::Chun Li over a speaker::
*Bsssh*
Chun Li: May I have your attention please. Will the real Ryu please stand p. I repeat will the real Ryu please stand up. Were gonna have a problem here.
Ryu: Y'all act like you've never seen a shotokan warrior before, jaws all on the floor like Bison tryin to take over the world, im kickin his *ss over over fruniture.
Bison: AHH
Ryu: It's the return of the... awww wait,no wait you,re kidding, he didn't say what i think he did, did he? And Ken said... nothing you IDIOTS KENS DEAD, he;s locked in his basement. Lots of fighters love Ryu,chicka chicka chicka Ryu, Im sick of him look at him. Walkin around trainning with you know what, punching at you know who, yeah but he's so cute though.
Yeah I probaly gotta couple screws up in my head loose but It's no worse The whats going on Ken's bedroom. Sometimes I wanna enter a tournament and let loose,but can't but it's cool for Dan to hump a dead moose. My fist is on you're lips, my fist is on you're lips and if you're lucky there's no blood under that lip.And that's the message we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a hadouken is. Of course there gonna know what a fight is when they hit the 4th grade, they got bullies in schools don't they? We ain't notin but fighters, Well some of us wannabees who can't even send a Chi blast 3 feet (Dan). Then ther's no reason Chun Li and me can't elope.
Fei Long: GRRRR...
Ryu: if you feel like i feel i got the antidote. Chun Li wave you're pantiehose, sing the chorse and it goes
*Chorse*
Im Ryu,yes,Im the real Ryu. All you other Ryu's are just imitating So wont the real Ryu please stand up, please stand up.
Akuma may have to use Satsui Hadou, Well I dont so f--- him and f--- you too. I dont give a *amn about power. half of you fighter's can't even stomach me,let alone stand me.
Akuma: But Ryu what if you submit, what would you do.
Ryu: Why? so you can lie to get me here, so you can make hear Dan's sneers.Guile better switch me chairs,so i can sit next Sakura and Chun Li, and hear em argue over who gets to got to bed with me. Litte s--- put me in SF2,So Chun Li can kill Bison.
Chun Li: WOOHOO.
Sakura keeps begging and saying
Sakura: Ryu, Please train me.
Ryu: ShutUP! your annoying me
Ryu:Im sick of people bugging me to train them, Im ten seconds away from blasting them with a Hadouken.And there's a million of us just like me,who fight like me,wear a bandanna like me,dress like me, walk,talk and act like me. It just might be the next best thing but not quite me.
*repeat chorse*
Ryu: I like a head trip to listen to cause Im only givin you things you joke about with your freinds inside you're living room The only diffrence is that I got the balls to say it inf ront of y'all and I aint gotta be false or suger coated it all.
I just get on the mic and spit it and weather you like to admit it.
I just s--- better than 90% of you fighters out can.
And you wonder how can fighters eat up these moves like you're groves is funny(sorry only thing i could think of that rhymed)
It's funny,cause at the rate were Im going 30 I'll be only person in a tournament kicking *ss like a cheetah, landing lightining blows when im beatin ya.And in every single person ther's a Ryu lurkin, he could fighting right now, giving a single courtesy bow (once again only thing i could think of that rhymed). So will the real Ryu please stand up, and wave his red bandanna up.And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta control. So 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go ?
*repeat course*