Standard discalimers apply and all the good stuff.
The MST is in parentheses.Me don't feel like using spellcheck.

The crowd was anxiously betting on another street fight. Blanka, the Beast from Brazil was fighting against Dan Hibiki.*Dan Hibiki, that name sounds familiar* Blanka thought.

(Dan: Hey a fic featuring Jimmy. That's rare.
Blanka: Yeah,now if only there was a good fic featuring me.)

Dan attacked with Dankuu-kyaku. As he flew through the air Blanka caught him with Electric Thunder. "That didn't hurt" Dan said. Dan kicked Blanka a few times. He started to taunt as a result. Blanka simply stared at him while trying not to laugh. Dan continued to taunt. Blanka finally got tired of this stupidity. He hit Dan with his Rolling Attack and bit him in the shoulder. The fight was soon over. This was an easy victory for Blanka. Blanka started to walk away.

(Dan: That was the worst fight scene I have ever seen. It takes more than that to bring me down.
Blanka: Um, sure it does!
Dan: It does!
Blanka: oookay. I'll let that pass. I agree that this fight scene was ..well short and boring. It needed, ...some description.
Dan: It completely lacked flow of any kind. *raises fist to taunt the author of the bad fic*
Blanka: That was pointless.)

"Jimmy!" Dan called. "The name's Blanka" Blanka responded. Dan stood up. He threw something at Blanka.

(Dan: Gee, I wonder what that is?)

It was a photograph of Jimmy(Blanka) and Dan as children.

(Blanka: Ooh, I'm so surprised. As if I wouldn't rip it to shreds once I see it.
Dan: Jimmy, you don't have to be so mean to me.*pouts*)

Blanka stared at it for a few seconds. A flood of memories from his childhood suddenly came to him. Dan was his buddy. "Do you remember anything?" Dan asked. Blanka hugged Dan rather hard and licked the shoulder wound. "I'll take that as a yes. Jimmy, you could stop now."Dan said. Blanka released him. "I think you broke one of my ribs" Dan commented. Blanka gave him a quick electric jolt to see his skeleton. "Your ribs are fine." Blanka said. "Thanks" Dan weakly replied.

(Blanka: Using my electricity for an Xray? That is so freaking cliche.
Dan:Gyah, my eyes! Too much closed in dialogue!
Blanka: It's okay Dan. Things space out more later. My problem with this fic is the lack of pronouns.
Dan: Yeah, I've noticed. Our names are just repeated over and over. )

"Jimmy, you've changed so much." Dan said.

(Blanka: That's an understatement.)

"That's obvious. What's surprising is that you haven't changed at all." Blanka responded.

"What do you mean by that?"

"You haven't matured at all. You're still a wuss and I could still kick your @$$."

"You were never able to beat me."

"Yes I was. When we play fought. You always lost."

"Did not!"

"Did so"

"Did not!"

"Did so!"

"Not!"

"Did so!"

"Nuh uh!"

"This is stupid but it proves my point. You're really immature."

(Blanka: The author is right. This is stupid.
Dan: You don't even remember that your name is Jimmy. How would you remember us play fighting?
Blanka: The "flood of memories" that came from the photo that you just happened to have been carrying around for no real reason.
Dan: Oh yeah. I can't maintain my attentions on this fic.)

"Oh yeah? I didn't say you changed for the better." Dan became serious. "We should stop arguing now. When I heard about the plane crash..." Dan broke off. For once he seemed to be at a loss for words. "What is it?" Blanka asked. "They told me you were dead," Dan said with hesitation.

(Blanka: This actually had potential for some decent drama. Let's see how the author deals with this.
Dan: Gyah, again with the closed in dialogue! Make it stop, Jimmy! Make it stop!)

"Well now you know everyone was wrong. Let's just watch the next fight."

(Blanka: Ah, no development at all. What a dissapointment.)

They made their way into the crowd. Chun Li and Cammy were getting ready to fight. "Cat fight!" Dan and Blanka both said. "I love to watch chicks fight. Yahooey!" Dan coomented while Blanka's tongue was hanging out of his mouth.

(Blanka: I'm NOT A PERVERT!
Dan: Hey, I'm not complaining. At least I'm portrayed as straight in this fic.)

Chun Li and Cammy heard Dan's rude remark and got really angry. They went towards Dan and Blanka. Chun Li kicked Blanka a few hundred times while Cammy beat up Dan. After punishing them the women got ready for their fight.

(Blanka: Ouch! Can you say overkill?
Dan: Jimmy, protect me from the mean ladies*whimper*
Blanka: I can't. You saw what Chun Li did to me.)

"Animals!" Cammy said.

(Blanka: I resent that!)

"Perverts!" Chun Li said.

(Dan: Apparently you are a pervert, Jimmy.
Blanka: So are you.
Dan: Oh yeah.)

Blanka and Dan got up. "I'll kick your @$$, Chun Li! You're lucky I didn't fight back!" Blanka growled along with various other threats.

Unlike Blanka, Dan didn't want revenge. He shouted after the women.

"Call me!"

(Dan: I am not that pathetic!
Blanka: Um sure, Dan!
Dan: I'm not! This fic is mean! *starts to cry*
Blanka: See what you did, Eli-kun? You made Dan cry. You should be ashamed of yourself!)