Truth or Dare: Ch 14

by Animenadie

An exhausted sigh from The Voice(tm*) is heard from the ceiling as Akuma continues his rendition of "Shake Your Bon-bon." He dances and flails (yes, flails) about, his posterior twitching and moving in somewhat sickening ways. The rest of the group (Ken, Eliza, Ryu, Chun-li, Sakura, Karin, Dan, Guy, Vega, Rose, Cammy and Bison, in case you forgot... heck I did) all hold a collective sweatdrop.

"Don't you get tired of doing that? I mean... you really don't dance well..." Ryu ventures to say to the demon who busies himself with odd shakes and swivels. Akuma only pauses for a moment to stare at the world worrior as if he has three eyes and a full body tattoo...

"No! And I CAN TOO DANCE!! Watch my mighty Butt-flex of Doom(tm*)!!" Akuma growls/roars in his gruff, deep voice. Those sweatdrops around the room seem to tripple in size...

Realization dawns on everyone about the optic agony they are about to face as Akuma turns, his butt toward them. A mass scream is heard...

"Noooooooooo!!!!"

"TOO LATE!! HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! SHhhhhhaaaaakkkkeee...." Akuma starts. He is then suddenly cut off by something, or rather someone as an unknown forced flings him against the wall, holding him there.

"Hnn? What is the meaning of this?!!" Akuma bellows. Seeing him immobilized, everyone else in the room sighs in relief.

"Means you can't dance," a familiar female voice answers him. He growls and tries to lunge at the ceiling, only to find that his butt won't move. Lifting one ugly brow, he looks down behind him to see that his glutious maximus is adhered to the wall rather snugly. He growls again, muttering curses under his breath.

"Thanks again," Guy addresses The Voice(tm*).

"No prob. On with the game," The Voice(tm*) orders. Ken grins, remembering Bison's dare for all the ladies of the room. His grin is soon followed by ones from Bison, Dan, and Guy. Ryu simply sits there, not looking all that clued in as he has apparently forgotten the dare. Female voices from around the room are heard grumbling.

"Hmm... I've come to the conclusion that we cannot do this dare because we have no outfits.. therefore you have to give us something else!" Rose proclaims matter-of-factly after some thought. Bison is about to utter a curse, but several sets of playboy bunny outfits - complete with ears and fluffy tails - suddenly pop outta nowhere. They fall right infront of the girls. The girls mutter under their breath as Bison grins.

"Thanks, The Voice(tm*)!" Bison says, looking upward and saluting the ceiling.

"On with the game. The game is all," The Voice(tm*) states simply. Ryu hmphs for some reason. Dan grins and chirps, "Ok, girls! Better change so you can hurry up and dance!"

Too bad for the girls that their looks could not simply kill Dan. They all begin walking into the next room to change clothes.

"Hey! Where ya going?" Dan yells. They all turn and glare at him, before taking off their shoes and sending a barrage of heels towards him. Dan screams and ducks, but not quite fast enough. The other men laugh as he is hit, all except for Akuma, who is busy trying to get his butt off the wall.

Grumbling, the girls go into the next room to change, leaving a whimpering Dan and a devious group of men (and one clueless world warrior) behind. After a few minutes, a light bulb seems to go off over Ken's head and he runs out the door on the opposite side of the room, grinning in a rather hentai-type way.

Ryu lifts his eyebrows but shrugs. He starts an idle coversation with Guy about martial arts. Dan gets up and nurses his wounds. Vega stares at himself in a mirror, while Bison does the same from the reflection of his shiny, newly-waxed legs. (In case you forgot or missed a chap, the girls gave him a *ahem* make-over...)

Akuma keeps trying to get his butt off the wall. Ken returns, hiding his hands behind his back with a grin.

Several minutes later, the door to the girls' room opens, and all eyes look on as the girls slowly emerge, grumbling and wearing VERY small, tight outfits, bunny ears and all.

Eyes bug. Mouths drop. Noses bleed. A box of Kleenex appears in front of every male in the room, yes, even Vega. The girls groan audibly in exasperation at all the eyes trying to mentally undress what little that remains. Akuma actually stops trying to pry his butt from the wall for a moment...

"Hnn... my, what beautiful booties you all have... BUT MINE IS BETTER!!"

Many, many glares are thrown at his general direction, as would shoes be, were they not already wasted on another perv. The other men in the room are smarter, well, most of them.... Ok... some of them... Er... one of them. Guy grins (I didn't know he could do that either...), a hentai-ish grin ( O.O ), but keeps his mouth shut. Ryu oogles (yes, oogles. hey it seemed to fit...) at Chun-li, wide eyed and nearly drooling...

"Chun... Hey... I... um.. can we go 'train' for a while? I think I'm ready for a round or two.. yeah... I'd really like to... spar... now... um... away... from every one else... in a nice private dojo somewhere..." he trails off. Chun-li raises a brow and wipes the drool from his chin, accidentally showing more cleavage in the process. Ryu's not-so-innocent-anymore mind goes into over-drive and he snatches up a tissue and plugs his nose. Chun shakes her head and sighs.

Vega, who is sitting a couple of feet from Ryu, also stares wide-eyed at Chun. "Ahh... Chun-san... you are beautiful..." he says, sighing dreamily. Chun-li smiles at the compliment and thanks him, glad he's not going for Ryu for a change. Vega looks at her again, then Ryu, then back again, "Chun-li, if I might ask... have you ever considered a threesome??" Vega asks with a hentai gaze and a hopefull tone...

*SMACK*

Vega promptly goes sailing into the nearest wall.

Dan eyes the ladies appreciatively, obviously too preoccupied to make fun of Vega or even notice what happened to him. Dan grins as he checks out Cammy's backside, "Baby got back..."

*WHACK*

Dan smashes into the wall, right into Vega, who was attempting to recover. Both groan in pain, but as usual, everyone ignores them.

"OK LADIES!! Hehe... Line up!" Ken chirps and pulls out a video camera from behind his back. Eliza immediately sends a death glare toward him, "WHAT. THE. H*LL. ARE. YOU. DOING."

"Um... hehe... err... ya see.. umm... filming my beautiful wife in her cute new outfit?" Ken nearly whimpers. She grinds her teeth slightly, "OHhhhhhh you WILL get it... yes you will..."

Rose sighs, "Come on girls, let's get it over with..."

They all mutter curses but grudgingly form a line, ala showgirl. Dan, who has now recovered, idly begins singing the Thong Song. Muttering and complaining, the girls start dancing, kicking can-can style. The men cheer, whistle and/or hoot. Ken films the girls, interestingly enough, from the neck down, "That's it ladies, kick a lil' higher... higher... higher... OOOMPH!!"

Eliza's heel just happens to veer offcourse and right into Ken's... um... well, let's just say he's not happy...

"Owww..." Ken says in a tone at least four octives higher than normal. He drops the camera and falls to his knees, before curling up into a ball on the floor. Every man in the room grimaces and/or sweatdrops.

Dan looks at Ken, a pained expression on his face from just watching it, "Ouch... sucks to be him..."

"Um, ok girls I think you can stop now..." Guy says quietly. They all grin and stop. When they do, there's a poof of smoke around them and they're back in their old outfits, much to their relief. A chorus of "Hey!" and "Aww, man!" in complaining male tones follows.

"Saves time, and typing," The Voice(tm*) says.

The girls grin, and since it was a collective dare, all of them huddle together to discuss who their victim will be...

A minute later, Cammy turns around to face the men, grinning, "Vega... truth or dare, love?"

Vega blinks, "Me? But... haven't you all been mean enough to me already??"

(*laughs* not hardly.... >=D)

"Pick," she commands. Vega sighs, "Hmm... can't be too bad, dare..."

All the girls grin. "B*tch out Bison for being such an a** of an employer and slap him like a girl."

"Wh-WHAT?? But!! He's my BOSS!! I get my paychecks from him!! Plus... he's... bigger than me..." he protests, twiddling his thumbs and looking down. Bison raises a brow at them all.

"Rules of the game say he can't do any physical harm. And... you HAVE to!" Karin says.

Bison smirks, "I can take anything HE can do."

Vega looks at him and seems to be thinking for a moment, before nodding, "Ok..."

He walks over to Bison slowly, then suddenly raises a hand and b*tch slaps the fire out of the tyrant, soon going into a ranting fit afterward.

****

Twenty minutes later, Vega is dragged off of a cowering Bison, kicking and screaming profanities...

Everyone sweatdrops for a moment, and as usual Guy is the first to recover, "Umm... ok. Your turn Vega..."

Vega calm and brushes himself off, "Hmm.. ya know I do feel better now... lessee..."

He looks around the room, his eyes gleefully dancing from player to player, enjoying his turn and all the power he momentarily holds. His eyes rest on Rose and he grins, "Rosie, truth or dare?"

She raises a brow dangerously, "Dare."

He frowns, hoping she'd say truth, "Ah well... umm... Tell me my future!"

Rose thinks for a moment and pulls her cards out. After flipping a few over she looks at him evenly, "You will eventually become an exotic male dancer and change your name to Antonio. This will cause a multiple personality complex and you'll soon after end up in a mental hospital with a straight jacket in a padded room, having lost your mind. You'll spend a great deal of your life talking to yourself."

He blinks and his expression falls. Everyone else breaks into hysterical laughter.

"I always knew he'd wind up in the looney bin!" Dan cackles.

Vega sulks and looks hurt, "Stupid cards, what do they know anyway..."

Rose turns her even expression around the room, "Cammy."

Cammy raises a brow and looks at her, "Dare."

"Let Dan kiss you, full tongue, for one minute," Rose says, her expression not changing.

"WHAT THE *bleep* KINDA BLOODY DARE IS THAT?!?!"

"THANKYOU ROSE!!!" Dan wails, running to hug her. She stops him with a warning glare.

"What's the consequence???" Cammy asks, nearly grinding her teeth.

"Same thing.... with Bison," Rose answers. Cammy gags.

"I'm gonna freakin' hurl after this..." she mutters.

Dan skips up to her and tries to imitate her British accent, "Come on, love! You know you want to!"

Cammy grinds her teeth and grudgingly lets him kiss her. One minute later, a green-faced Cammy runs to the bathroom, where gagging sounds can be heard...

A dazed and very happy Dan sits down again, all dreamy eyed. "I think she likes me..."

Everyone just shakes their heads. Cammy soon returns, glaring at everyone. Suddenly, everyone hears something...

*RRRRRIP*

"HA!! I AM FREE TO SHAKE MY BOOTY ONCE AGAIN!!"

Everyone sweatdrops and turns slowly to look toward the source. Screams immediately erupt.

"OH good LORD no!!" Cammy shrieks.

The younger girls run towards the doors, pawing and screaming as they try to escape the horror. Vega screams like a girl (Gee, big surprise) and so does Dan. Even Rose looks shocked and appauled. Chun-li is nearly throwing up in a corner, as is Eliza in the opposite corner of the room...

"Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!" Ken yells, shutting his eyes and trying to block the image out of his head. Ryu even screams like a baby, "THERE IS NO HONOR IN THIS!!!"

Bison gags and covers his eyes, "AKUMA!! STOP THAT, YOU D*MN DIRTY DEMON!!"

"Shake-shake-shake, shake-shake-shake... SHAKE YO' BOOTY!!!!!!" Akuma bellows.

And lo and behold, there he stands in the middle of the room, shaking his nude bon-bon, his pants still plastered to the wall...

"Oh dear Lord..." The Voice(tm*) can be heared, "This is gonna take some work..."