"Let's go to the south side of town! He'll fit in perfectly with all the hookers!", Ken said.

"Yeah! And maybe we could make some money on the side!", siad Bison.

"Ewww! No way! No woman would pay him to take out the trash, let alone do anything else!!", Cammy said with a nausiated look on her face.

"Who said anything about women?", Vega chirpped.

Everyone sweatdrops and looks at Vega for a moment befor deciding not to go to the south side.

"We don't want him to fit in anyway!", sai Chun-li. "He needs to stand out as much as possible!"

"With THAT outfit on, he can't do anything BUT stand out!", Karin giggled.

"Man, Dan, I'm sure glad I'm not in YOUR shoes right now! Especially seeing as how they're all pink and glittery!", Ryu said, trying not to crack up.

"What?! These are my favorite club shoes!", protested Dan, STILL not getting it.

Once again everyone burst into laughter.

"Hey guys!", said Rose, regaining control of herself. "This place looks busy! Stop here!"

The limo pulled over and they all got out. The place was busy all right, with a strip mall on one side and various restaurants and a couple of banks on the other.

"No way! I can't do this here! There's too many people!", Dan said in a panicked voice.

"Too bad, pinky!", said Sakura.

"Now c'mon, you sorry excuse for a male gigolo! Get out there and shake what your mama gave ya! (or in this case, did'nt give ya)", Chun-li said as she shoved Dan onto the curb.

"That is, unless you're scared...", remarked Eliza.

"I'm not scared! I'm the best! OYAGIIiii!!!", Dan says as he shakes his fist high into the air and starts singing in his lowest voice (which is about a middle C).

"I'm...too sexy for my shirt... Too sexy for my shirt. So sexxxy it hurts!", Dan screeched as he shook his pelvis and started opening his shirt.

People stopped and stared. The rest of the group almost fell on the ground laughing as Dan continued skipping lines as he went on.

"I'M...too sexy for my hat...too sexy for my hat. What'd you think about that?"

He shook some more and winked at some women passing by, who just laughed histerically and went on their way.

Then he shifted it into overdrive. He turned his back to the crowd and started swiveling his posterior.

"On the catwalk...I shake my little tush...on the catwalk...on the catwalk..."

He then repeated this and as many other lines as he could think of. He finally stopped when two hefty middle-aged women offered him twenty bucks for 'service', which he promptly turned down.

By the end of the song, all of the street fighters, as well as a few other people, were rollong on the concrete in an insane fit of laughter.

Upon regaining control of themselves, they got up and saw Dan about to be arrested for 'running an illegal business'.

Ken managed to convince the officers of what was really going on.

Then, they all got back into the limo and went back to Ken's place to continue the game.