His eyes fell on each potential victim...slowly searching for the right one.

"Will you hurry up and pick someone already!", said an impatient Dan.(who obviously did'nt learn his lesson last time...)

"Ahh, Ryu always does things slow that's sorta like a rule or something", said an arrogant Ken as he tried to warm up to his wife by holding her hand n' romantic stuff like that. Too bad she was'nt responding too well.(still sorta shocked I guess)

"Ofcoarse... Chun-li might be an exception to that rule...", said Akuma in his usual gruff tone. He then errupted into another chorus of "Shake yo' booty". "Shake-shake-shake...Shake-shake-shake...Shake yo' BOOTY!! Shake yo' BOOTY!!"

Ryu shot him an evil glare...but continued looking for his victim.

"Hmmm...perhaps Eliza is too....", siad Bison, smiling as he looked at Ken, whom he expected to burst into tears at any moment. Once again, he was right. Ken's bottom lip quivered and he once again started bawling like a baby.

Vega, upon seeing another chance to...uh...'comfort' Ken, suddenly lit up with a smile.

"Don't worry my friend! I'll cheer you up!" said an over-zealous Vega as he hopped up from his sitting position to run over and give Ken a hug.

Ken once again came out of his state long enough to realize he should run like a bat outta h*ll. So he did. He ran around the room as fast as his two big ol' feet could carry him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! GET IT AWAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!", he screamed.

"What's wrong Ken? I just wanna make you feel better!", Vega said that 'smile'(you know what kind of smile).

Eliza somehow came out of her state long enough to realize what was going on. She promptly got up, chased both the men...uh...well one man and "it" down, and proceded to thwack(yes, thwack) them both.

"Sit down gay-boy!",she snapped. "I'll be da**ed if you're touchin' MY man!!" Being the sissy that he is(and due to the fact that Eliza can be somewhat psyco at times)...Vega returned broken-hearted to his seat. She then turned to Ken, "and if YOU think I'M gonna cheat on you, you're more of an IDIOT than I thought!"

"Really?! Ya mean it?!",said a relieved Ken. "Oh Eliza I'm so....hey, wait a minute!!"

"SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!", she snarled.

Ken promptly obeyed.

Vega just decided to busy himself with trying to get details of "the show" from Cammy, who just slid as far away from him er..."it" as possible.

Ryu kept looking for a victim. Finally, out of frustration...Ken opened his big mouth again.

"C'mon buddy! It did'nt take you this long to get started in the "show" did it?", said the ever arrogant Ken.(whose mood can apparently change at the drop of a hat)

Ryu narrowed his eyes at him. Then, it hit him who his victim shoud be.

"KEN!!! Truth or dare?", said Ryu with a smile, knowing full well that Ken was too "macho" to pick truth. And he was right. (is it just me or is Ken getting rather predictable?)

"Dare! C'mon pal, gimme your best shot!", Ken said with a smirk.

"Alright...", said Ryu. "Ya know Ken, seeing as how much you love those golden locks of yours...I think it's time for a hair cut!", said Ryu with an evil grin.

"WHAT??! NO WAY!!!", Ken yelped.

Everyone in the room burst into laughter.

"Rules of the game say...", said Ryu, still smiling.

"I DON'T CARE WHAT THE #^*(*&#%^&$^%@ RULES SAY!!!", said an angry/panicking Ken.

"I'll get the scissors!", said Sakura and Karin at the same time.

"I'll show you where they are!", Eliza said while grinning.

"WHAT??!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE!!!", Ken yelled. Eliza just smiled and skipped into the kitchen with the girls.

They returned with the scissors only to see poor Ken being held down by Bison, Akuma, Guy, and Cammy, each holding onto one of his limbs. Ryu and Dan were just standing back and smiling, while Rose and Chun-li were trying to keep Vega from glomping(yes, glomping.) on Ken. The latter was still screaming like a loon.

"Hmmm....now what style does Kenneth need?", said Ryu as he continued to smile, taking the scissors in hand.

"Give him a brush-cut like Guile!!", Cammy and Chun-li chirpped in unicent.

"Hmmm...OKAY!!", said a happy Ryu.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!", screamed the defenseless Ken.

"Ya know...I've always wanted to do this...", said Ryu as he took the first lock of Ken's hair and proceded to cut it.

"Wait, I think we'll need a lot of gel to make it all sticky-uppy.(yes, sticky-uppy. got a problem with that?)", offered Sakura.

"No problem...we have plenty!", Eliza said as she went to the bathroom to retrieve the hair gel.

Twenty minutes later, Ken's new do was done. Once again...everyone, except for Vega, burst into insane fits of laughter. Vega was conplaining that Ken did'nt look as handsome with "that horid brush-cut". This made Ken think that at least this new style was good for _something_.

Then, upon being released, Ken ran in search of the nearest mirror. When he reached it, everyone covered their ears.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"(you know who that's coming from)

With his face flushed red with anger, Ken stormed back into the room and stared harshly at the group, who were sitting innocently back in the circle as if nothing had happened.

Ken glared at Ryu.

"RYU! TRUTH OR DARE!!", he yelled.

"WHAT?! I just went!!", Ryu snapped at Ken.

"I DON'T GIVE A DA**! YOU'RE GOING AGAIN!", yelled the flustered Ken in response.

"FINE THEN!! DARE!!" ,Ryu answered, thinking that truth still was'nt the best answer.

Ken's expression calmed into a smile.

"Ok...I DARE you to tell us the _complete_ truth about EVERYTHING that's ever happened between you and Chun-li!"

"WHAT???!!", Ryu & Chun-li both yelled at the same time.

"That's not a dare!!!", Ryu said as he sweat-dropped. Chun-li simply sat with a bewildered look on her face, which soon turned into an evil glare directed at Ken.

"Yes it is! And now we'll all know the TRUTH!", Ken said, grinning evilly. Everyone in the room applauded...Akuma 'sang' another round of "Shake yo' booty".

"oh sh**...", muttered Ryu.