Under the Moonlight Ch. 2 - Wanted Dead or Alive
By Kaze

"Not again!" Chun Li cursed as she ran her way to work, she glared at the black cat with the crescent moon upon her forehead running alongside her. "Go away! You're bad luck!"

"That's a ridiculous superstition!" Luna sniffed.

Chun Li felt the urge to kick the cat away, but then she would get pounced on by animal rights activists.

"O-oh, why hello, Miss Chun Li!" a wimpy looking young man with large eyeglasses ran alongside her. "Nice morning for a jog, isn't it?"

"Beat it, kid, I have to get to work!" Chun Li snapped.

The kid, Umino, tried to keep up, but his weak frame couldn't keep up. Chun Li merely shook her head in exasperation, she helped him out of some bullies and he followed her like a lost kitten. She tried to push him away nicely, but his persistance forced her to be more drastic. It worked . . . but he still came back like a bad case of dandruff.

"Speaking of lost kittens . . ." Chun Li glared at the black cat at her side.

In the *gasp* Negaverse . . .

"Vega, report!" Morrigan smiled as she moved her hands around the crystal ball. It felt groovy.

"Our plans are in place, no one suspects." Vega smiled as he appeared, admiring himself with a mirror.

Morrigan's smile turned into a frown. "SOUL FIST!"

*BOOM!*

"You're supposed to admire me, not yourself." Morrigan simply said.

"Yes, mistress . . ." Vega coughed out some smoke.

"Good, I'm glad that's clear."

Now at Juuban Middle School . . .

"Oh, Miss Chun Li . . . she's so beautiful . . . so brave . . . so strong . . ."

"She's also alot older than you." Naru yawned as she flipped the page of the latest teen magazine. "Give it up, Umino, she's not interested in little boys."

"B-b-but its fate!" Umino cried.

"Why don't you go check out that new fortune teller place if you're so sure?" Naru sighed. Maybe he would go away and leave her some peace and quiet for a little while.

"I think I will!" Umino scurried away.

"Thank you . . ." Naru whispered towards the sky.

Ye old fortune teller place . . .

"Hey, old man, what happened to business?" Chun Li asked as she seated herself on the stool before the fortune teller stand. "Those sucke-I mean kids usually form long lines around this time."

"They are not suckers!" the old man roared and grumbled. "I'm the real thing! But compeition's up." The old man glared at a small building with sparkling lights with zodiac signs around them.

"I see that they also charge alot less." Chun Li smirked. "But their's is alot nicer than this rickety old stand."

The old man glared at her.

"Alright, why don't you tell me my fortune? It'll be my good deed for the day, helping the old and senile." Chun Li as she setted the money for a fortune on the table.

"You think you can just give me money like that and I'll tell your fortune?!" the old man hollered.

"Well, if you don't want it . . ."

"Of course I want it!" the old man snatched away the money before she could retrieve. "Now let's see your hand."

Chun Li reluctantly allowed him to touch her hand. The writer knows it would be a great honor for some people out there to touch Chun Li's hand.

"Heh, I see a man in your future." the old man grinned.

Chun Li rolled her eyes. "There are many men in my future, and I beat them down into the ground and send them off to jail."

"He's tall, dark, and . . ." the old man held out his hand. "One thousand yen to continue please."

"Forget it, old man, I've wasted enough of my lunch break with you." Chun Li rolled her eyes and walked away.

Back to school now *sob* . . .

Chun Li waltzed by eating a sandwich, hoping that the kid wouldn't appear.

"Hello, Chun Li, my sweet." Umino grinned as he stepped out of the bushes in a funny looking suit with a big tie.

He should already be dead by hoards of Chun Li fans for that remark.

"Go away, kid." Chun Li glared as she walked by.

He suddenly reached out to grab her by the *ss.

Now he's crumpled on the floor with Chun Li writing up a sexual harrassment ticket. "I think I should get a restraining order on this kid . . ." Chun Li muttered.

Now to the arcades (yeesssss!!!) . . .

"Yo, Motoki, how's business?" Chun Li asked the young manager as she entered Crown Arcade.

"Pretty good, Miss Chun Li." Motoki smiled in greeting. "We just got a new arcade machine, want to try it out?"

"Why not?" Chun Li shrugged and was led to a stool. She blinked. "Oh, is this the new Rainbow Mika game?"

"Yep!" Motoki nodded.

She played games, alright? Ya all know the feel of being in an arcade is almost unlike anything else! And the writer doesn't want to bore you with the details, so we move on to where our lovely Investigator finds out about the evil fortune teller who sucks energy out from her victims. But before that . . .

"Heads, I buy another donut, tails, I go back to work." Chun Li flipped her fifty yen, but it went too high.

"Money! Now I can eat!" a familiar man in a white gi cried as he raised the fifty yen high into the air.

"You think you can get him a job?" Chun Li sweatdropped as she turned to Motoki.

"Maybe I can do something . . ." Motoki sweatdropped.

Okay, let's go kick some youma *ss!

"Now, what were the words again?" Chun Li asked Luna.

"Moon Prism Power. Make Up." Luna sighed.

"This feels so stupid . . . MOON PRISM POWER . . . MAKE UP!" Chun Li spun about in a whirl of ribbons.

Forgot to bring out my umbrella . . . eeeewwwww . . .

"For Love and Justice!" Sailor Moon shouted, then muttered. "Love and Justice don't belong in the same sentence." She changed her pose. "The beautiful sailor suited fighter, Sailor Moon! By the moon, I'll punish you!" Not caring why the h*ll the monster hadn't attacked while she made her speech, Chun Li charged in kicking.

However, the possessed people were beginning to overwhelm her with their numbers. And as she leaped back . . .

"HADOUKEN!"

"They stopped?" Chun Li blinked at the large crater in front of the people. "Of course they stopped! It wasn't some stupid little rose or something!"

"Um, okay . . . I can do this . . ." Tuxedo Kamen muttered as he looked at the parchment in his hands. He unsuccessfully tried to flap his cape to look cool and said. "Now matter how bad the situation is, don't give up!" Tuxedo Kamen sighed. "Whew! I did it!" He looked down at the parchment again. "Oh, wait! There's another line! See you later-!" He tripped on his cape and fell out of the window.

"Gee, thanks." Sailor Moon said dryly as she gathered the power into her hands. "KIKOUSHO!"

The next day . . .

"Oh, Miss Chun Li!" Umino cried out as he leapt towards the officer.

"Beat it, kid!" Chun Li shouted as she roundhoused him away. She shook her head, muttering. "Definitely gotta file that restraining order . . ."

Chun Li's Voice: Okay *ahem*, next time on Sailor Moon, something weird is going on with beatiful young women falling unconcious. It all leads to a late night radio show. Again, why can't I use my gun?!