"Um...I...think I...need some water",she stammered.'D***,I did'nt know Ryu had it in him.I...I'm not even sure Ken could do that...',she thought to herself.
As she walked past the men...um,and Vega...they all sweat-dropped.
"Whoa,I-I've never seen that look on her face before...What's he doing in there anyway!!!",Ken said,slightly frustrated that Eliza never looked at him that way,not even on the honey-moon.
"Ha!I told you my nemesis could shake some booty!",Akuma said in his usual gruff tone.
"Yes...but whose?",said Bison,raising an eyebrow.
"Umm...we probably don't need to go there",Guy said.
"No way! Ryu would'nt have the guts!...and...besides...Eliza would never cheat on me...would she?",said Ken,his voice nearly cracking at the end.His face looked like that of a little kid's after you just stole all his candy.
"Nah!...then again...Ryu has better moves in the game...hmm...I wonder if his other moves are better than yours as well...",Vega said in a curious tone as he stared into space thinking 'little thoughs'.(eewwww)
"Eliza could probably tell you",said Bison in a matter-of-fact tone,knowing this would send poor Ken off the edge.And he was right.Ken's bottom lip quivered as his eyes got all big and bubbly.Soon,he was bawling on the floor,a mere shell of his former egotistical self.
"Cheer up buddy!",Dan said in his chirpy(or is that squeaky) voice."You may have lost Eliza,but there's still one availible blond in the room!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!",Ken whined/screamed.
Vega looked up when he realized he was being refered to.He had a perky look in his eyes(it was a little TOO perky)
'Hmmm...',Vega thought to himself.'Other than the hair and eyes,he 'is' a perfect copy of Ryu...'
"Cheer up my friend!",Vega said in his sadistically cheery voice."All you need is a big hug!"
Ken looked up and saw a gleeful Vega getting up to hug him.He soon forgot his problems with Eliza and decided that it was in his best interest to run.Fast.So he did,and Vega chased him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!! GET IT AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!",Ken screamed at the top of his lungs.
"KEN!! What's wrong? What are you running for? I don't bite...hard!",Vega said as he gleefully chased Ken around the room.
Everyone else just sweat-dropped.
Meanwhile,in the room with a 'view',Ryu was...um...'busy' trying to show Chun-li and the other girls just how much of a bad boy he could be.His pants were already gone and he was clad in undies only.(not going to say what kind,let's just say Chun-li just 'happened' to have some 'special' ones with her that Ryu was forced to change into)
"Come on Ryu!You can do it!You can do it ALL NIGHT LONG!!",Cammy said,anxiously waiting for him to shed his final piece of decency.
"Do I have to go any further? Haven't you hentai seen enough already?!",Ryu said.
"Nope.You know us.Besides,I've STILL seen better!",Chun-li said with a smirk.
'Ok,that's it.I'm gonna show her even if it kills me!',Ryu thought.
So he did.In fact,he showed them all.(and what a show it was...)
After the show,(NO! I'm NOT going ANY further in details you hentai!!)the girls were in a state of shock.Chun-li had to admit she was impressed.Very impressed.Cammy was just staring into space with wide eyes and a big grin.Rose managed to keep her composure,since she was older and obviously more,um...'experienced' in these things.Karin had a dazed look on her face as she giggled every few seconds.She and Sakura had just got an education they didn't think possible.Sakura was staring wide-eyed at nothing with drool dripping from her open mouth as she grinned.
"Ryu-sama....wow...",she managed to say as the drool dripped from her chin.
A red-faced Ryu put his clothes back on and walked out the door to tell the guys they could come back in.
When he opened the door,he was greeted by the sight of Ken being tackled by a rather zealous Vega.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF!!!!!",Ken screamed.
"The show's over.You can all come in now",Ryu said flatly,ignoring Ken's cries for help.
Ryu went back into the room with the girls and sat down.Guy and Dan managed to pry Vega off the screaming Ken.Eliza returned from the kitchen and was back to her normal self.They all went into the room to cotinue the game.
"I hate you all.",Ryu said in a flat tone.
"Ah,my nemesis,whose booty did you shake?",Akuma said as he began to do something that resembled singing and dancing."Shake-shake-shake...Shake-shake-shake... Shake yo' BOOTY! Shake yo' BOOTY!!"
"No one's you demon pervert!",Ryu yelled."@$*%%&*$^&$&$!#*!&~_$+|#*%_!*$*##*$&^ stupid game...%&^*$#@@((#*_!@#!!!",Ryu mumbled.
"Ok,Ryu.It's your turn.Who do you want to kill?",said Guy.
"Hmmm...".Ryu looked around the room."Heh heh,let's see here..."