Street Hunter Ch. 3
By Ryu Dragon

After the last test, (and after Ryu woke up from being whacked by Chun Li) they went back to Chun Li’s apartment. They go to living room to have a talk, Chun Li ask Ryu to sit, then go to make some tea. 5 minutes later when she comes back, she didn’t see Ryu anywhere in the living room. *Hmm… that’s strange, where did he go ?* - Chun Li. Then she looks for Ryu everywhere. Suddenly she heard some noise in her room, feeling suspicious she opens the door slowly without making any noise. She’s so surprise seeing Ryu in her room digging through her clothes (Chun Li stumble in comical way), there is an underwear on his head, and there are two bras on his hands.

Suddenly Ryu felt a killer aura behind him, when he turns, he saw Chun Li standing behind him, she is holding a big wooden hammer, there is a writing on the hammer “1000 Ton”, she looks so furious and there is a crimson colored aura around her. “Oh hi, Chun Li, have you made the tea ?” – Ryu, grins and sweatdrops. Then, on the next second, there is a big bang sound heard from Chun Li’s room (Writer: Well, I guess you know what’s that mean).

Back to the living room. Chun Li sits lotus style on sofa, both her hands fold in front of her, she is looking at Ryu. Ryu sits on the opposite side, his face full of Band-Aids and bandage, there are tissues in his nose to stop from bleeding.

“Ehehe, so Chun Li, what do you want to talk about ?” – Ryu.

“Hmm… Ryu, now I’m really confused, you’ve shown to me your ability, and I have to admit, you’ve shown more that I expected.” – Chun Li, her eyes closed and looks calm. “BUT I HATE YOUR MR PERVERT PERSONA !!!!!” – Chun Li (head becomes big, shows fangs, Ryu hides behind sofa).

“Umm… soooo….?” – Ryu.

“So now I ‘m really confused whether to take you as partner or not.” – Chun Li.

“Well, that’s easy, just say ‘Ryu, I’ll take you as my partner’, there, that’s easy, right ?” – Ryu with comical innocent smile. Seeing Chun Li thinking, he sweatdrops “Umm… okay, I guess that’s not funny.” – Ryu.

After thinking for about 5 minutes, Chun Li made her decision. “Okay, now here’s my answer, Ryu.” – Chun Li. Seeing Ryu sleeping and some spider webs around his head, she sweatdrops. “RYU !!!” screamed Chun Li on Ryu’s ear.

“WAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!” screamed Ryu.

“Okay, so here’s my decision, I’ll take you as partner…” – Chun Li.

“Woohoo !!!” – Ryu (dance around the room in comical way – Ryu’s everywhere and in different funny pose).

“But if you dare to do any pervert thing, I’ll bash you with my hammer, okay ?” – Chun Li.

“Umm…” – Ryu sweatdrops.

“Well, what’s the answer ? You got 5 seconds, 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… times up, what’s your answer ?” – Chun Li.

“Umm… okay then.” – Ryu.

“Good boy.” – Chun Li smiles.

(Writer: Hmm… I guess we’re gonna see Ryu being bashed many, many times.)

Ryu & Chun Li: “SHUT UP !!!!!” (writer jumps in surprise).

“Hey, Chun Li, we need a name for our business you know.” – Ryu.

“Yeah, you’re right. Hmm… what name will do ? How ‘bout PPI’s ?” – Chun Li.

“PPI’s ? What’s that ?” – Ryu.

“Pretty Private Investigators.” – Chun Li.

“Hmm… not bad.” – Ryu (Posed like a gay wearing woman’s dress, and seducing Chun Li).

“Hmm… maybe that’s not a good idea.” – Chun Li (A small hammer with a writing “1 Ton” is on Ryu’s face).

“Ouch…” – Ryu. *Why does she hit me ?* - Ryu.

“I know, how ‘bout Street Fighter ?” – Chun Li.

“Nah, we’re detectives, not some street brawlers. How ‘bout City Hunter ?” – Ryu.

“Uh uh, someone already use that name.” – Chun Li.

“I know ! How ‘bout Street Hunter ?” – Ryu.

“Hey, that’s right, yeah. We’ll use that name ‘Street Hunter’. That’s a good idea, Ryu.” – Chun Li.

“Okay, so now we’re Street Hunter.” – Ryu stretch out hand.

“Yup. Now we’re Street Hunter.” – Chun Li. She shook Ryu’s hand.

After that, they ‘re having a small party to celebrate their new partnership. Chun Li asked Ryu to stay in her apartment. Since her apartment is bigger than his apartment (Writer: Of course, that’s not the main reason), Ryu agreed to move.

After the party…

“Hmm… I’m going to take shower, Ryu. Can you stay here for a while ?” – Chun Li stretches, showing her good figure, Ryu’s eyes become wide.

“Umm… yeah, sure.” – Ryu, holding his sake glass.

“Hmm…” – Chun Li. “Ryu, can you get me a rope on that shelf, please ?”

“Oh, okay.” – Ryu. He goes to the shelf and reach for the rope. When he turns he sees something big and round going straight to his face, after that, everything went black to him.

Chun Li is taking shower now, she looks so happy and relaxes. She’s singing a song called “Oh My Love”, a song that was sang by a Korean group called SES.

Outsied… Ryu is hanged upside down on Chun Li’s balcony, there is a big lump on his head, and he is struggling to break free. “AAAhhhh !!!! let me go, let me go, what did I do ? I didn’t do anything. Let me goooooooo !!!!!” – Ryu.

(Playing “Animal Song” by Savage Garden. If you know which part of that song that I meant to fit in Ryu’s condition now, you wouldn’t ask why I choose this song)