Under the Moonlight Ch. 1
By Kaze

"I'm late!" Chun Li growled as she ran to work. "D*mn kids picking on a poor little defenseless cat!"

Oh, come on! Everyone's done that scene over and over and over. Think this author is going to write about her saving the little kitty cat? Well, I just did anyway, but I'm not going into detail!

"Aiya!" Chun Li yelped, not looking where she was running and bumping into a strong chest.

"Oh, I'm sorry . . ." the man she bumped into mumbled. Guess who?

"Its okay, I wasn't watching where I was going anyway!" Chun Li got up quickly and bowed.

The man stared at her . . . Chun Li fidgeted and wondered why he was staring at her. She slowly raised her head to look towards his face and gasped softly, noting the exquisite contours of his face. Was this . . . was this fate?

"Meatballs . . ." the man whispered, staring at her odangos and drooling a little, envisioning delicious juicy little meatballs.

Maybe not.

"W-what?" Chun Li's eyes widened.

"Hungry . . . meatballs . . ." the man moaned as he seemed to trod forward towards her, a bit of drool sliding down the side of his mouth.

Chun Li felt the direction of his eyes upon her body, and a grimace slowly began to form on her lips as he eyebrow twitched. She worked hard to put her hair up like this everyday, all her friends said it looked cute on her . . . now this bozo comes along in a slightly rumpled white gi with no shoes and a red bandanna mistaking them for meatballs?!

Alas, poor Ryu, I knew him well . . .

"YOU JERK!" Chun Li shouted sending an upward palm strike across his jaw, followed by a blow with her shoulders, and he was sent flying via Chun Li's powerful upward kick.

Forgetting something?

"D*mn! Now I'm more late for work!" Chun Li swore furiously as she ran off, totally forgetting the man she had just abused.

At work . . .

"Good morning, Chun Li." the secretary greeted the Investigator. "You're pretty early today."

"What do you mean early?" Chun Li blinked.

"Oh, didn't you set your clock? Its daylight saving time."

*Boom*

"Chun Li! Are you alright? Why did you faint?! Chun Li!"

At home now . . .

"What a day . . ." Chun Li mumbled as she tossed her shoes to the side and slid onto the couch. She sighed as she looked up towards the ceiling. "Five drug dealers . . . ten pickpockets . . . thirteen purse snatchers . . . eight slashers . . . five bank robberies . . ." Chun Li smiled. "I could use more breaks like these."

"Meow . . ."

"D*mn, must be the neighbor's cat again." Chun Li sighed, then closed her eyes. "I'll bring her back later . . ."

"Meow . . ." she felt a light tapping on her shoulder.

"Go away." Chun Li mumbled.

"Mreow!"

"Alright, alright!" Chun Li sighed as she unceremoniously grabbed the cat, who letted out an indignant screech. Chun Li blinked when she saw the cat clearly. "You're not my neighbor's cat, you're cat ungrateful cat I saved from the kids. How did you get into my apartment?" Chun Li sniffed and turned her head away. "Not just because of your smell, but I think I should toss you out into the cold night for being so ungrateful back there."

The cat hisses.

"What's this? A band-aid . . ." Chun Li murmured as she reached out to peel away the band-aid. "Now why would anyone put a band-aid on a ca-" A light spills forth.

Okay, much as the writer would LOVE to go into detail of this, here's all I'm giving ya.

"Sailor Moon?" Chun Li gapes.

"Yep, that's you." Luna replies.

Okay now, let's say Chun Li has a friend . . . by the name of Natsu. And Natsu is a lady who owns a jewelry store that Chun Li visits everyday. So here goes . . .

"MOON PRISM POWER . . . MAKE UP!"

Writer quirks an eyebrow at certain male (or female) individuals who drool, blush, or spurt blood from their noses at the thought of this.

"What kind of outfit is this?! This skirt is way too short!" Chun Li exclaims.

Writer pulls out umbrella to avoid gush of blood ruining his nice shirt.

"Don't worry, no matter what angle the view goes, no one can see your panties." Luna assures her.

Writer pulls out a shield to avoid the rotten tomatoes from staining his nice clothes.

Chun Li rushes to her friend's aid, now she poses and does the speech. The writer doesn't think he has to repeat any of it does he?

"I feel so stupid . . ." Chun Li mutters under her breathe.

The monster attacks, and Chun Li fights back, meeting the weird thing fist to fist, kick to kick. But she's knocked back.

"HADOUKEN!" a voice shouts from overhead before the youma can leap upon her.

"What? Who did that?!" Chun Li looks up to see a man in a tuxedo with a mask and a big cape.

Looking quite uncomfortable I might add.

"Um, okay, let's see . . ." the masked man in a tux mumbles as he looks at the scrap of paper in his hands. "You can do it, Sailor Moon!"

"Do what?!" Sailor Moon shouts at him.

"I don't know . . ."

"Men!" Sailor Moon huffs as she brings her hands together. "KIKOUSHOU!"

Bye-bye, youma.

The next day at the jewelry shop . . .

"How's it going, Natsu?" Chun Li yawned as she sipped her coffee.

"Same-o, same-o . . ." Natsu yawns as she sips her coffee.

Chun Li's Voice: Um, next time on Sailor Moon, I go see a Fortune Teller. I fight a demon, and I beat him up. I'm a cop, why can't I use my gun?