"C'mon, buddy boy! Hurry up!" , Ken said, still grinning viciously.

Ryu just squirmed in his seat, while sweatdrops galore protruded from his head. He looked over at Chun-li, who was fuming a bright shade of red, staring at Ken as if she wanted to burn a hole through him. Ryu looked up toward the ceiling, wondering what kind of sadistic author would write this crap anyway...(MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *evil grin from the author in question*)

"Time's waisting, Ryu! Just hurry up and say you guys did it! Oh...and please, don't spare the details!" , Dan boomed, as he broke into another singing fit...

"You and me baby - ain't nothing but mammals! So let's - do it like they do on the Discovery channel!!"

Before Dan could continue his version of The Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch", he was promptly thwacked on the head by the ever-annoyed Chun-li....and Cammy, and Sakura...and every other female in the room.

Ryu glared at the battered and bruised Hibiki, but decided against killing him.

"Ok, Ryu, enough stalling, come clean!", Cammy comanded.

"Ohh...I'll bet what he's gonna have to tell us is everything BUT clean....", commented Bison.

"Speaking of butts!", Akuma popped in, "Shake-shake-shake... shake-shake-shake... Shake yo' BOOTY! Shake yo' BOOTY!!" And yet another round of "shake your booty" and dancing (if you can call it that) ensues...

All other members face-faulted, sweatdropped, or just toppled over from their sitting position, whilst Akuma continued his seemingly favorite passtime. (I sense some author intervention is needed here....)

Suddenly, a huge rock fell from no-where right onto the demon's head. He's all dead now. The other players stared mortified at the showing of author power.

"Wh-who did that?!", questioned Eliza.

"Me," the voice from the cieling boomed.

"Thanks for stopping the singing and stuff, but did ya have to kill him?!", Guy said.

"Yeah!! That's supposed to be MY job, remember?! Now who am I gonna have a life long hatred for?", whimpered Ryu. (yes, he can whimper.)

"Hmmm...well...ok," the voice said, and with that, the rock dissappeared and Akuma's head was no long a bloody squishy mess.

Akuma's eyes popped open.

"Wow, such power the author has...", he looked up at the ceiling. "But you know, that did not feel all that bad! Actually, it felt quite refreshing! Can I have some more?!"

"NO.", the voice said. "Besides, we have a game to continue."

"Oh yeah!", everyone except Ryu and Chun-li said in unicent.

The group looked back at the unfortunate World Warrior, who was again sweating bullets.

"Ok, Ryu, spill it!! NOW!!", Karin said.

"Ummm...*gulp*...uhh...well..it's like this..", Ryu stuttered. "A couple of weeks ago, I was visiting Chun-li in her apartment, when we started talking and stuff...and time flew by ...and it got kinda late...and she sorta aked me to stay the night...and uh...well...umm...we sorta started talking again, and...umm..one thing led to another, and...we sorta kissed...and and...ummm...well...that one thing kept sorta kinda leading to another thing...and...ummm...hehehe...", Ryu continued fumbling for words as he went on, turning a differrent shade of red with each incriminating phrase. Chun-li seemed to be trying to match her boy-toy's many colors...

"Details! I said to give us details!!", Ken said, grinning like a psyco.

"Ummmmm....*gulp*...hehehe...uh well we sorta kept kissing, and....."

"And???", yelled the impatient group. "WE GOT NAKED AND SCREWED, OK?!!!", Ryu yelled at the top of his lungs out of sheer frustration. Chun-li turned purple. And upon realizing the way he confessed his deed, Ryu did too.

The whole group burst out laughing, with the exception of Ryu and Chun-li, and Sakura, the later of the three was bawling like a baby in a corner. Then Ken once again spoke, still not satisfied with the answer given.

"I said...DETAILS!! Did you use her hand cuffs? Did ya do it doggy-style? How MANY times have you two done it???", Ken managed to say between laughs.

"Ummm...short answer? ummm.... yes.... *gulp* yes... and...", Ryu counted on his fingers before continueing... "Uhhhhhh..... 15??"

"YOU GUYS DID IT 15 TIMES IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS?!?!?!?!", the group yelled.

"Ummm..yes....", Ryu choked out, turning even more strange colors. Chun-li hid her face in her hands from sheer embarassment.

"Hmm...have the two of you ever considered a threesome?", said Vega in a hopeful (and strangely feminine) tone.

Everyone sweatdropped for a moment, took time to scoot away from "it" as much as possible, then resumed laughing.

"NO!!", Ryu yelled at a dissapointed Vega.

The group kept laughing and Sakura kept wailing for the next 5 minutes....until the author stopped them and told them to get on with the game. They all settled down as Ryu, who was looking unusually evil, searched for a victim for the second time, this time with new insentive. He scanned over the sadistic group, none of whom were quite as chirpy as they were before it was his turn. Each cowered behind another, or at least they tried to...

A little idea popped into Ryu's head as his eyes rested on his victim...

"KEN!! Truth or dare!"

"What!!?? I just went!!", Ken yelped.

"I DON'T GIVE A DA**!!!", Ryu yelled back.

"Truth!", Ken decided.

"Really??", Ryu said in his most hopeful yet devious tone, hoping to scare Ken into picking dare instead. And once again we can read Ken like a book...

"I change my mind...DARE!", said the ever-so-brilliant Ken.

"Is that your final decision?", Ryu said, trying to sound dissapointed.

"Yes," said a smiling Ken. Everyone saw it coming but him.

"OK! I dare you to play eight rounds of strip poker with Vega!!", chirped Ryu. (yes, he can chirp too.)

"WHAT!!!!???", Ken choked.

Vega's eyes sparkled.

"OH Ryu-chan!!", Vega said as he...uh.."it" hopped up and was about to glomp onto Ryu, but decided against it when the latter threatened to murder the former.

"NO WAY!! You've got to be kidding! I'm NOT gonna play that with HIM!!", Ken protested.

Ryu simply grinned and said, "Rules of the game say..."

"It's ok, Ken-chan! I don't mind!", chirped Vega as he...uh..it ran into the next room to searched for some playing cards.(yeah, I bet he does'nt mind...)

"I HATE YOU ALL!!!", Ken shouted to the evil group, who was once again in histerics.

Suddenly the thought dawned on Akuma that this was yet another chance to shake his demon booty. So he did.

"Sake-shake-shake...Shake-shake-shake...Shake yo' BOOTY!! Shake yo' BOOTY!!"

At this point the author was tempted to make another rock fall on him.

"Stop that!", The Voice(tm*) boomed once more.

"What? Are you going to kill me again? COOL!!", Akuma said.

"NO!!"

"Why not? It was fun!"

"I said NO!!!"

"PLEEEASE?!?!"

"NO!!!"

Suddenly Vega burst back into the room with a frantic look on his face.

"I can't find any playing cards!!!", yelled the gay boy.

"I hope you NEVER find any!!", Ken yelled at the frantic Vega.

"I want you to kill me again! NOW!", Akuma yelled at The Voice(tm*).

Vega, upon realizing who Akuma was talking to, started screaming at the ceiling, while Ken also pleaded with the all mighty author.

"I need playing cards!! GIVE THEM TO MEEEE!!!!" -Vega

"HEEEEELLP MEEEEEEE!!!" -Ken

"KILL MEEEEEEEE!!!" -Akuma

Everyone else burst into laughter again for no apparent reason.

At this point The Voice(tm*) decided to put up with all this later and give herself a break.

"SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!!!" -The Voice(tm*)