Real World Part 9
By Andrea
Vega: We'll see you later Gen.
Gen: Okay!!
Gen was still exercising in front of the t.v. Akuma and Vega then walked out the door.
Vega: Where to?
Akuma: Hm, how about the mall? I could get another punching bag since I broke mine last night. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Ryu will suffer the same fate. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Vega rolls his eyes and gets in the drivers seat of the car. Akuma got on the passenger side. Mai ran up to the car.
Mai: Where you guys goin'?
Akuma: Don't tell her Vega. She'll just want to come along.
Mai: Oh c'mon.
Vega: Uh, oh your so cute.
Akuma hits Vega hard in the arm.
Akuma: Fight her femininely wilds man!!!
Vega: I...
Akuma: Vega!! Earth to Vega!! Hello?!!!!
Vega: I...forgot where we were goin'. Where are we going Akuma?
Akuma: You're so weak and pathetic Vega.
Akuma shakes his head in disgust. Mai twirls her hair around her finger.
Akuma: We're going to the tour of horror. Blood and gore and ripping flesh eating monsters..
Mai: Eww. Well, see you guys later.
Akuma smirks.
Akuma: Now step on it Vega!! We're going to the mall!
Vega: Oh man, why'd you lie to her. She could have came along with us.
Akuma: That was exactly why I did what I did. Now lets go!!
Vega steps on the accelerator and heads to the mall.
Meanwhile...
Guile is stuck in a traffic jam. He turns on the radio.
>radio< Oh Baby, Baby..
Guile: Grr.. Brittany Spears.
>radio< Oh Baby, baby...how was I supposed to know.
Guile: Why are you so %&$@ perky!!
Some of the other cars were honking their horns. Guile turned off the radio.
Guile: %@#& teeny bopper punk music $%#@.
Guile rolls his window down and sticks his head out.
Guile: Quit honking the %#$@in' horns!! We can't %#$@in' move god #@&&%#!!!
Guile then sits back into his seat in the car. He can hear loud music coming from a nearby car. He listens and hear that it is Marilyn Manson. Guile sticks his head out the car again.
Guile: Aye!! Turn that %?@in' punk @$$ crap off!!
teen: Go to hell old dude!!
Guile: You first punk!!
teen: I'll burn your hair off!!
Guile: You try and you die you little snot nosed punk!!
teen: %#$@ you!!
Guile: Don't make me get outta my car and lay the smack down on your sorry @$$!!
teen: Ha!
Guile: Make sure your gothic makeup smears everywhere you #@$%in' punk @$$!!
teen: My friend and I are going to chant now!!
Guile: HAHAHAHA!!
teen and friends: AEIOU!! AEIOU!! AEIOU!! AEIOU!!
Guile: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
teen and friends: Hear us demon spawn!! We have come to make a sacrafice!!
Guile: What the %#$@!!?
teen and friends: Bring all hell AEIOU to that man AEIOU in that car AEIOU!!
Guile: *sigh* Spare me the evil chanting.
Vega and Akuma are also stuck in the traffic jam.
Vega: Is that....Is that Guile?
Akuma: Hm, appears to be him. I can tell my his loud screaming.
Vega puts on the radio.
>radio< Oh baby, baby...
Akuma: Turn that infernal nussaince of a woman off!!!
Vega quickly changes the radio station.
>radio< Well...there's a major traffic jam. I'm glad I'm not there heheh.
Akuma grumbles.
>radio< It's backed up pretty bad and nothing seems to be moving.
Vega: No $#&% sherlock.
Vega crosses his arms and leans back against his seat. Akuma looks back over at Guile.
Guile: Shut up already!!
teen: We shall not shut up. Blast the music higher my friends.
The music blasted was so loud, now Vega and Akuma were able to hear it.
Akuma: That's it!! They're gonna turn that crap off now!!
Akuma opened the door and got out of the car.
Vega: Akuma!!
Akuma: Don't try and stop me!!
Akuma walked over to the teens car.
Akuma: Turn that $#&@ down now or all of you shall feel the wrath of my raging demon.
Guile: Better listen to him guys!!! It's not pleasant when he gets angry!!
Akuma: You shall tremble before me.
Akuma growled and looked straight into their eyes.
teen: Turn the music down.
The music was turned down.
Akuma then walked back to the car and lots of people were clapping for him and Guile.
Guile: Thank you..thank you. Don't throw flowers, just throw money. Hehheh.
Guile sat back in his seat and put the window to his car up.
Vega: Take a bow Akuma!!
Akuma bowed then smirked as he got back into the car.
Akuma: Hm, that was kinda fun.
Meanwhile at the arcade......
Sakura: %$#@ you, you %&$# machine from hell!! Argh!!
Ryu walked over to Sakura.
Ryu: What's wrong Sakura?
Sakura: I want that pikachu. It's too hard to get pikachu though. It's rigged I tell you, rigged!!
Ryu smiles.
Ryu: Let me try.
Ryu took the joy stick in his hand and concentrated on getting that pikachu. He slowly moved the claw down and picked up the electric rat and pikachu tumbled down to the slot opening. Ryu grabbed the pikachu and handed it to Sakura.
Sakura: Oh, Ryu. Your so sweet.
She kissed him on the cheek.
Ryu: It was no problem at all.
Meanwhile....
Dan: I'm sure you'd like to have my autograph kid.
kid: Um..I'd like Ken's autograph. He's cool.
Dan: Wha, wha, whaaaaaaaat?!! He is nothing compared to the great Dan Hibiki. He trembles in fear before the great Dan Habiki. The girls swoon over the fantastic Dan Hibiki. The fans...
Sean: Shut up Dan, stop scaring the kid and telling him lies.
Dan: Lies? Lies you say? They are not lies! They are the hard bound truth I tell you.
kid: Ken's the best he can kick anyone's butt.
Dan: No way. He just talks a lot of trash and can't beat the great Dan Habiki beacuse he severely lacks the skill to do the job.
Sean sighs and rolls his eyes.
Sean: Dan you are so full of sh...uh hot air.
kid: Haha. You almost said..
Sean: Nevermind what I almost said.
Dan hands the kid his autograph. The kid then walks away.
Dan: Yep, yep, yep. You can tell all your friends that you were lucky enough to meet Dan Habiki and get his picture along with his personal signature.
Sean: Will you stop talking about yourself in third person!!!?
Dan: The magnificent Dan Habiki refuses to stop talking about himself in the third person.
Sean: Argh!!
Dan: Another kid made very happy to meet his hero.
Sean: But...
Dan: Shush!! Don't ruin the moment!! The great Dan Habiki has spoken!!
Sean: Dan!! You are full of so much $#!%!!!