Under the Moonlight Ch. 4
By Kaze

"WHAT THE H*LL?!" Chun Li's scream rocked the apartment.

"What's wrong?!" Luna exclaimed as she came scampering to the bathroom.

"I-I've gained weight!"

Luna sweatdropped.

At work . . .

"Chun Li, why aren't you eating?" her assistant, Keiko, asked curiously.

"I'm *mumble* a *mumble*" Chun Li mumbled.

"What? Say that again?"

"I'm . . . on . . . a . . . . . . ."

"On what?"

" . . . diet."

"How much do you weigh anyway?"

The world listens.

"Not telling."

At school . . .

"Of course, with hips like yours and the donuts you've been chowing down, I'm not really surprised that you've gained weight." Haruna said confident as she munched on a sandwich.

"I've noticed that you've gotten slimmer." Chun Li growls. "What's the secret?"

"That's a secret." Haruna covered her mouth and released a small giggle.

Chun Li began to emit a hostile aura.

Haruna quickly gave her friend the address of the shape-up salon.

At the salon . . .

"This is the place." Chun Li looked down at the piece of parchment that she had written down the address Haruna had given her.

"Oh, hi Miss Chun Li!" a familiar young voice called.

"Naru-chan! How are you?" Chun Li smiled as she turned to see her friend's daughter accompanied by friends. "What are you doing here?"

"We've been hearing alot about this shape-up salon, so decided to come." Naru stared at the salon. "But it might be too expensive . . ."

The TV screen suddenly came to life with a beautiful idol speaking. "Welcome to our salon. We guarantee that you'll slim down in no time!One day, one kilogram. Two days, five kilograms. In three days you can be beautiful. We also have a free trial membership!"

"There's nothing cheaper than free." Naru smiled.

Chun Li nodded as she and the girls went in, and was greeted by a beautiful gentleman with long blonde hair, causing the young girls to giggle among themselves as they admired how well his clothes went with his body.

Pansy . . .

*Pansy . . .* was Chun Li's only thought.

"Welcome, ladies, to our salon." the instructor smiled. "Where we guarantee that you will be beautiful, like me, in three days."

The group separated to various exercise machines, Chun Li grunted and sweat began to cover her curvaceous body with a sheen. She was doing the rowing machine as he arms moved forward and back with her body. Several men stopped to watch and admire the beauty of the female body in motion, and especially the way her . . .

*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*

The men mournfully returned to their places followed by the level glares of their wives and girlfriends.

"Ha . . . that was tiring . . ." Naru panted as she sat down on a bench next to the exercise bike.

"What is this?" the blonde instructor sweeped into her view. "That's not enough, mi flora (my flower), you need to do much more to become beautiful like me!"

Vega posed and women clapped, some men clapped, but most glared.

"Yes sir!" Naru smiled as she returned to her bike, hormones became a driving force at the image of the blonde instructor's muscles . . .

And she went on, and on, and on, and on . . . This girl has alot of hormones . . .

"That's enough for now, my pretty little flower." the blonde instructor said as he guided Naru and her friends to a separate room. "THIS is the best part about our salon." The girls looked in awe upon the pod-like structures. "These machines will cover you in shape-up beams, to make you very beautiful like me."

Like him? @.@

At the baths . . . (Settle down ya perverts!)

Chun Li relaxed and sighed blissfully in the feel of the hot water washing over her muscles, soothing her aches and pains. There was however, one ache that could not be cured by hot water though . . .

*I'm hungry . . .* Chun Li's belly rumbled in agreement.

Now at da Negaverse . . .

"Vega! Appear!" Morrigan called out and struck a pose to the male fans out there.

"Yes, my Queen?" Vega was busy combing his long golden hair as he admired himself fully in the mirror.

Morrigan raised her hands before her.

"You have my complete attention, my Queen!" Vega said quickly.

"Good, now report."

"The humans are foolish, releasing energy to become beautiful like me." Vega lips curled in disdain. "They can never become as beautiful as me however." He reflexively checked himself in the mirror again.

"SOUL FIST!"

Back at the salon . . .

The girls stepped out groggily from the machinese, their cheeks tinged with some blue.

"You are all on your way to looking quite beautiful!" the blonde instructor smiled as he greeted them.

"Um . . . Mr. Instructor . . . why do you look . . . crispy?" Naru asked.

"It must be the machines, don't worry about it, you'll feel better in no time. One such as I can never look . . . crispy." the instructor's lips curled slightly in anger at the thought.

"Oh, okay . . ."

"Now, since I like you all so much, please feel free to come back tomorrow!" Vega said hurriedly as he urged them out the door. He locked it quickly and jumped into one of the machines himself. "I must restore my beauty!"

Outside . . .

"Well, guess they decided to leave before me." Chun Li shrugged as she shouldered her duffel bag. Her stomach rumbled, she sighed. "I know, I know . . . I feel the same way . . ."

Chun Li could barely concentrate on where she was walking when someone walked up to her, she fell into his arms.

Someone's apartment . . .

Chun Li felt something warm enter her mouth and her eyes opened to see the man in the white karate gi spooning her soup.

A woman may only think of one thing in this situation according to the laws of anime comedy.

"PERVERT!" Chun Li yelled as she sent him reeling back with a an open palm strike.

Hi, my name is Ryu. My name is Chun Li. Nice to meet you. Oh, I fell unconcious into your arms? I'm sorry.

"Say uncle! Say uncle!" Chun Li growled as she held Ryu in a sharpshooter.

"Uncle! Uncle!" Ryu shouted.

A little later . . .

"Oh, that was good . . ." Chun Li sighed blissfully as she patted her stomach.

"Y-you ate all the food I was saving up for this week!" Ryu exclaimed.

"Oh pish-posh, I left you a jar of peanut butter."

That night . . .

"Ack! Grrrrr . . . how dare he make me eat so much!" Chun Li shouted. "All that hard work for nothing! I have to go back tomorrow."

"You know . . . alot of girls seem to be getting skinner and skinnier. You think it might be the salon?" Luna asked.

Chun Li was too busy trying to figure out a way to lose weight tomorrow.

"Why couldn't I have gotten a teenager?" Luna sighed to the heavens. "Wouldn't that have been so much easier?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Writer falls back laughing.

Later . . .

Okay, the writer feels that going into detail of the following scenes would only lead you to utter boredom and disgust, if you aren't already. Eventually, Luna finds out where all this is happening. She finds a way to get Chun Li to listen to her, by the claw if necessary. Chun Li transforms into Sailor Moon. She beats down the the instructors, and with a mighty . . .

"KIKOUSHO!"

. . . its over. Oh, and the guy in the tuxedo didn't appear, thankfully.

The next day . . .

*Munch* *Munch* *Munch*

These were the sounds heard at Chun Li's desk the next day.