Akuma's Weirdest Times Ch. 2
By Yusuke

This morning at Ken's house, Sean wakes up from a nice sleep after the party. He when down the living room to see who else was staying here after the party.

In the living room, Sean finds a few people staying. Ryu is sleeping at the couch along with Mel sleeping on Ryu like he saw a 2nd father figure. Chun-li slept on the floor along with her student. Who else is here? Sean takes a look around the manor. The kitchen was alright. Sean when to the billard room and check it's fine too. Entering the backyard, he saw a bright light.

*Ding*

Suddenly a door bell rang. Sean went to see who was at the door.

"Who is it?"-Sean

"Somebody who wants Ken Masters."

Sean open the door and there he sees a cute female in red hair wearing a black karate gi. Sean looks at the female fighter like she's so beautiful.

"Um, come in...."-Sean

The female fighter enters the manor.

"Why are you dressing like Akuma?"-Sean

"Because I am Akuma. The supereme master of fist! Remember the ego, boy. I'm not Ryu, ok?"-Akuma

Sean laughs so hard, he can't imaginate a female who is wearing Akuma's karate gi was actually the real Akuma.

"I hardly think you're right. But, Akuma doesn't look so thin and skinning with lesser muscles on his body."-Sean

Akuma thought to hisself, "You insolent brat, you don't understand. That drink I felt so dizzy made my organisms change! Please, young Sean. Believe me!?"

"Sean, who was at the doorbell."-Ken

"Oh, master. I'm afraid you don't want to know ,but, there's someone who is looking for you."-Sean

Ken looks at his latest guest, a female wearing Akuma's clothes.

"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"-Ken

Ryu and co. wakes up when they heard Ken laughing so hard. Eliza , who returned from work, appears and saw the problem. She laughed too.

Suddenly someone races out to the door coming in.

"Come back here you chicken. I'm hungry!"-Dan

"Help! This crazy man is going to kill me!"

It was Sakura.

"Hey Sakura, um, we can explain these turn of events here..."-Sean

Sean looks at the female(Sexy and deadly) Akuma one more time.

"LOL"-Sean

Everyone laughs.

"Stop laughing. I'm having trouble too. Because someone is chasing me like Dan is..."-Akuma

"Hey girly, I want to have a date with you please!?"

It was E. Honda.

"Ack!"-AKuma

Akuma runs around the manor trying to find a place to escape from Honda. While Dan's head is turning weirder, this time, he once again calls Chun Li....

"Sailormoon!!!"-Dan

Chun-li drops dead. Never to be woke up from an overanixous lovesick pervert she thought.

Ken laughs so hard until things becoming different. He looks at what's going on and tries to make the formula to turn Dan and Akuma back to normal.

Later.

It's still a wild goose chase at Ken's house. Ken finally makes the formula and gives it to Akuma. E.Honda is huging the dark warrior....

Akuma drinks the formula and his organisms become a man again. He's once again "The supereme master of fist"

"You fathead get off of me. Shoryuken!"-Akuma

Akuma hit Honda in the jaw with his shoryuken and feels alot better with fresh air. Ken gives the formula to Dan and Dan drinks it. Dan finally saw that it was Chun-li, not Sailormoon, who he's looking at.

"You!!"-Akuma

Akuma points at Sean and grabs Sean.

"NononoNONO!! This is all a misunderstanding! My master gave me the drink for you! I beg you I didn't do anything!"-Sean

"Sean, is this all the whole true going on here when I left to work!?"-Eliza

"Yeah, Sean. Is it?!"-Sakura

Sakura too is involve. Her boyfriend had hots for the female version of Akuma when she came to Ken's house from Dan's weird attitude.

"Um, well, don't look at me. My master here made the best formula I ever seen....err..."-Sean

Everyone looks at Sean for a moment. Then turns face to face at Ken.

Ken smiles with a peace sign.

"KEN MASTERS! YOU AND I ARE GOING FOR A LONG TIME OF EXPLAINING AT OUR BEDROOM. GET IN HERE, YOU NAUGHTY TWIP!!!"-Eliza

Eliza pulls Ken's ear and takes him to the bedroom.

"ouch ouch ooww.."-Ken

"WAIT!"-Akuma

Everyone face forward at Akuma.

"What can I do for you, Mr. Akuma?"-Eliza

"I want to ask Ken something."-Akuma

"Better get this going. He and I are going in a full hour of h*ll."-Eliza

"Ken, is it really you who screw me up?..."-Akuma

"Yes. Well as the japanese say Hai. I mean yes sir, I screwed you. It's just a test, nothing personal. I swear!!"-Ken

"GAH!"-everybody goarns

"Well, let me tell you something..."-Akuma

Akuma holds Ken wrapping around his arms on Ken.

"That was the first time I've been screwed by someone who is my only worthy opponent and rival since Ryu screwed me years ago."(See Street Fighter Alpha 2 When Ryu defeated Akuma. Surely, the dark warrior was screwed by Ryu's determination to showing his power is just alike as Akuma's)-Akuma

Akuma takes a big smile and is still holding Ken. Everybody else except Sean and Sakura. Sean told Sakura that he isn't blind by the female Akuma. Just shocked to see the weirdiest thing that happens to the dark warrior. Sakura accepts Sean's explaination and both gets a kiss.

Dan tries to wake Chun-li. Chun wakes up and saw Dan. She look at Dan alittle closer.

"Are you my father?"-Chun-Li

"What? I..I don't know what you're saying. Of course not, I'm not your father. Who else should I be?"-Dan

"Duo Maxwell!!!"-CHun-li

With starts on her eyes and her heart pumps. She saw an image of Dan as Gundam Wing's Duo Maxwell and chases Dan.

"AHHH!!!. Ryu sama, Help me. What the heck is wrong with Chun li? Somebody?!"-Dan

Chun-li and Dan exit the manor on a chase. Ryu just shrugs and put a music cd on.

"Ah...the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack feature Megumi Hayashibara(Japanese voice actress of Faye Valentine). I love her music! Hmm. She's not half as bad looking as Chun-li. "-Ryu

Ryu smiles and listen to her soundtracks.

Akuma, he's still holding Ken and is so happy. Ken is losing breath for hours and hours.

2 weeks later.

Ken's house is empty and Akuma and Ken standing at the same place holding each other. Akuma still smiling happy.

"Hey, Aku, I'm not sure. If this really goes out. But, are you going to beat the crap out of me?"-Ken

"Well, I appreciate your confident on defending me. But, no, I'm not going to beat the crap out of you. I'm going to hug the crap out of you.?"-Akuma with the crooky smile >)