Akuma's Weirdest Times Ch. 1
By Yusuke

Akuma home land Gokutedo Island

"Messatsu!!"-Akuma

Akuma stomping the ground a couple of times during his training. The animals looking day the dark warrior like he's their creator of Gokutedo Island. The animals love Akuma and promised to respect his abitilites.

"Hadouken Hadouken Hadouken!!"-Akuma

Massive fireballs keep on shooting across the ocean which make big tidal waves coming forth to another island. Akuma jumps up in the air.

"ZANKUU TEMMA KEN!!"(My own version of his h*llish fireball super)-Akuma

Akuma shot several air fireballs in the fastest speed the world has ever seen. He did it in dragonball Z style/

"Phat phat phat. Well, how do you like that my pets?"-Akuma

The animals roar as they're saying yes without a doubt; Akuma has the most powerful attacks in the universe.

Akuma smiles madly and laughs. No one can stop him. Soon as he gets to his camping site, an airplane appoarches. The plane lands on the nearest side of Akuma's camp.

"Mr. Akuma , Gouki, whatever, I'm the air postman. There's a letter from Ken Masters."-Postman

Akuma takes the letter and reads it. He then shrugs.

"Why the heck Masters bother me for another of his boring reunite parties? I think I shall go."-Akuma

Akuma takes a deep breath and pack his things. He said his goodbyes to the animals and leaves the island on his boat.

Later, Akuma using his powerful Massatsu Hadouken to increase speed on the boat. Like 250 mph.

"America, here I come!"-Akuma

Akuma finally arrives in America. He put his boat somewhere at the beachside then walks to Ken's house.

Ken's House.

"Lets jam it baby!"-DeeJay

The loud music DJ started bothers the whole quiet guests. Some people told DeeJay to turn the volume down. But, he didn't listen and later Dan sucker punched DJ and the guest cheer at Dan.

"How about my new music?"-Dan

Dan put on his Elvis costume and sing one of Elvis old songs. The women caught their attention on Dan. But, the were all jealous.

"I have arrive , Masters!"-Akuma

Ken is sitting on the chair grins at Akuma. Ken is making some kind of special drink for him. Dan walks to the table where Ken is sitting after a little deja vu.

"Ken sama!"-Dan

"Dan no baka!"-Ken smile evily

"Hey what's that stuff you're doing?"-Dan

"Um..non of your business, Dan."-Ken

Then an image of Eliza appears on Ken's balloon brain thoughts.

"Be nice to Dan or I'm gonna tear you apart, Ken!"-Eliza

"Err, Dan how about trying out my new drink?"-Ken

"Sure."-Dan

Ken gives one cup of the formula he made. Dan drinks it and feels alot better. His brain start getting different.

"Hey...that's some cool H2o sucking drink!"-Dan

Dan start acting strange and he spinnings around doing break dancing. The ladies shout go Dan, Go Dan.

"Hey everybody check out Dan doing some major jam!"-DeeJay

Dan starts to strip dancing. All the ladies take out their money and want Dan to do the nasty.

Dan did the dancing scene from American Pie where Jason Biggs once strip the girl on his History study with her at his house. Dan's stripping was all over TV. The ladies around the world are enjoying it.

"What the heck is he doing?!"-Yun

"I don't know, but man, he sucking rule! I never seen Dan this cool."-Yang

Cammy is watching Dan's stripping and she puts her hands on her cats not to see it on censorship.

Chun-li and Ryu appears at the party only to see Dan acting strange. Chun-li gets angry and shouts.

"ALL right girls , that's enough. Dan you pervert, knock it off with that stripping!"-Chun-li

"Oh.."-Dan

Dan mind gets even worst, he look at Chun-li like in an image of Sailormoon.

"SAILORMOON!!!"-Dan

"AHHHHH, don't look at me like that!"-Chun-li

Dan chases after Chun and Chun exit the party along with Dan. It's a wild goose chase.

Akuma grabs a budwiser and drink it. He walks up to Sean and ask a couple of questions.

"Sean, hows the training going with you?"-Akuma

"It's pretty unique, Master Akuma."-Sean

Ken appears right behind Sean.

"May I talk with you for a moment, Sean?"

"Ok."-Sean

Ken told Sean to give Akuma this drink. Sean walks back to the place where he met Akuma.

"Here's a drink for you Akuma."-Sean

"Thanks."-Akuma

Akuma drank the cup Sean gave and finally something wrong with him. He sees images blur..and gets dizzy.

"Um, I'll be right back ,Sean."-Akuma

Akuma walks out of the party. Sean notices something wrong with Akuma. So he follows the dark warrior and ask.

"Are you alright, Master Akuma?"-Sean

"Um, yes."-Akuma

Akuma voice now sounded female.

Akuma and Sean walks back to the party house. When Akuma looks around he saw Ken.

"Hey, who is the golittlo?!"-Akuma

"What?!"-everybody said

"What's golittlo is it a word?"-Someone ask

Akuma points out at Ken.

"You, you are the GOLITTLO!!!"-Akuma

Akuma screams like a girl. He think he saw a superhero on TV.

"THE GILittlo!!"-Akuma

Sean looks at Ken and Ken backs away alittle and laughs so hard.

"Um him..that's Ken Masters."-Sean

"He seem to be the Gilittlo!"-Akuma

"What the heck is he talking about?"-other party memeber ask

Dan and Chun-li's chase finally conclude when CHun-li stands behind Ryu.

"Sailormoon, I love you. Marry me, Please, please. I want to see you doing that cool Sailor plasma power!"-Dan

"Ryu, I beg you to have this pervert leave me alone!"-Chun-Li

"Um, him, Dan is not a pervert. Why would he be a pervert when he Idolize you as Sailormoon? Isn't that your favorite anime you told me in Japan?"-Ryu

Chun-li slaps Ryu so hard. And Ryu has a big red mark on his cheek.

"That's for spending too much time with that b--- j-- crap with me while we're watching that anime!"-Chun-Li

Ken laughs at the scene where Dan, Chun-li, and Ryu made execuses. The party ends when a few people left. Others stay and spend the night at Ken's.