"I dare you to let the girls give you a makeover. And you HAVE to do it, or face the consequences!", Ken replied.

"Consequences? What are the consequences?", Bison asked as he quirked an eyebrow.

"Hmmm....", Ken thought for a moment, his eyes wandering around the room. "I know! you have to wear of Vega's pants for the rest of the game!"

"Ewwww!!! NO! Besides! I actually HAVE a butt!", Bison said as looked at the stick person known as Vega.

"Are you implying that my butt is too small??? HOW DARE YOU! My butt is CUTE! It's nice and heart-shaped!!", Vega said, standing up with an offending, erm...offended look.

"Umm, Vega... I don't think guys are supposed to have heart shaped butts...", Chun-li commented. (maybe he's a she...EWWWW!!! >.<)

Vega just "hmphed" and sat back down in the circle, crossed his arms and pouted.

Bison thought for a moment, liking neither choice. He finally spoke, "Ok...I'll... take the stupid dare." He then mumbled a few barely audible choice words.

"Yes!!" all the girls in the room yelled in unicent. A big sweatdrop began potruding from Bison's forehead.

"Ok girls! Drag him in the bathroom and do your worst!", Ken chirped. (he's been kinda chirpy lately..)

"Kay!", the girls said as they literally dragged the now screaming Bison to the bathroom. A few minutes later, cries of pain and agony errupted from the bathroom in the form of Bison's voice.

"OOWWWWW!!! STOP THIS INHUMAN TREATMENT! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

All the men in the room sweatdropped. The screaming continued...

"What's that?!?! What are you going to do now?!?!?! OUCH!! That's hot!!"

A sickening ripping sound was heard, then...

"OOOOOOHHHHHHH S*********************!!!!! D*** #*^!(#^%@*)!!!!"

Bison cursed like he never cursed before. Then the ripping noise was heard again...

"S********************!!!!!!!!!"

And again...

"$#$&&(*^$#%**)*%!!!!!!!"

And yet again....

"YOU %$#*$*#%*&^(!&%^(#@~!!!!!"

This continued for a few more minutes, and the men who were waiting outside the door of the bathroom were beginning to wonder if this was such a good idea...

"What the heck could they be doing to him in there?" Dan questioned.

"Never underestimate a woman, especially THESE women...." Ken looked toward the ceiling, "and her...."

The Voice (tm*) smirks.

"By the way... what happened to Akuma?" Vega questioned.

"He dissappeared after agueing with that weird Voice person, remember?" Guy said. Vega tilts his head to the side for a moment before saying "Oh yeah!".

"Umm, maybe we should ask her to bring him back....," Ryu said.

"ARE YOU NUTS??", all the other men yell in unicent.

"Well, maybe she'll listen right??" Ryu tried reassuring them, or himself since it was obvious no one else would ask. He received matching "what do you think?" looks from the others.

Ryu looked nervously back at the ceiling.

"Um.....Voice person, are you there?"

"Yes. And it's The Voice(tm*), not Voice person." The Voice boomed.

"ehehe....um, ok.... uh... anyways I was just wondering what happened to Akuma when he dissappeared... umm.... did you kill him again?" Ryu asked nervously, while sweating bullets.

"Kind of. Why you wanna know?"

"Uh... well he's my main enemy, and if he's dead then who'm I gonna fight? And it would kinda put a damper on what little storyline Capcom has...."

The Voice(tm*) thought for a moment, "Hmm...you have a point there..."

"Well, where is he anyway?" Ken asked.

"He went to h*ll."

"Hehehe, uh yeah ok... seriously though, where'd he go?" Ken asked again.

"Seriously, I mean it. He went to h*ll." The Voice(tm*) replied flatly.

All members present sweatdropped, with the exception of The Voice(tm*).

"Ummm....okaaaayy.... Well, then could you bring him back please?" Ken said.

"Weeeeeellll.....Ok," The Voice(tm*) said as a snapping of fingers was heard. In the blink of an eye, a rather crispy Akuma appeared before them, blackened and smelling of burnt flesh.

Akuma blinked. He opened his mouth to say something, but smoke came out.

"Welcome back," Guy said.

"Hn. Did I miss anything?" Akuma asked, body still smoking.

"Only Ken playing strip poker with Vega, and Bison's in the bathroom with the girls...," Ryu said.

"THEY'RE HAVING AN ORGY??!!" Akuma shrieked, his red eyes growing rather large.

"NO!!!" Ryu, Ken, Dan, Guy, and Vega all screamed, with rather disgusted looks on their faces.

Akuma grunted. "What are they doing then?"

"Bison got dared by Ken to let the girls give him a makeover... they've been in there a while now, and Bison doesn't sound too happy..." Ryu said.

"Oh..."

Akuma burst out laughing at the thought of what Bison might look like about now.

Ken looked around, noticing something. "Wait a second, hey guys, I don't hear anymore screaming..."

"Do you think they killed him?" Dan asked.

"No... we'd have heard more screaming, and besides, Eliza wouldn't like blood all over the place...," Ken replied.

"Then what are they doing?" Ryu asked.

Dan and Akuma looked at each other. "THEY'RE HAVING AN ORGY!!" they both said at the same time.

"Eeeewwww!!! NO!" the other guys shrieked.

"Besides... then we REALLY hear a lot more screaming...," Vega commented.

Everyone cringed at the thought.

"How do you know? Bison could not please one woman let alone THAT many! Only I could do that," Akuma said.

Insert sweatdrops here.

Just about that time, the bathroom door opened... and out stepped Bison, followed, or rather pushed by the girls. The guys just stood there staring for a moment, eyes wide and mouths open, before bellowing choruses of laughter.

Bison was wearing a pink mini-skirt, a black and pink halter top (that was rather stretched) and matching black knee-high go-go boots. The make-up he was wearing only put the icing on the cake. One should also note that his legs were completely hairless and somewhat shiny...

"And they say I am evil...," Bison snarled as he looked back at the girls, who were also laughing.

"Bison!! *laugh* You... *laugh* You look like *wheez* a cheap ho! AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!", Ken managed to say. Everyone else just kept laughing.

"SHUT UP!! I shall take my revenge on you for this!" Bison yelled. He looked around the group for a few minutes as the laughter began to subside. "I got it! I dare all you girls to dress up like Playboy bunnies and dance the Can-can!"

The men grinned. The girls eeped, "WHAT?!?!?"

Akuma only heard the word "dance".

"Shake-shake-shake....Shake-shake-shake.. Shake yo' BOOTY! Shake yo' BOOTY!", he began...

"Ack! Stop it!", The Voice(tm*) yelled.

"Okay...," he said, sounding dissappointed. Akuma stopped for a moment, then suddenly began again, differently this time...

"Shake yo' bon-bon, shake yo' bon-bon, shake yo' bon-bon-bon!!!", he sang as he began "shaking his bon-bon".

The Voice(tm*) yelled.

This is going to be a long game....