Under the Moonlight Ch. 5
By Kaze

Chun Li was gently polishing her gun a bit as she thought back to what happened during the last few episodes that the writer had found so boring and utterly dull that he had to skip them for the sake of his sanity.

*D*mn cat . . . all her fault all this weirdness is happening around me.* Chun Li thought bitterly as she continued polishing her lovely gun. *Couldn't even use my best friend to help me too . . .*

After the fitness center incident, Luna had discovered that a new specie of pets had suddenly emerged and was captivating the hearts and noses of children everywhere. The shaneera. At first, Chun Li thought that the cat was just jealous, and went to see what kind of pet got the cat so riled up. It was being there that confirmed her suspicions. The d*mn things were just TOO cute and TOO adorable, they were evil.

With a might Kikousho, the youma was gone.

And yet again, after that episode, she discovered that pretty boy with tattoo across his chest was planning out something that involved putting subliminal waves into music to suck the energy of its listeners. She got help from a famous musician, his autograph, and an invitation to the wedding he would have later with the girl he had a crush on.

And it was all done by tossing a microphone to the d*mn youma, reflecting its blast, and then finishing it off with a mighty . . . Kikousho.

And finally, there was that incident involving the Cinderella Caravan. D*mn youma was posing as superstar, Mikan. Luna eventually discovered what was going on. Chun Li thought it was kinda weird that so many talentless people were accepted for the finals anyway. Her reasoning was backed by the fact that Umino and some weirdo in a pink gi got to the finals.

Chun Li felt that this had been her most embarrassing battle, the youma actually froze her before she could kick its sorry *ss all over the place. Then, with a shout of "HADOUKEN!", her icy prison had been shattered and said, "Er, um, believe in yourself!" and tripped away on his cape. P*ssed, she made the youma suffer before she finally pulled off a . . . what else? Kikousho.

And now, she was sitting here, putting away her gun, she looked over the results of the officer scoring and frowned when she saw that her name wasn't on top, rather it was second. At the top was the name, "Jill Valentine."

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Chun Li had found that she was to show the latest addition in their rankings, Jill Valentine, around the area. She vowed to get even with the chief once more.

"D*mn game . . ." Chun Li growled as she banged on the controls of the latest Japan Wrestling Federation, starring the ultra powerful, Rainbow Mika. She peered over towards a confused Jill. "Here, why don't you take a try at this?"

Jill shrugged and sat down at the controls, pushing away at the buttons and systematically pulling of techniques. Chun Li's eyes were beginning to pop out as Jill tried out different combinations with the joy stick and took note of the techniques which she discovered, thus she began pulling off twenty hit chain combinations against her opponent. That, and she was getting gathering a crowd.

Unfortunately, her watch began beeping, and Jill yelped. "I'm late for cramming school, gotta go!"

To the disappointment of many, she left.

"Hey, she left this." Ryu blinked, holding up a disk.

"I'll get it to her." Chun Li snatched it out of his fingers.

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"D*mn . . . I lost my disk . . ." Jill muttered as she settled into her seat quickly.

"Don't worry, I have a spare silver disk here for you." the teacher smiled and setted it down before her. "And Jill, I'd like to thank you for devoting so much energy in the use of the silver disk to study."

"But the d*mn thing gives me a headache." Jill muttered when the teacher walked away, she pushed the disk to the side.

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Sometime later, Chun Li was sprawled on her couch and staring as Luna typed away at her computer and hacking into the disk. Though Luna had done this several times in the past, it was quite disconcerting that your pet knew your own computer better than yourself. Chun Li's main aggrivation at the moment was the pieces of hair that Luna left between the keys.

"Aha! I found it! This disk has a program that brain washes people and sucks their energy!" Luna cried out.

"So what else is new?" Chun Li rolled her eyes.

"Jill could be a youma?"

"Her? You gotta be kidding me, you know how many fanboys out there would object?"

"Gotta go with the story."

"Oh yeah . . ."

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"Okay! Everyone freeze!" Chun Li shouted, as she drew her gun, pointing it around the room and showing her badge. *Aaah, its been so long . . .* Chun Li inwardly sighed blissfully at the feel of her gun in her hands in the face of impending doom.

"Miss Chun Li, what the h*ll are you doing?! This is a place for studying!" Jill looked increduously towards her fellow officer.

"Ha! You must be the ringleader of this whole operation!" Chun Li retorted, turning her gun towards the woman who scored one point higher than her on the exam. It was only a point right? No use overreacting over that . . . hehe . . .

"Young lady! How dare you disturb my class?!" the teacher shouted, then she staerted to shimmer and become a youma.

"I told you she wasn't the youma!" Chun Li yelled at Luna, turning her gun hastily towards the teacher.

"Well, I got strange vibes from the girl, okay?!" Luna shouted back. "Now transform to Sailor Moon!"

Chun Li sighed and muttered. "Moon Prism Power . . . ."

"Say the whole thing." Luna frowned impatiently with everyone else.

" . . . . Make Up." Chun Li bit out.

Three minutes pass.

"Question one, the genius Newton's question, why did the apple fall from the tree?" the youma asked, holding up several test papers.

"Gravity." Chun Li said bluntly.

The youma blinked. "You weren't supposed to get that until your cat told you."

"Look you! I'm not gonna embarrass myself by not knowing the answer to such a silly question when I've graduated high school. I'm not some ditzy blonde teenager willing to run around screaming in fear and reply to the question as 'Don't ask me, ask the apple'!" Chun Li retorted.

"Um . . . question two, explain what gravity is in under 50 words." the youma decided to move on.

"Gravity is the force which causes things to fall." Chun Li replied bluntly.

The youma began to sweat, she had never really got past high school before and was only reading from the cards. She cursed herself for only bringing two of them.

"Um, one plus one?"

"Two."

Luna quickly went over to Jill. "Oh, you're Sailor Mercury, now allow me to give you this!"

"Huh?" Jill blinked.

Luna did that flipping thing, and the lil transformation pen pops out from . . . somewhere. Writer refuses to delve into the detail as to how the transformation pen probably came into being, he has scarred the minds of enough people already.

"Now say, 'Mercury Power . . . Make Up'." Luna instructed.

"Mercury Power . . . Make Up." Jill muttered.

A new wave of fans emerge, cheering loudly.

"What kind of outfit is this?!" Jill screamed.

"That's what I said when she first gave it to me." Chun Li glared daggers at Luna.

"Let's get this over with." Jill rolled her eyes. "I'm late for dinner." She then pulled a rocket launcher out of nowhere. No, the writer will NOT go into detail where she probably pulled that out from, it wouldn't really fit there anyway . . . "ROCKET LAUNCHER!"

Bye Bye, Miss Youma.

"How come she gets guns?!" Chun Li shouted.

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The next day . . .

"Hey, Jill." Chun Li called as she polishes up her magnum.

"Hey, Chun Li." Jill replied as she polishes her sniper rifle.

Chun Li's Voice: I'm late! I'm late! Nice clock, looks just like you, Luna, hehehe. Unless the writer suddenly feels like cutting out from this one too, next episode is all a matter of time.

*Crowd boos and throws rotten fruits and vegetables at the writer for the bad joke*

End Notes: Hi *ZZZzzzzziiiippp!* Bye!