Dude, Where's My Car?!
By Yusuke

"Roarrrrr aawworrr."-Blanka

Blanka scratches his back.

"Aw, what's up, Jimmy?"-Dan

"I need to take a bath. But the water in this jungle isn't clean enough to remover these itches coming on my back"-Blanka

"Why don't you shock yourself?"-Dan

ZAAAPP!!!!!

"AHH, ok, that's enough. I'm fry!"-Dan

"Sorry, you shouldn't come closer when I have to do it"-Blanka

"It's not you who has to say Sorry. I deserve this."-Dan

"Hey, there's a clean river over there with those springs. I didn't know they appear from here."-Blanka

"Lets take a look."-Dan

Blanka and Dan finds the springs near the river. Blanka decides to go in it. Dan waits to see how comfortable it is over there.

"Look, nothing happen."-Blanka

"Ah, it's alot better in paradise than finding new Saikyo students."-Dan

Moments after. They're still on the springs relaxing.

"I wish we're in this with the chicks."-Dan

"Yeah, hot babes. I suppose Felicia will like to come over here."-Blanka

"What about me, what about the Might DAN!!??"-Dan

"You have alot of crushes on those ladies. But they surely beat the crap out of you when you had the chance to ask them for a date."-Blanka

Blanka laughed. Dan didn't think it's funny, but he embarasssed the fact that he's jealous. Every other street fighter who has a love interest with someone Dan has a crush on is always proving better than him. Poor Dan.

"Hey, Blanka. I have this new car with me. Come on."-Dan

"Uhhh...I think that's enough for now. No more itching on my back."-Blanka

Later..

"Ta Da! This is my fabulous new car."-Dan

"Woah, this should of been what I hadn't get if I got my human form back."-Blanka

"Trust me, even a guy without his human form. This car will likely work best with you too. Come on. Hop on. We're going out of town."-Dan

"What? You want to go around with this car to get ladies attention?"-Blanka

"Well, other than that. We're going to find worthy opponents and show those babes we're that d*mn good."-Dan

"Dude, that's a awesome plan!"-Blanka

VOOM!

Screeecchh!!

"Oh, I forgot something."-Dan

"What? I don't need clothes to pack myself with."-Blanka

"No, it's not that? I have to go to the dojo and call someone."-Dan

"Nahh, we'll do that in a hotel."-Blanka

"Good idea."-Dan

Soon, Dan and Blanka arrives at the hotel. They ask to stay for 2 nights. What they are in is at a city with gambling legalized.

"Yeah...ok. I'll call you back soon. Bye."-Dan

"I want to go get some food. There's a resturant 3 blocks away from here."-Blanka

"The hotel has a resturant too. Oh, I think we'll go check around the city with my awesome new car."-Dan

"ROAR!!"-Blanka

Later...

"I ..I don't get it. It was parked right there. No one should of knew where I parked my car..."-Dan

"Hey, mister?"-Blanka

Blanka asked the guy near them.

"Yes"

"Do you know where my friends car is?"-Blanka

"No, sorry."

"Arrgh.."-Blanka

Dan crying with his fist striking against the air.

"Nobody steals from Dan Hibiki!! DUDE, WHERE"S MY CAR!!!!???"-Dan