Under the Moonlight Ch. 6
By Kaze

"Vega, I really don't like this, I am in need of more energy and now this second senshi has appeared . . . Vega . . . Vega, are you even listening to what I'm saying? VEGA!" Morrigan hollered as she letted off a Soul Fist towards her narcissist general.

"Yes . . . My Queen . . . I have the perfect plan to get you energy in a hurry . . ." Vega finally wheezed out a fine wisp of smoke and fell down.

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*BEEP!**BEEP!**BEEP!**BEEP!**BEEP!*

*WHAM!*

"Uuuuuuugggghhh . . ." Chun Li groaned as she slowly opened her eyes, removing her fist from the wreckage that had once been her alarm clock. She blinked again. "D*mn . . . that's the third one this month!"

Time to go clock shopping.

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"Hey, these clocks are pretty cheap." Chun Li said as she and Jill peered at the display of clocks in the new store that had opened in the commercial district.

"I'm surprised, clocks don't usually come this cheap." Jill whistled, picking up a clock shaped like Elvis' head. "Though this one I can understand . . ."

"Hmm . . ." Chun Li looked around and stepped next to a cuckoo clock.

"OSHA! OSHA! OSHA! OSHA!" the noise suddenly popped forward from the supposedly cuckoo clock.

Chun Li hopped back in shock and stared in disbelief at the little man with a ponytail with a pink gi popping out on a stand with his fist raised before him, water was actually running down from his eyes in the form of tears.

"OYAJI!!!" the little figure cried out one last time.

Chun Li checked the price and wasn't surprised.

They were offering money to anyone willing to take it.

"Hey, doesn't this clock look like Luna?" Jill called from another isle.

Chun Li went to her side and couldn't help but try and stifle her laughter. "Bwahahaha . . . it sure does . . . I think I'll buy it just to see how the cat would react."

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"Hey, Luna, its you!" Chun Li smirked as she setted the clock against the wall at the side of her bed.

The clock was the typical cat clock with a tail moving at the bottom like a pendulum and its eyes moving with it side to side.

"IT DOES NOT!" Luna shouted indignantly.

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That night, as Chun Li quietly snored away, a strange light shot forth from the clock over Chun Li.

"Donuts . . ." Chun Li muttered as she scratched her belly. "Tuxedo Kamen? What the h*ll are you doing here? Mmm . . . go away . . ."

The light quickly disappeared and Luna woke up, she stared suspiciously at the clock. She made a note to herself to find a way to 'accidentally' break the cursed thing.

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Jill walked into h*ll that morning.

Or something very close to it as her fellow employees in the office scurried about from one side of the room to the other. Donuts were disappearing as a flurry of hands passed over them, the coffee was drained to the very drop, and refilled again just as quickly. Deliverymen went in and out. People stood at the water cooler, talked rapidly, left, then came back again to talk rapidly.

"Jill! Why are you so late?" the chief barked. "Never mind that, you have to go out on patrol and get those criminals! Chun Li already left, said she waited long enough for you! What are you doing just standing there? Go! Go! GO!"

Jill hurried out.

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Jill was outside, staring as everyone seemed to be in a rush, running about and driving recklessly. She gaped as Chun Li leapt off a motorcycle, spun in the air, and knocked the purse snatcher to the side.

"What's going on here . . .?" Jill whispered.

"Jill!" Luna whispered fiercely as she stopped and panted before Jill, she had Chun Li's clock strapped to her back somehow.

"Luna, how did you get that clock on you?" Jill blinked.

"I . . . don't know." Luna blinked and wondered how a cat such as her could tie a clock to herself. Admittedly she was quite smart, that was also physically impossible . . . Luna shook her head quickly. "Never mind that! Help me destroy this clock!"

"What?" Jill blinked.

"Oh wait, that's not my line, I mean, there's something strange about this clock, let's go check on it!"

Jill nodded and they headed off to the park.

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Jill was working on a small handheld computer in her hands that Luna had recently given her, she wasn't going to further investigate as to how it had appeared, the theories were just too disgusting to pursue.

Jill opened the small clock, and a bright light spilled from it. Upon closer examination she realized that the clock was empty!

"This clock must have something to do with what's been happening." Luna said.

"Kinda obvious . . ." Jill muttered.

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"My plans are going well, as they should." Vega smirked as he stood next to the monster who held conrol of all the clocks. He began admiring himself in a mirror. "Its just not possible for someone as beautiful as me to mess up so badly without the interference of vile looking subordinates . . ." He glanced at the clock. "Oh, its time for my perm! The Senshi ought to arrive any moment now, so be careful!"

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"Hey, bus driver!" Chun Li yelled. "Get this d*mn bus in gear!"

"The d*mn bus is moving, lady!" the bus driver yelled at her as he suddenly made a sharp turn, causing Chun Li to fall on her tush.

Yes, tush, the writer's trying not to be a potty mouth so he's trying not to use the word '*ss.' Oops.

"I'm late enough already!" an old lady yelled. "Stop this bus and let me get off!"

"I'm going all the way! No stops!" the bus driver yelled. "I gotta finish my shift quickly!"

"D*mn whipper-snapper!" the old lady yelled as she slapped his head around with her purse like any self-respecting ld lady.

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"You can't fight the youma alone." Luna said.

"I got a rocket launcher." Jill rolled her eyes toward the cat.

"Oh, yeah."

*CRASH!* *CRACKLE* . . . *tinkle* *tinkle* . . .

Jill and Luna blinked as Chun Li hopped out of a bus which crashed into an electric pole, yelling and cursing out the bus driver.

"Okay, you found out that some youma's behind all this?" Chun Li said as she passed them. "Alright, good! Let's kick its *ss!"

"Wait! Wait! You're getting ahead of the script!" Jill and Luna shouted as they chased Chun Li.

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"MOON PRISM POWER MAKE UP!" Chun Li shouted when they reached the front of the clock store.

One minute passes.

"MERCURY POWER . . . MAKE UP!" Jill shouted.

Two minutes and a half pass.

"KIKOUSHO!" Sailor Moon shouted, blasting the front door open and barging through.

"Wait! Wait! We should go through the back!" Sailor Mercury shouted.

"No time!" Sailor Moon shouted over her shoulder, and Mercury had no choice but to follow. Luna tried to follow as well, but was knocked back when the door returned.

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"Hahahaha! I'm over here!" the youma called out.

"Grrrr!" Sailor Moon growled as she ran for the youma.

"Wait! Wait!" Sailor Mercury shouted as Chun Li ran off, and shrinking into a super-deformed version of herself.

Audience aaawwwsss at the cuteness.

Sailor Moon scurried back impatiently to stand beside Sailor Mercury.

"Okay, all the rooms have different time movements, blah blah blah, meaning time goes faster in some rooms or backwards in others." Sailor Mercury said. "Found it!"

Sailor Moon ran at the youma, but was hit with a blast that froze her moment and began to siphon her energy from her, Sailor Mercury reached to help her fellow senshi but was frozen as well.

The youma began to move closer over Sailor Moon.

"D*mn*t! I'm tired of tripping over my cape!" Tuxedo Kamen shouted as he brought his hands back with an awesome show of pyrotechnics. "SHINKUU . . . HADOUKEN!"

Bye bye evil clock, bye bye youma.

And Tuxedo Kamen tripped away on his cape.

Store disappears, everything gets back to normal.

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"Hey, Luna! I found another clock that looks just like you!" Chun Li smirked as she pulled out an exact replica of the evil clock.

*Curses! I'll get rid of that one soon enough!* Luna hissed to herself.

Chun Li's Voice: Get ready for the next episode of Sailor Moon where ANOTHER senshi joins the ranks! She's hot! But you'll have to tune in next time to find out who she is! *Turns to writer* There, was that filled with enough excitement?!