Dan had went into one of the bedroomsto change into the 'outfit' Chun-li had picked out for him. (btw, I forgot to mention theu're all at Ken & Eliza's house)

"What's taking him so long?!", Cammy asked with a bored look on her face.

"Don't worry, it'll be worth the wait once you see what he's wearing! *snickers*", said Chun-li.

"What's he doing in there anyway?", Ryu said as he stared at the clock.

"We might not want to know", Akuma remarked as he admired his 'fine duds' in the hall mirror.

Akuma got a little carried away and began striking poses. Bison looks at him.

"Maybe he thinks he's the one who should be singin 'I'm too sexy'", muttered Bison in disgust.

"You're just jealous because you have no fine duds to look sexy in!", snapped Akuma.

"Yeah right! My duds are sexier than YOURS!!", retarded...uh...I mean retorted Bison.

"I'll show you! Hey everyone, who's sexier?", said Akuma as he shaking his butt and .... um ....'dancing'.

Everyone sweatdrops.

"What the heck are you doing?!", Bison said in disgust.

"I am getting down with my bad self!", said Akuma, continuing to um...'dance'.

"What's he been smokin' ?", asked Guy.

"For once I wish he was his normal evil self again", remarked Rose.

"I'm sexier!", said Bison.

"No, I am!", said Akuma.

"I AM!!", repeated Bison.

"No, I AM!!", Akuma said again.

As everyone was watching them argue, a familiar annoying voice was heared. Guess who it was.

"Hey everybody! Ready to watch me shake my sexy mojo?", Dan said in an Austin Powers voice.

Everyone turned their attention to Dan, and upon doing so, burst into histerical laughter.

Dan was wearing TIGHT pink pleather pants, accompanied by an un-buttoned, loose fitting black sequened shirt with long sleeves.

"What?", he questioned, still not getting it.

"Now I see what took him so long!", Cammy managed to say between fits of laughter. "Those pants are at least two sizes too small!".

"What are you talking about? They accent my sexy butt!"

Dan around and began shaking at Cammy, who wasted no time taking the opportunity to kick him there.

Everyone's histerical laughter turned into insane fits as Danny's face was planted into the wall.

Ryu regained control of himself long enough to walk over and pluck Dan's face out of the wall.

"C'mon Danny boy! Let's go find a nice busy street corner for ya, shall we?"