"Kill me now!! You know you wish to!", Akuma begged.

"You got me into this now get me out!", Ken pleaded.

"I need those playing cards!!! MUST HAVE PLAYING CARDS!!!!", screamed Vega.

"OK!!!", The Voice(*tm) screamed.

All of a sudden, Akuma dropped dead, and a deck of cards fell from out of nowhere onto Vega's head.

"Hey!", Ken yelled. "What about me??"

"You got yourself into this. Get your own butt out," The Voice(*tm) snapped. "Oh, I'm sorry, you can't can you? MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

Ken sulked and scratched his head. "This brush cut is itchy."

Vega hugged his brand new deck of cards.

"Arrigato Voice-sama!", Vega chirpped, still hugging the treasured objects.

"Uh huh. Now get on with it," The Voice(*tm) ordered.

"K!!", Vega chirpped. (he chirps a lot)

"PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!!", KEn pleaded once more.

But his pleas were obviously in vain as his comrades were already dragging him to the nearest table.

"Ok, Ken," Ryu said as he pushed Ken into a chair. "I'll deal!"

Vega gleefully plopped into the chair opposite Ken. Chun-li, Ryu, Rose, Eliza, Cammy, Sakura, Karin, Guy, and Bison all sat around the two. (it's a big table)

"Hey...where's Akuma?", Sakura asked.

"He's still dead, remember?", Bison said.

"Oh yeah!", Sakura said after looking up and thinking for a sec.

"By the way, umm...person? Could you bring him back to life? He's starting to attract flies...", Guy stated as he noticed on of the little critters crawling out of Akuma's right nostril. The fly then turned bottom side up, dead. (obviously there are some places even flies should'nt go...)

"*sigh* Very well", The Voice(*tm) agreed. "By the way, do not address me as 'person'. You shall call me The Voice(*tm)." (hehe...a girl could get use to all this author power...)

"Umm...okay, The Voice(*tm)", Guy corrected.

"That's better. *snap*"

Akuma suddenly popped back up, alive once more.

"That was not as satisfying as the last time! You did not even make a bloody mess of me! I WANT BLOODY H*LL!!", Akuma complained.

"You want bloody h*ll?! OK then! Have it your way!!", The Voice(*tm) boomed as a snapping of fingers was heard. Akuma suddenly disappeared.

"Hey, where'd he go??", Dan questioned.

"You don't wanna know", The Voice(*tm) said as she snickered evilly.

Everyone sweatdroped.

"Oh well...on with the game!", Ryu chirped. (bet your still not use to him chirpping)

Ken whimpered as Ryu began dealing cards to the two.

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Elsewhere....

"Where am I??", Akuma questioned. "It's too hot here!!"

Suddenly he smelled smoke. "Mmm...what's cooking?"

Then he realized it was him.

"AAAGHH!!", he yelled as he tried to put out the flames currently burning away his butt. "Where the h*ll am I??!!"

"Funny you should use that statement...gha ha...ha ha ha", a sinisterly funny voice stated.

Akuma turned around, and upon doing so, spotted a short red guy with horns and no pants who had an unusually large posterior. (if you've seen Cow & Chicken on cartoon Network, you know who I'm talking about...)

"Who are you???", Akuma questioned.

"My name is I.B. Slackless...but you can just call me Mr. No Pants..ha ha hahaha!", he laughed as he lifted his short legs with his arms and began walking on his butt cheeks.

"WHERE AM I???", Akuma yelled.

"gha ha...ahahaha..you asked for bloody h*ll....AND YOU GOT IT!!!", said Mr. No Pants.

"AAAAAAAGHH!!!"

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Back at the game...

Ken was shirtless, shoeless, sockless, and pantsless. Vega was pretty much the same way...but he still retained his pants. Seven rounds had already been played, and they were on the last round.

"*whistle* woohoo Ken, love those undies!", Cammy remarked, referring to his rather revealing underclothing.

"Shut up!", Ken snapped.

"C'mon guys! play your cards already!", Chun-li said.

Both players put their catds on the table.

"YES!! I WON! THANK YOU GOD!!!", hollered a very releived Ken.

"DARN! I was SOOO CLOSE!!", Vega pouted as he took off his pants, revealing that he too wears something very small.

"Now it's MY turn!!", exclaimed Ken as he looked around the group to pick a victim. His eyes rested on Bison.

"Bison! Truth or dare?", Ken said with an evil grin.

Bison smirked. "Dare! I am not afriad of you!"

"hehehe....OK! I dare you to let the girls give you a makeover!!", Ken chirpped.

"WHAT?? No way!! I look sexy just the way I am right now!", Bison protested.

Everyone burst into laughter.

"Don't worry Bison! We'll do a GREAT job...hehehe..." Chun-li said as a vicious grin spread across her face.