*sing-song voice, hand motions and all* "The itsy-bitsy spider crawled up the water spout..."

*singing* "...Lemme see that thong....." (author snickers, if you've read ToD you know why...)

"*sniff, sniff* I hate fighting! My step-father made me fight! I wanted to go into modeling... but nooooo, I had to fight in that stupid tournament...."

(as Evil Ryu) "Violence is wrong kiddies! Now let's all group hug! *starts singing* I love you, you love me..."

Things Capcom will never let Ryu do or say:

"No, Akuma, I'm not gonna fight you today, I have a date with this hot Chinese chick..."

"Screw the Fight!! Where's Chun-li??"

Chun-li:

"Vengence is wrong... we should just forget this whole thing happened..."

"I went out with Ryu?? What was I thinking?!?! Vega is much cuter and more manly...." (author: *laughs* YEAH RIGHT!!!)

"Ryu, not tonight, I have a headache...."

"*sigh* Why doesn't Vega ever pay attention to me?"

"I need to go on Jenny Craig, these hips are WAY out of control..."

Things CAPCOM would never let Chun-li say or do:

*throws Ryu onto a bed, rips off her outfit to reveal a skimpy leather number* "Enough with the sexual tension already! Let's get it on you hot hunky love-machine!!" (author: passes tissue around to all the nose-bleeding boys....)

"*yawns* Bison, I really don't care if you take over the world, just leave me and my love-slave Ryu alone."

Things CAPCOM would never let Chun-li & Ryu say or do:

Ryu: "Chun-li, I've decide to retire from all the fighting... because I'm madly in love with you!!"

Chun-li: "Oh Ryu! I love you too!"

*enter long wet juicy kiss here*

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*strange sounds of springs squeaking and bed shaking*

Ryu: *heavy breathing* "Ohhh....Chun-li..."

Chun-li: *more heavy breathing* "OOOHHH....RYU!!"

(author: I believe that's more than enough desciption of that....0.o;)

Ken:

"I think I need a haircut...."

"Ryu, will you show me how to pick up chicks?"

"Eliza's butt-ugly. I just married her for her money...."

"AHHH!!! I've maxed out my credit card!!! D*mn Visa!"

"Ryu is better than me, he really is... I should just congratulate him on all his victories and retire from street fighting like Eliza says..."

Things CAPCOM would never let Ken say or do:

"Yes! I did it! I beat Akuma (or Bison) all by my self! Yaayyy!!!"

Vega: (author: Ohhh...I could go on and on with this one...)

*singing* "Macho-macho man.....I've got to be...a macho man!"

"This freakin braid is getting annoying, I think I'll cut it off...."

"I hate spandex..."

"My pants are too tight!" (author: there are at least two reasons you'll never hear him say that...that's all I'm gonna say *snickers*)

"That Chun-li girl is just sooo ugly...."

"I wish Chun-li would leave me alone..."

"I hate being a pretty boy, I think I'm gonna start going with the tough-guy look instead..."

"Fighting sucks. Quite frankly, the sight of blood makes me sick..."

"I'm fun as a boy or a girl!"

Things you'll never see Vega say or do in an SF anime:

*starts singing* "Oh no, not I! I will survive!" (author: *snicker*)

"I think I'll just leave Chun-li alone, there are better fish in the sea..."

Bison:

*in a sing-song voice* "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedle-dee-dee-dee...."

"I am MoJo Jojo! Oh wait...wrong show..."

"I think I'll take a break from terrorizing the world...I need to re-evaluate my life..."

*on a shrink's couch* "It all started a few years back when got this terrible constipation...."

*singing* "...And I know that my heart will go on....."

Things CAPCOM would never let Bison say or do in a game or anime:

Bison dies a horrible death for real and never-ever comes back in a later sequel.

Guile:

"I'm going to kill my barber..."

"I'm going to try this new hair transplant thing so that I can actually have eyebrows..."

"I'm getting tired of camo, I think I'll ask Dan Hibiki what my new wardrobe should consist of..."

"Forget Charlie's memory and Bison, I'm gonna settle down and become a family man..."

"I've been trying to get in touch with my feminine side..."

Things CAPCOM would never let Guile say or do:

"Hahahaha! I've killed you Bison, I've finally killed you! No more living in Ken and Ryu's shadow!!"

Cammy:

*tugging at the back of her outfit* "I hate wedgies....."

"I think I'm gonna go with the conservative look...."

E. Honda:

*tugging at the back of his outfit* "I hate wedgies....."

"Does this make me look fat?"

"Jenny Craig helped me lose 327 pounds in two months!"

Blanka:

*in a well mannered civilized voice* "Hello. Welcome to Masterpeice Theatre..."

"I'm not only the president of the Hair Club for Men, I'm also a member!"

"Hooked on Phonics worked for me!"

Dhalsim:

"I wish these weight gain bars would work..."

"With Rogaine, I grew back a full head of hair!"

"Forget Yoga! I'm gonna go study the Kama Sutra!"

"I'M MAD AS H*LL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!"