The Miss World Warrior Beauty Pageant Part 2
By Vicky
Troy: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. The night is young and we have just
begun. We have six incredible judges tonight! Let's meet them!
**Troy walks down the steps towards the judges**
Troy: Our first judge comes from India! Please give a warm welcome to the
master of yoga, Dhalsim!
**The camera focuses on Dhalsim, who stretches his arm, smiles and waves.
Troy: Our next judge is from Japan! Ladies and gentlemen, the Wandering
Warrior, the Master of Shotokan, the one, the only RYU!!!
**All the women in the audience cheer wildly for Ryu**
Audience woman # 1: I love you Ryu!
Audience woman # 2: Marry me Ryu!!
Audience woman # 3: Show me those fireballs baby!!!
Troy:…
Ryu:…
Troy: Uh…yes…well our next judge is our very own TS!
**TS gets up and waves at the audience**
Audience:…
Audience woman # 4: Yay…
**TS frowns and sits down**
Troy: **with a half smile he walks toward the next judge** And hailing down
from Thailand, the world's most psychotic, megalomaniac, but everyone's
favorite bad guy…M. Bison!!!
**The crowd cheers as Bison bows toward the audience**
Troy: It is quite a surprise to have you here Mr. Bison. What made you
decide to be one of our judges?
Bison: Well Mr. Troy, you worthless fools don't realize it yet, but this is
all part of another brilliant plan to take over the world!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
**Bison's maniac laughter continues**
Troy: Yes…we will keep that in mind. Our next judge is currently residing in
England. Ladies and gentlemen, Brie!!
**Once again the crowd cheers, but stop as they realize Brie is making out
with fellow judge Seiko**
Troy: Uh…excuse me, Brie? Why did you decide to be one of our judges?
Brie:…
Troy: Okay. Seiko, why did you?
Seiko:…
Troy: Perhaps you too can catch your breath now?
Brie & Seiko:…
Troy: **clears throat** It's soon time for the swimming-suit competition!
But first let's see what Vicky and Cherie have to say!
**The camera focuses on the girls, with the usual stage and audience
background. Vicky is busily humming and fixing her nails while Cherie is
holding a compact mirror, fixing her hair**
Vicky: So what do you think about the judges, Cherie? **She puts her hand
right in front of her face and keeps staring at her nails**
Cherie: **yawns** They're okay…
Vicky: **She looks up from her nails, not believing what Cherie had just
said** Okay? They're okay? Can you be a little more enthusiastic?!? You didn't
even read the cue cards!
Cherie: **Cherie closes her compact and stares at Vicky, with an irritated
look on her face** Well, excuse me little-miss-know-all! At least I'm being
honest!!
Vicky: You listen here Miss Salon Selectives (note: sorry Cherie, couldn't
help myself). You can't talk to me like that! You…you…!
Cherie: Why you…! Ahhhhhhh!
**Cherie jumps on Vicky and starts slapping her face. Vicky in return starts
pulling Cherie's hair and stomping on her feet. Their shrieks are heard all
over the place. TS pokes his head up from the judges table**
TS: Ohhhhhhhh, cat fight! I can't miss this! **He leaves the judges table
and runs to where the shrieks are coming from**
Troy: **He stands on the stage staring at nothing in particular** It is time
to announce the five semi-finalists…yeah…okay here they are! The first
semi-finalist is Cammy!!
**Cammy walks toward her spot waving and throwing kisses at the audience**
Audience: Yeah!!!
Troy: Well this is a surprise! Our next finalist is Vega!!
Audience Women: Yeah!!!!
Audience Men # 1 and 2: Whooooooo, yeeaaaah!!
Vega: **walks proudly** Thank you all you beautiful people!
Troy: The third semi-finalist is Sakura!!
Audience: **cheers**
TS: Yeaaaaaaaah baby!!! **he jumps and claps wildly from where Vicky and
Cherie had been fighting**
Troy: **looks at TS as if wanting to kill him** Only two spots left! One of
them could be the winner! Who could they be!
Audience: **looks completely annoyed**
Audience member # 1 (Blanka): Get on with it or I'll kill you!!!
Troy: **trembles from fear** Y..y..yes. This is no surprise. Our fourth
semi-finalist is Chun-li!
Audience: Yeah!
Troy: And the last, but not least is…Dan???
Audience: **for some unknown reason the audience cheer and applause wildly
and throw flowers on the stage**
Troy: **looks dumbstruck** And now a word from our sponsors…
Meanwhile backstage,
**TS is walking around trying to find his way to the judge's table. He comes
up to a door that has a sign that reads "Dressing Room".
TS: **grin**
**TS opens the door to find the contestants changing into their
swimming-suits**
TS: Oh yeah…
Cammy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! **she kicks TS on the stomach**
TS: Ow!
Chun-li: Why you perverted little creep! **she punches TS on the face**
Sakura: Eeeeekkkkk! **she throws a vase at TS**
**the girls manage to push TS out of the room without inflicting too much
damage**
TS: **Curses under his breath**
**TS keeps walking, rubbing his hand on his sore stomach and face until he
bumps into something hard and big**
TS: **looks up in amazement** Whoa! Who are you?
Stranger: My name is Edmond Honda…