Bison vs Sonic the Hedgehog?
By Jayk

Bison sat in his comfy Plush leather chair contemplating his loss to a globe. "I don't beleive it. I just don't beleive it. How could I have lost? I studied the film for hours. That globe was nothing special. Next time I'll show the world I am its destruction. I'll..." "Commander Bison." Bison's rant was interupted by one of his guards. Bison's eyes radiated with anger. "WHAT...IS IT!", Bison angrily replied. "Uuumm... there's a new challanger come to do battle with you, sir.", the guard responded in fright. "Hmm...where is this fool." "He's in the waiting room, sir." "Excellent! Tell him to prepare for his doom." "Yes Sir! As you wish Sir!" The guard then hurried to relay the message. Bison smiled evily as if his confidence was quickly returning. "Surely I wont lose again. HAHAHAAHAHA". Bison got up out the chair and stomped his way toward his challenger.

"Soooo...where's the fool who wishes to challenge me, hm?" Bison confidently strolled into the battle room never really looking at anything there. To his suprise he did not see anyone. "Whats going on here? Is this some joke? or has my challenger left in fear. "Nope, I dont think so buddy." "Who said that?" "Down here fool." Bison look down at the floor. There was a little blue hedgehog type creature with running shoes on tapping his foot impatiantly. The look on his face gave the imprecion he was less than impressed with his opponent. Bison soon broke stunned look. "YOU... wish to FIGHT me?", Bison inpuired in disbelief. "Of course. Why not? Maybe if someone sees this I can get into a fight type game and get some real moves."

"So you're trying to use this match to further YOUR career? That's a pretty dangerous way to do so if you ask me. I could snap you like a twig you know?" "Yeah sure right whatever. Look could we get this goin I got be somewhere in a half hour." "Your quick death shall be my pleasure."

They both dropped into cocky fight position. Bison with his arms crossed and Sonic with his hands on his hips. "You ready?", Sonic inquired with a smirk on his face. "Definately. Bring it on." "Alright." Sonic began to make his move. His trademark slow start threw Bison off. He began to chuckle. "Heh heh heh. HUH!?!" Sonic had seemed to vanish as zipped by Bison. "What the...where'd he go?" "Behind buffalo boy." "What!? How!?" Sonic had gotten behind Bison without him realizing it. What was more interesting was what the hedgehog had in his hand. "Missing something?" Bison looked down to see he had no pants on. He quickly tried to cover the design on his boxers. "Nice boxers did you order them from the lucky charms catalog?"

"HEY, GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK!!!" Bison then proceeded to chase Sonic around the room as. Sonic was laughing his starically. "Harts, stars, horse shoes, clovers and blue moons. Pots of gold and ranbows and a red balloon. AHAHAHAH!!!" Sonic chanted all the objects that appeared on Bison's shorts. Bison, having enough of this non sense, decided to give a big dive for the article of clothing and the annoying challenger. "RRRAAAAGGGHHHH!!!" Bison left the ground and as he was about to catch Sonic, Sonic, dropped the pants and put on over drive easily escaping Bisons grip. Bison then proceeded to swiftly put on his pants. Bison was angry now. "THAT'S...IT!!! YOU...DIE... NOW!" Bison seem to radiate with his Pyscho power all over. "I may be in trouble." 'Gotta time this right' thought Sonic. He then proceeded to duck and cover. Bison laughed. "Turtling won't help my poor friend." Bison grinned he had finally gathered the proper energy for the technique. He then proceeded to shout out the attacks name, "PSYCHO CRUSHER!!!" The flaming Bison cut through the air with great speed he was inches from Sonic when 'Now'. Sonic spun into a blue ball and quickly shot out of the path of Bison's monsterous attack. Sonic then jumped out of his ball and on to the nearby wall. Using his momentum he made the leap across the room to another wall and then a jump to an adjacent wall and he leaped off that wall to the wall across from that one. Bison by then had come out of his attack and watched as Sonic flew over his head. Just as Sonic touched the last wall he pulled out a golden ring from out of nowhere. "GOTCHA", Sonic screamed. He then rolled into a ball and then seemed to burst into flame. He hit Bison square on the nose.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!", Bison was screaming at the top of his lungs. His hole head had caught on fire. "OH MY GOOOODDD!!! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!!! AAAHHH!" He tried rolling but it wasn't working. Then he tried muffling the fire with his cape. His cape soon caught on fire. He then proceeded to stomp the fire out on his cape. Then he remembered his head was on fire. Finally someone from the outside came in with a fire extinguisher and put the flames out. Bison turned to the hedgehog who was laughing histerically at this point and rolling on the ground. He quickly composed himself and readied himself to do further battle. Bison's head was covered in white gook. "Would you like more?", taunted Sonic. At this point Bison fell on his knees. "Please no more I dont like feeling pain. I'm very fragile. Please just leave.", Bison whimpered. He was again being very pansyish. Sonic, farely confused, quickly accepted his victory and left in a flash. Bison today has learned a lesson concerning opponents in great speed.