Welcome to Love Connection!
By Dan

(Audience applauds)

Announcer: "... And here's our host, Pat Bullard!!!"

PB: " How's everybody doing? Good. All right, lets meet our first guest.

(The screen shows Dan in a pink Nike shirt with blue jeans and boots.) He's twenty-seven years old, and originally from Hong Kong, and his favorite thing to do is talk. His favorite color...is pink? And he's part of the annual Street Fighter tournament! Audience, please welcome Dan Hibiki to the show!" (Audience cheers. Dan comes out, waving to the audience. He shakes Pat Bullard's hand, then sits in the host's chair)

PB: "Um, you sit, over THERE."

Dan: "Ooops." (They switch seats. Chuckling is heard in the audience)

PB: "So, Dan, tell us and the folks at home why you came to love connection."

Dan: "Well, PB, can I call you that?"

PB: "No."

Dan: "Wh-"

PB: "Just kidding." (Audience laughs again)

Dan: (Continuing) "I came to the show to find that special someone, you know? Being a street fighter these days are rough, and I want to have a special somebody in my life, to share those special moments with..."

(Audience awwws, and some clapping is heard)

PB: " That...was beautiful. All right (Claps his hands together), let's meet the three women Dan had to choose from..."

(Screen shows three women.)

PB: " This is Elena. She is a native of Brazil. Her favorite hobby is meditating. She likes a guy who can show her a good time, and doesn't like to kiss on the first date. Here's why."

Elena: " Why I don't like kissing on the first date? SIMPLE. Some people just don't brush. I mean they can brush for days and days, and when they smile, they're STILL blinding you! And then some of them have teeth missing. So when a guy with about six teeth in his mouth comes over and smiles at me, I don't know whether to smile back, or kick a field goal!"

(Audience roars with laughter)

PB: " O-kay. Next is Mai Shiranui.(Men and some women howl their delight.) She enjoys bubble baths, sexy men, and tells us how you can get her in bed the first night.(More howling from the audience)

Mai: "Well, if the guy can show me a nice time, you know, flowers, good looks, good food, some dancing, and doesn't expect anything but maybe a little kiss, I might be tempted to give him a little something he could remember for a long time..."

(Audience howls some more.)

PB: " Good GOD. I should be trying to make a love connection!"

Dan: (drooling slightly)

PB: " And the last woman is Cammy. She works with the British Special Forces. She likes puppies, ice cream, and fast cars. She admits to having a temper, and she also talks about what she likes to do on a date."

Cammy: " I like to go out and do simple things. You know, sightseeing, rollerskating, or just simply holding hands. I'm somewhat old-fashioned, I guess. But a man who wants to be with me has to know that being a big shot doesn't impress me, it's who you are, on the inside, and out." (Audience cheers)

PB: "Allright, when Dan was first here, he had chose-"

Dan: "Elena. WHOA, what a mistake..."

PB: " I'll say, it looked a little like Jerry Springer in here... Anyhoo, who did you select?"

Dan: "Cammy."

Audience: "WHAT!!!!"

PB: (sputtering) " You picked Cammy over Mai?"

Dan: " You are correct, Pat!"

PB: " Allrighty, lets see if Cammy is here. Cammy?"

(Cammy comes on screen)

Cammy: Hi, Pat. Hello, Dan.

Dan: (like Martin) " Whazzup!"

PB: " All right, tell us about the date, Dan."

Dan: " Well, I called Cammy, and we talked on the phone for about fourty-five minutes. We were talking so long, we almost forgot that we had a date to set up."

PB: "So when you two met, what was the initial reaction?"

Cammy: "Dan is very good looking. He has this long flowing brownish-blond hair that fits him well."

Dan: " Cammy was looking sensational! She had this red long-sleeved shirt on, and a black skirt. "

PB: " You weren't trying to peek, were you Dan?"

Dan: (blushing) "Well..."

PB: " 'Thought so. Cammy, where'd Dan take you?"

Cammy: " To the San Francisco fisherman's wharf."

Dan: " We had fun there."

Cammy: " We watched the sea lions. Dan had said that they were graceful creatures, and I was taken aback. I was thinking that he was going to sound all macho, and here he goes talking about how the water is pretty, and the sea lions are nice. I was beginning to think " Hey, this just might be the guy you've been looking for,Cammy.""

Dan: (pretending to bat his eyes) " Ohhhh, stop. You make-a me blush!"

(Audience laughs again.)

PB: " Dan, where did you take her to after the fisherman's wharf?"

Dan: " To my friend Ken Masters mansion."

(Pat Bullard looks dumbfounded)

PB: " But why? The date couldnt've gone THAT well..."

Cammy: " I'll field the question, Pat. seeing that Ken is rich, Dan told me he could get us into the best dinner spot in hollywood!"

PB: " Annnd, did he?"

Dan: " Damn skippy!"

(Audience cheers, doing that Arsenio Hall dog whoop)

Cammy: " We ate at the Milano de Ristorante, the most trendy restoraunt in Hollywood. I was amazed Dan knew so many people there!"

PB: (interested) " Like who?"

Dan: "I know Sharon Stone, Will Smith, Ricky Martin..."

(Audience whoops it's approval.)

PB: " Good date. Dan, tell us how it ended."

Dan: I drove her back to her house, and opened her door, like a GENTLEMAN should. I walked her to her door, and told her thank for a wonderful evening. And I was on my way back to my car..."

PB: "Yeah?"

Cammy: " I ran to him, and kissed him right on the lips. I hadn't that much fun in a long time, and seeing that he was such a gentleman, I felt it only necessary."

PB: " That's touching. So Dan, would you like to go out on another date with Cammy? If so, we'll pay for it."

Dan: " I'd love to. Cammy would you do me the honor of going on another wonderful date with me?"

Cammy: " Of course, Dan."

(The Love Connection theme plays, and Cammy comes out, wearing a gray Abercrombie&Fitch sweater, with a black skirt and tights. She walks over to Dan, gives him a hug, and sits down next to him.)

PB: " Sooo, any idea where you two are going to go next?"

Cammy: " No, but, we'll think something up."

(Dan sneaks a kiss on Cammy's cheek)

PB: " Hey, Dan, same that for later! (audience laughs, clapping.) Well, that is it for our show today. Tommorow, we'll see if we can find more singles trying to make a love connection. I'm Pat Bullard, see you later everyone!"

END.