuse to follow it. There is no meaning to the fight by killing your opponent, one who is strong as you are. There is no honor to it. You see, I can control my evil intent. I have learned the dark arts myself however, I seal it. Just like Master Gotetsu and Gouken did. I'm following their footsteps. Third of her question, I don't know have any experience of women. I'm sorry, but can she help me with that. I mean, what's up with a woman with a great looking body and face I couldn't resist? Of course I lost distraction of my meditation and was drooling the image of her. I don't know how I get this feeling, but is this how men find their attraction to women??

SN: Don't tell me, I'm a man too. Some women can be attractive.

Ryu:Hmm, then how does that explain to Ken. He's a man and is attractive.

SN:Well, women find him so. He's a womanizer. Unlike you, he is now married.

Ryu:I know. Hrmph. I still don't understand this possibility...

SN:What about Sakura?

Ryu:Nooonono wait don't say anything about her!

Sakura pops up at the audience and races after Ryu.

Ryu:excuse me...*Ryu runs out of the stage*

Sakura:RYU WAIT!! I WANT YOU TO TEACH MEE!!!!

Sakura follows him

SN:You know, lots of capcom fangirls voted Ryu as the number 2 most attractive guy. That explains Sakura's school girl crush on him.....Well ladies and gentlemen, time for the show to end. Next time, we'll interview the former King of Fighters champ, Geese Howard!!