The Path of the True Warrior Ch. 2
By Ryu-san

Meanwhile…

“OSHAAAAAA!!!!”

“Uwo oh oh!!”

“Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora!!!”

“Uwoo owo wo!!”

“Oyaji!!!!”

Screams, grunts and taunts fill the air as a fighter clad in a pink gi trains with his friend, Jimmy.

“Gadouken! Gouryuken! Whew! Let’s take a rest, eh Jimmy?” Dan suggests.

“Ooh uwo (Great, good idea),” Blanka responds.

The two are training in the misty rainforests of South America. Blanka’s green skin camoflauges extremely well with the forest and Dan can barely see him as they approach Blanka’s house.

“Uwo owowo?” Blanka asks.

“Yeah! I’m starving!” Dan replies.

Blanka returns five minutes later with a long thin piece of meat. *GULP!* Dan shoves it down without a second thought.

”By the way, what’s in this?” Dan asks.

“Uwo wowow!” Blanka tells him.

“Blech! What!? That wasn’t my food, that was yours? And you put what in it!?” Dan exclaims.

“Owo ur!” Blanka tells him.

“UGH! You put WHAT in the where!? This is made from mixing what and what!?” Dan suddenly runs out and hurls. @.@

“Uwo?” Blanka says. Dan sees the leftover carcass outside smashed along with a brown substance. He throw up again.

“Dan!?” a girl asks.

“Yikes! It’s my number one disciple! I can’t let her see my, her sensei, like this!” With that, Dan runs into the house…

“Uwooo!” Blanka yells, throwing out a piece of wood.

“Oro!” Dan yells as he faints after being hit with the wood.

“…………………”

“Dan? Hey, wake up!” Sakura tells him.

“Oro…Oyaji! Huh? Where am I? Sakura?” Dan wonders.

He opens up his eyes and sees Blanka.

“Yaaaaaaa!!!!!” Dan screams and runs out. Then he goes back in, and tells Blanka,“It’s ok, Sakura. You’re still my number one disciple, I can help you…” Dan tells him.

“Hey! Dummy! In what way does THAT look like ME!?” Sakura angry exclaims.

“Oh, Sakura! You’re not a monster!” he exclaims.

Blanka bonks him over the head, giving him a bump that pops up.

“UWOOOO!” Blanka yells.

“Geez, Jimmy! I was just kidding. At least you’re nicer than Sakura,” Dan tells him, trying to assuage his anger.

*BOP!!! POW!!! SMACK!!!*

“Oro…what did I do now?” Dan wonders as three more bumps pop up and he faints.