Into the Woods Street Fighter Style Introduction
By Eli-kun

This is a Broadway show parody. This is based on the play INTO THE WOODS. Stephen Sondheim wrote the lyrics and James Lapine wrote the book. Standard disclaimers apply. I'm using the script but I'll try to leave out useless parts or parts that I don't like.

Cast List

Narrator....................Sodom
Cinderella..................Cammy
Jack........................Ken
Baker.......................Ryu
Baker's Wife................Chun Li
Cinderella's Stepmother.....Karin
Florinda....................Vega
Lucinda.....................Fei Long
Jack's Mother...............Akuma
Little Red Riding Hood......Sakura
Witch.......................Rose
Cinderella's Father.........Birdie
Cinderella's Mother.........Juli
Mysterious Man..............Gen
Wolf........................Blanka
Granny......................Juni
Rapunzel....................R. Mika
Rapunzel's prince...........Dee Jay
Cinderella's prince.........Charlie
Steward.....................Dan (He was the only one willing to wear the powdered wig.)
Giant.......................Balrog
Snow White..................Kei
Sleeping Beauty.............Eliza

The Streetfighter 3 characters are in pit orchestra(Uh... I think Hugo plays flute). Everyone else is in crew. M.Bison volunteered to be in charge of props. I guess I'm directing.

(Backstage, right before show. Sagat is doing Vega's makeup. He's...uh..painting in fake cleavage. Fei Long refuses that.

Vega: Why do I have to wear makeup? It'll ruin my handsome face.

Eli-kun: Stage lights will make your face seem pale and ghostly, also you're supposed to look like a girl.

Balrog: He already looks like a girl.

Vega gets out his claws and tries to skewer Balrog. Eli-kun has to stop them.

Eli-kun: NO FIGHTING!

Everyone else: Awwwwwww!

Fei Long: I'm the best actor. I should be the baker.

Eli-kun: You have a good role.

Fei Long: A stepsister? A female role? Why?

Eli-kun: Look Pretty Boy, we're short on females and like Vega, you have the mezzo soprano voice range.

Vega: I'm a soprano.

Eli-kun:Okay? Well anyway, you did well in rehearsal, Fei Long. Think of this role as a challenge for a great actor like you.

Fei Long: But it's so humiliating! I have to wear a wig worse than Dan's.

Dan: What's wrong with my wig?

Eli-kun: Fei Long, just get ready. You're gonna be on soon!

Fei Long reluctantly obeys.

Dan: Eli-chan!

Eli-kun: Why do you insist on calling me that?

Dan: Cause I like calling you Eli-chan, Eli-chan.

Eli-kun: What do you want?

Dan: Is my makeup okay?

Eli-kun: Did you put it on yourself?

Dan: Yeah, and I didn't even use a mirror.

Eli-kun: Good thing you're not in the opening scene. I'll try to fix this but I'm not very good with makeup.

Dan: Huh?

Eli-kun: Hey Sagat, can you help me? You're good at this sort of thing.

Sagat: Sure. I'll fix this in no time.

Everyone goes to their places. The show is about to start.