Jingle All the Way ala SF Ch. 1
By Ryu Dragon

Casting zone…

Street Fighter characters are gathering in the JAtW casting zone. The fighters are chatting and joking, catching up with each other news. There are some new faces, like Ken’s son, Dhalsim’s son, Honda’s sons, and Guile’s daughter.

“I heard this fic is gonna be different.” – Ryu.

“Heh, its probably gonna be the same fighting fic, judging from the author.” – Akuma.

“I dunno, he made some different style of fics too, like that Scary Story (Author: Yeah, yeah, so I make a promotion, so sue me ^-^).” – Dan.

“Yeah, but not finished yet. And that was a bad one too, I have to play the weak, scared, screeching teenage girl.” – CL. (Author grins sadistically).

“I like the one that he cross-overed with City Hunter.” – Rose.

“Not me, I got bashed by Chun Li all the time.” – Ryu. (Author laughs maniacally).

“Yeah, and I got harassed all the time by Ryu.” – Chun Li. (Author laughs louder).

“That’s why I like it.” – Rose laughs.

“Very funny.” – Ryu and Chun Li together with sarcastic tone.

“Psst, the author is going to make the announcement.” – Sakura.

Ryu Dragon came up on the stage. “Ahem, thank you for coming to the casting for my new fic, ladies and gentlemen. Like you’ve seen on the door outside this room, the title of this fic is ‘Jingle All the Way ala SF’, it is a movie based on Arnold Schwar… Schwagr… Schwartzenegger, I think that’s the name, is that right ? (SFers laugh). I decided to make this fic for some reasons. First, it’s almost Christmas, so I tried to make a fic that matched the season. Second, I already made too many fighting fics, so I decided to make something different, this fic will be a comedy fic.”

RD cleared his throat and drank a glass of water. “Now, I’m going to announce the character casts: Zangief will play as Arnold Scwar… Schwra… oh, what the heck, he’s going to be the main cast !”

All SFers were shocked to hear that, especially Zangief.

“What ? Zangief ? How could it be ?” – Ken.

“Are you sure ? Did I hear things ?” – Vega.

“Oh, at last, I get the chance to be the main cast.” – Zangief cried in happiness.

RD calmed the SFers down. “Now, the reason I choose Zangief was because he has the closest look to Arnold Scwar… Swat… anyway, that’s the reason, I didn’t choose Ryu because he already in too many fics.” (Ryu grinned and checked his bank account balance).

“Now, we’re moving on. The one who played Sinbad, the mailman that was the Arnold’s rival is Dee Jay.” – RD.

“Yaaayyy, I get to be the main cast too.” – Dee Jay.

“Rose will play as Zangief’s wife.” – RD.

“What ????” – Rose almost collapsed.

“Heh heh heh, good on you, Rose.” – Chun Li.

“Ken’s son, Benny, will be Zangief and Rose’s son.” – RD.

“Yaay, hear that Dad ? I get to play one of the main cast too.” – Benny.

“Good on you son.” – said Ken proudly.

“M.Bison (Vega) will play as Zangief’s neighbor who’ll try to steal Rose from Zangief.” – RD.

“Hmmm, that should be easy.” – Bison. Rose gave a sharp dagger gaze on him.

“Honda’s son, Tetsuo (Author: anybody knows Honda’s sons name ?), will play as Bison’s son.” – RD.

“What ? How can I have a fat son like that ?” – Bison. Honda got mad and slapped him 100 times, other SFers snicker at Bison’s misery.

RD grins for a while. “Blanka will play as Turbo Man’s sidekick, which I forgot its name at the moment.”

“Wooow woooo woooow woo (translated: Horah, I get to play a main character too) !!!” – Blanka.

“Dan will play the policeman who always gave trouble to Zangief.” – RD.

“Oh, would I do that.” – Dan snickers.

“Balrog will play as the fake giant Santa Claus.” – RD.

“Why me ? Shouldn’t it for someone fat like Honda ?” – Balrog. Honda slapped him 100 times. Other SFers snicker again.

RD snickers. “Okay guys, that’s it for now, the rest of the casts will be picked during the play.”