Motown Streetfighter

A parody of Motown Philly by Boyz II Men. One of my favorite classic songs.

Sung by Ryu, Ken, Dan, Sean, and Akuma

Setting- In an arena in the middle of NYC. The people want to see the greatest fighters in the world battle it out. Instead, the light flashes to see four shadowy figures. The shadows go away as it reveals Ryu, Ken, Dan, and Sean dressed in 80s hip-hop gear with everybody dropping their jaws and going O_O’. Everybody that’s fighting are sitting in the back seeing everything.

M. Bison- Ok… I’ve dealt with many things. This is a first.

Sagat- That’s Ryu?

Chun-Li- Oh my god… That is him.

Vega- I think they look pretty gay in those outfits.

DeeJay- Um Vega mon, hip-hop artists wore that stuff during the 1980s.

Vega- How do you know?

DeeJay- I’m black! What do you think?

Vega- You listen to that stuff?

DeeJay- Yes.

Vega- What’s hip-hop.

Everybody falls out of their seats.

M. Bison- If you were anymore stupid, I would’ve killed you right now.

Guile- I agree with you for once.

Chun-Li- This is so gay.

Rose- I would never expect them to do something like this.

The music from Motown Philly starts to play.

Nash- Is that what I think it is?

Guile- Yup! Motown Philly! I love that song!

Gen- It’s one of my favorite classics.

Chun-Li- What? You two like that stuff?

Guile- Yeah, got a problem?

Chun-Li- No.

Out of nowhere Guy comes out with a microphone and looks to the four guys. Guy is also dressed in hip-hop gear but looks like Flavor Flav.

M. Bison- What the? Gahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Guy- It don’t matter, just don’t curse.

Out of nowhere an explosion happens behind them and Akuma appears also dressed in hip-hop gear and microphone.

M. Bison- OMFG! It’s Akuma!

Everybody- O_O’

Akuma- (On the mic.) Yo fellas, y’all ready for this?

The four men cheer real loud.

4 Shotokan Fighters- Yeah, wassup’

Streetfighter in affect’

Yeah, and it’s about time’

Yo let’s switch this up’

Street Fighter’

Street Fighter’

Street Fighter’

Street Fighter’

4 Shotokan back again’

Doin a little worldwide swing’

Street Fighter, goin on’

Not too hard, not to rough’

(Dan does his solo while getting on the mic.)

Dan- It’s long overdue and now, Japan is slammin’ (Ryu, Ken, and Sean.)

4 Shotokan- Everybody its’

Dan- Street Fighter, CVS, MVC’ (CVS is Capcom vs. SNK and MVC equals Marvel vs. Capcom.)

The eastcoast family’

Never skipped a fight, while chillin in South Town’

Pink Gi, bike, plenty of friends

Guy- And all the raw sushi you can eat.

Ryu- (Takes the mic and does his solo.)

Chun-Li- Oh god…

Sakura- I love Ryu as a man and a fighter, but not as a singer.

Chun-Li- Amen to that…

Ryu- Back in school, we used to dream about this everyday’

Could it really happen, or do dreams just fade away, yeah’

Now everyday is fightin’ now, it’s in this game, woo ooh’

So we started a group and here we are’

Kickin’ it just for you’



4 Shotokan- 4 Shotokan back again’

Doin a little worldwide swing’

Street Fighter, goin on’

Not too hard, not to rough’

Akuma- (Gets on the mic doin his own solo.)

Yo, these 4 new jacks is real smooth on da street fighting tip’

Ryu, Ken, Dan, and Sean’

You know the mentality’

Keep spittin da gift’

Adon- This is so messed up. Akuma likes this song?

Juli- Yup.

Juni- So, live with it.

Ken- (Takes the mic and does his solo.)

The spotlight is on us now, watch us do this’

Da dop, Baa-da-dop, Ba-dop-dop-dop

Live and direct from Shadaloo’

Fighting hype’ and we can get down’

We are ready to fight’

So the world will know we fight’

4 Shotokan- 4 Shotokan back again’

Doin a little worldwide swing’

Street Fighter, goin on’

Not too hard, not to rough’

Sean- Back in school, we used to dream about this everyday’

Could it really happen, or do dreams just fade away, yeah’

Now everyday is fightin’ now, it’s in this game, woo ooh’

So we started a group and here we are’

Kickin’ it just for you’



Dan-

All y’all it's Shotokan’

All y’all it's Shotokan’

All y’all it's Shotokan’

All y’all it's Shotokan’

All y’all it’s Shotokan’

All y’all it’s Shotokan’

Everybody is fightin' now, it's in this game, woo ooh



Akuma-

Now check this out, one day back in SF

Four guys wanted to fight

They came up to me, I said "but what's your name?"

4 Shotokan- Shotokan!!!!!!



Akuma-

Hey, ya know what I'm sayin'?

Then I said, "aiight fellas, well let me see what you can do’

And then the spazzy one named Dan said "yo Ak, check this out’

See if this one moves you"



4 Shotokan-

Doom doom doom da dop

Doom doom doom da dop

Da ya ya ya dop, da dop, da oh oh oh

Doom doom doom da dop

Doom doom doom da dop

Da ya ya ya dop, da dop, da oh oh oh

Vega- (Slowly shaking his head.) This is driving me crazy.

M. Bison- (Looks to Vega.) Is that even possible?

Sagat- Don’t ask me.

Sakura- (Looks to Chun-Li) They’re really disgracing the art of Shotokan like this.

Fei-Long- Not just that.

E. Honda- They’re making total asses of themselves.

Chun-Li- I never knew Ryu liked that song. I should’ve stopped him.

Eliza- (Cover’s her sons ears.) Mel, you don’t need to listen to your father’s crap. (Looks to Ken.) Ken, I can’t believe you’re making a dork of yourself.

Zangief- (Eating pizza.) This is what I call cheap but funny entertainment.

E. Honda- I say, can I get a slice?

Dhalsim- I can’t believe they use the power of the hadou to do some stupid stuff like this.

Chun-Li- I know, I wish my dad was still alive to see this.

Rose- I can’t believe they’re making a mockery of this song.

Nash- That’s it, I’ll never listen to another Boyz II Men song after hearing this song sung by Ken and Ryu.

Sodom- Gahhh, sound traveling through my helmet! (Holds his head.)

Rolento- Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Meanwhile back at the SNK fighters area.

Terry- (Looks at Ken.) O_O’

Andy- Gawd they suck ass.

Joe- I know.

Geese- This is worse than losing to Terry Bogard for the 1000th time.

Andy- Let’s just get this tournament started.

Mai- Let’s start this party.

Ryo- Dad!

Yuri- Dad!

Robert- Master! Make this stop!

Takuma- I don’t see what’s the matter with this music. (Dances to it.)

K- Oh my god, he’s hypnotized!

Shingo- We gotta snap him out of it.

Kyo- The Kusanagi flame just died out because of this song…

Iori- Somebody get those dumbasses off the stage…

4 Shotokan- 4 Shotokan back again’

Doin a little worldwide swing’

Street Fighter, goin on’

Not too hard, not to rough’

King- The 4 Shotokan…

Rugal- How gay is that?

Ryu- Shotokan’

Dan- Shotokan’

Ken- Shotokan’

Sean- Shotokan

Akuma- Sho, sho, sho’

All- Shotokan’, CVS, MVC

Guy- Mmmm-hmmm…

All Capcom and SNK characters cheer because this parody song is over.

Ryu- Hey wait, there’s more!

Upon hearing this, all the Capcom and SNK fighters quickly got out of their seats and ran for their very dear lives. Geese went back to Japan and hid in the top of Geese Tower where he plummeted downward for the umpteenth time. Nash and Guile went back to their barracks and sold all their Boyz II Men soundtracks. Andy and Mai went back to the Shinurai Dojo and unplugged all TVs and radios and decided to go with traditional Japanese music, they still try to live in harmony blocking out the horrific images of Ryu, Ken, Dan, Sean, and Akuma singing their own version of Motown Philly. Terry went back to his ways of street fighting but was sure to smash up every boombox and radio or to beat up any singer every time he hears Motown Philly playing, the song will remind him of those five making a mockery of a good classic.

DeeJay would go back to his music making business while Fei Long went back to training and acting getting away from hip-hop. Sakura wasn’t so lucky. While training, it seemed that Ryu only cared about singing. Ryu went and told Sakura that he would stop training and start a hip hop group with the others. Upon hearing the news, Sakura ran away that night terrified that she would have to put up with his awful singing. Ken told the same news to Eliza who filed for a divorce the next day. His parents immediately disowned him. None of them wanted to have anything to do with a person who sings awful and makes an ass of himself in front of public television. Sagat went on a drinking binge after hearing that his only worthy opponent gave up fighting for a career in the music business.

Everybody else went on with their daily lives. The five formed a group and went into the recording studio. They were surprised not to see any of the producers; but, to see that actual group of Boyz II Men in front of them wearing black karate uniforms. Waiting outside were Boyz II Men support groups. The 5 went to fight, but they were missing something. Their hadou power was completely gone and given to Boyz II Men as they started to glow with their eyes turning red. All at once, the 5 shielded themselves as the music group all performed the Raging Demon at once.

Boyz II Men- BOYZ II MEN!!!

Everything quickly fades to black as there are sounds of screams and people getting their asses kicked.