Chibimaker Ch. 3

by Eli-kun

I don't own anyone. I mention things that I don't own. Standard disclaimers apply (I use this sentence a lot).

"Muahahahahahahahahaha" Bison laughed maniacally. He was pleased with his new plan of
global domination.

"I shall take over the world with pink fluffy bunnies," Bison declared. The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat choked back a laugh.

"Sir, what about your plan for making people chibi?" he asked.

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that" Bison responded, "Continue making using the chibimaker."

"Yes, sir."

Chibi-Vega wasn't paying much attention to Bison. Instead, he was giggling madly while ripping the head off a doll. He suddenly made a realization that upset him.

"Sir, I haven't killed anyone in days. Why?" he asked.

"I can't let you kill in this condition," Bison answered. Chibi-Vega gave Bison a pleading look. His eyes became really large and shiny.

"Please let me kill someone." Chibi-Vega pleaded.

"No" Bison said"

"Please?"

"I said no!"

"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"

"No!"

Chibi-Vega crossed his arms and pouted. He came up with another suggestion.

"Then change me back," he said.

"No" Bison said.

"Why not?"

"You're still being punished."

"You're mean!"

"I'm an evil dictator. What did you expect?"

"I hate you!"

"You're still going to remain chibi."

"You suck."

"Flattery will do you no good."

"Do you even know how to change chibis back?

"Not at this moment."

"This is stupid. I quit!"

"Fine. Leave." Chibi-Vega stormed out of Shadoloos' chamber. With the little bit of stealth he had as a chibi, he took the chibimaker with him. Bison didn't notice, but The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat did. He also realized how easy it was for Chibi-Vega to quit.

"Sir, I quit too" he said as he left, "Oh by the way, the chibimaker is gone."

"Get it back" Bison ordered.

"Sorry, I don't work for you anymore." He was gone before anyone was able to do anything about it.

"I won't abandon you, boss" Balrog said.

"Good henchman" Bison said, "now gather up pink fluffy bunnies."

"Yes, boss."

The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat saw Chibi-Vega, who eyed him warily.

"Did Bison send you to force me to come back?" Chibi-Vega asked.

"No, I also quit" The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat responded.

"Now what?"

" I think Bison is going to look for the chibimaker."

"I thought he was more concerned about pink fluffy bunnies."

"Let's destroy the chibimaker."

"Or we could use it on our enemies."

"I like that idea."

"Now about we try to cure our condition?"

"I really don't mind. I no longer hit my head on as many things." They eventually started to observe fights between those who were turned chibi. There were larger crowds watching. More bets were being made. Apparently, chibis attracted more money. For some odd reason chibi streetfighting attracted more crowds than regular streetfighting. Chibi-Vega and The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat overheard rumors while observing and participating in fights. Chibi-Vega was still grumpy about not killing anyone. Balrog suddenly caught up with
them.

"Hand over the chibimaker." He said.

"No" The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat said.

"But the boss said so."

"He's not our boss anymore."

"Here" Chibi-Vega said as he handed Balrog a few sticks. Balrog accepted them and left. Chibi-Vega giggled at his stupidity.

"He might figure out what you did and come back" The-Not-The-Chibi-Sagat said. They both laughed at that statement.

"Have you heard anything?" Chibi-Vega asked.

"One of the students of our test subject may have a solution to our chibi problem." The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat responded.

"Huh? That seems rather dubious."

"It's our only chance. We should check it out."

"If it doesn't, can I kill people?"

"You'd kill people anyway."

"Oh yeah. Teehee. Shall we head over to that pathetic excuse for a dojo?"

"The test subject sort of has it in for me since I kind of killed his father."

"Was the kill fun?"

"No. I didn't even mean to kill the guy but he sorta gouged my eye out.  It really hurt!"

"Did you whine about it back then too?"

"Shut up! You're worse. You can't even deal with getting a small cut on your face."

"That's because it ruins my perfect beauty. You're ugly, so scars shouldn't matter as much to you. So there!" Chibi-Vega stuck his tongue out. The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat rolled his eye. A question suddenly dawned on them.

"Did being chibified affect our personalities as well?" Chibi-Vega asked.

"I think it has. Did you play with dolls or giggle before you were turned chibi?" The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat responded. Chibi-Vega hesitated a moment before shaking his head.  They both stared at each other in cute astonishment. A sense of urgency kicked in.

"This has to end." They both said. They glared past the fourth wall at the chibi author, who was laughing maniacally while writing another fic. The maniacal laugh was cute due to the chibiness of the author. The glare wasn't noticed.

"Will you pay attention to your own fic?"The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat said in an annoyed tone. Chibi-Vega had his claws pointed at the chibi author.

"Sure" the chibi author responded enthusiastically, "my other fics. Want to read?"

"I'd rather be changed back to normal" Chibi-Vega said, "Why don't you just use your pen to change us back?"

"I'm not quite that powerful. I don't have the infinite author abilities that most fanfic writers seem to boast, especially now that I'm chibi."

"Can you at least write us to the Saikyo-Ryu dojo so we could bother the test subject about one of his students, or better yet take us to that student?"

"Not now. Go there yourselves."

"Why?"

"He's taking a nap."

"What?"

"He was cranky so he needed a nap. I wouldn't want you two to interrupt it." The other chibis facevaulted. The chibi author handed them copies of Soul Calibur fics.  Chibi-Vega read "First And Last Kiss" and giggled at it. The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat looked over his
shoulder.

"Lizardman doesn't like to be called lizzy?" he asked incredulously. The chibi author smirked. Chibi-Vegas' giggling became hysterical.

"That's supposed to be an angst fic." The chibi author commented.

"It's rather cheesy to mention another fic in a fic" The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat commented.

"I know," with that the chibi author continued writing a Xanth fic, "Hey maybe I could put Vega in my Xanth fic. Standard disclaimers bla, bla, bla... So, Vega what do you think?"

"Isn't Xanth a magical land filled with literal puns?" Chibi-Vega asked once he stopped giggling.

"Yes. I take it you've read some of the books" the chibi author answered.

"Yes, and I don't want to be involved." Chibi-Vega seemed ashamed of his answer for some odd reason.

"But you won't be chibi in it since it's a different fic."

"My answer stands."

"But I'm sure the Sea Hag would love to take over your body. You're young, pretty and an assassin." Chibi-Vega shuddered. It's not like the author had permission to write this fic or any other fic. The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat seemed annoyed.

"You should finish this fic before starting that one." He said.

"Nah" the chibi author said.

"At least finish this chapter first."

"Okay. Done."