Real World Part 8
By Andrea

Bouncer: Your causin' trouble old man.

Gen: I beat you @$$!! I take you on now and wipe floor with you punk!!! I sweep you up like broom and dump you in trash!!

Dan: Shouldn't we go over there and help him out Vega?

Vega shrugs.

Vega: Hm. I guess it is sort of our responsibility to make sure that he stays out of trouble.

Vega and Dan walk over to where Gen and the bouncer are arguing.

Vega: Gen...

Gen: What you want pretty boy? Can't you see I talking here!! Don't interupt adults when they are talking!!

Vega: Don't talk to me like I'm a child!!

Dan: HAHAHAHA!! Vega got yelled at, Vega got yelled at, Vega got...oof!!

Vega rammed his elbow into Dan's gut.

Dan: C'mon Gen let's....

Gen: Shut you mouth Dan!!

Bouncer: If you don't stop bothering everyone, I'm afraid I'm going to have to kick you out.

Gen: Fine!!

Gen stomps over to the bar.

Gen: Gimme some tea!!

Bartender: Um...we don't serve tea here.

Gen: What?!! This place don't have tea?!! What kind of kookie place is this?

Bartender: Um..it's a club.

Gen: Hm. Hit me off with some rum then.

Gen drank a couple of glasses of rum and began to get a bit tipsy.

Vega: Gen!!!

Gen: Dish ish great!! Alls i needsh ish dish rummie drink!!

Vega: Man, he's drunk.

Gen: Hey preeeety boy!! Why don't you get me shom tea? MWAHAHAHAHA!!

Dan took Gen's hand.

Dan: C'mon, we should get you back to the house.

Vega and Dan walk out of the club with Gen and get in their car. Vega was driving and Dan and Gen sat in the back seat.

Gen: Why you two youngin's go back home an' watch yer telertubbies and seserme streech!!

Dan: He's talkin' complete s#!t!!

Gen: Why the heck are you drivin'?!! Lemme at the wheel!!

Vega: Hell no!! I'm not lettin' a drunk person behind the wheel!!

Gen: Reshpect yer eldersh shunny boy!!

Dan: We do respect our elders.

Gen: I oughta knock you twos in head wish my walkin' cane!!

Vega: But you don't have a walking cane.

Gen: Oh. Dhash right.

Vega parked the car in the drive way then dragged Gen out of the car. Dan grabbed one of Gen's arms and Vega grabbed the other.

Gen: You two punks no good. You no good I tell you!!! NO GOOD!!

Vega opens the door and they take Gen inside the house and sit him down on the couch.

Chun li: What happened to him?

Dan: He's drunk off his arse.

Chun li: Gen..

Gen: Oh hi Chun li.

Chun li: I think you need some rest.

Gen: No, I don't. I wanna watch cartooooooons!! We're gonna watch cartoons and all of you are gonna like it!!

Akuma: Calm yourself down old man.

Gen: Who you talking to Kool-Aid head?!!

Akuma: You are irratating me.

Gen: Ryu!!

Ryu: yes?

Gen: Go out an' buys me shom uselesh pieshes of plashtic!! I wanna VOLTRON action figure!!

Chun li: Rest, you'll feel better in the morning.

Gen: I don't wanna take a nap!! You can't make meeeee!!

Cammy: Please rest. It will do you some good. Aren't you tired?

Gen: I not tired. Why do I have to go to bed? It's not my bed time.

Blue Mary put together the same kind of drink that made Akuma sleepy. She mixed it in with some tea and handed it to Gen. Gen drank it and fell down sleepily onto the couch.

Ryu: I'll give him my bed to sleep in tonight.

Chun li: Oh Ryu, your so sweet and thoughtful.

Chun li kissed him on the cheek.

Vega picked Gen up and put him on top of Ryu's bed. Everyone else decided to turn in too and go to sleep. Ryu slept on the couch and everyone else slept in their own bed.

*****Morning******
Everyone got out of bed and dressed. Gen walked to the kitchen and made himself some tea.

Chun li: How are you doing this morning Gen?

Gen: Ooooo. I okay. I have a headache though.

Dan: You were mad drunk last night.

Gen: Oh my, that not good. Yun, Yang, don't drink and drive. Don't even drink cause you underaged. If you are watching this.......get back to work!!!

There was a knock on the door and Akuma answered the door. Sakura stood there on the door mat.

Akuma: What do you want little girl?

Sakura: Is Ryu here?

Akuma: Yeah, he's here.

Sakura: Cool!

Sakura walked inside the house. The door bell rang and Akuma was near the door so he answered the door again.

Ken: Hey, Akuma.

Akuma grumbles and opens the door to let Ken's family and Sean inside.

Cammy: Awww. Isn't Mel adorable.

Blue Mary: Yeah.

Sean chewed on some bubble gum and started blowing bubbles with it.

Dan: Hey Sean! I bet I can beat you in a bubble gum blowing contest. Whoever blows the biggest bubble wins.

Sean: You're on!!

Sean threw Dan a piece of gum. Dan caught it, popped it in his mouth, and started chewing it. Sean and Dan were blowing small bubbles just to warm up.

Vega: What a stupid contest.

Gen: In my day we were happy blowin' bubbles with our spit!!

Eliza: It's nice to see you all.

Akuma grumbles.

Akuma: I wish I could say the same.

Blue Mary rammed her elbow into his gut.

Akuma: Oof!! Grrr!!!

Ken: Man, Ryu this place looks great.

Ryu: Yeah. So what have you been up to?

Ken: I'm just taking some time off. You know a big star like me needs some space every once in a while.

Mel: Hello, Mr. Hoshi.

Ryu: Man, I feel old.

Ken: heh, heh. Me too. Uncle Ryu and I are great friends Mel. There was this time where I dyed his gi red..

Ryu: Don't even remind me.

Mel: Can I have a glass of water?

Cammy: Of course you can.

Cammy went into the kitchen, got Mel a glass of water and handed it to him.

Mel: Thank you.

Cammy: Oh, what nice manners.

Akuma slowly sat down on the couch.

Akuma: His cuteness is making me weak.

Mel: Daddy, why doesn't Donald Duck where pants?

Ken: Uh.....I don't know.

Vega: What's wrong Akuma?

Akuma: That was so d@mn cute. It's makin' me weak I tell you!!!

Sean and Dan were blowing big bubbles. They waved Vega over to judge which bubble was bigger.

Vega: Hm...I'd have to say Sean's bubble is bigger.

They pop the bubbles and put the gum back in their mouths.

Dan: Darn it!!

Mel: Can we go to the arcade?

Ken: Sure.

Dan: I wanna go tooooo!!

Sakura: Me too!!

Sean: Count me in.

Ryu: What the heck, count me in too.

Chun li: Me three.

Ken: Anyone else.

Eliza: Nope. I think that's it. Me and the girls are going off to the mall.

Cammy+Blue Mary: Yeah!!

Everyone that was going to the arcade got into two cars. Ken, Mel, Ryu, and Chun li get into one car while Dan, Sean, and Sakura get into the other car. They drive off to the arcade.

Dan: Your gonna get your @$$ wupped Sean. At any video game I'll take you down!

Sean: Ha, that's funny. Your goin' down Dan!!

Sakura: Oh Ryu looked so cute today.

Dan: Yeah right Sean!!

They soon get to the arcade and go through the entrance. Sakura went over to the Claw and looked inside and something caught her eye.

Sakura: A pikachu plush doll.

Sean: Pikachu's hyped up.

Sakura: Pikachu's cute and I'm gonna get catch that pikachu if it's the last thing I do.

She put some money in the machine and moved the claw around to get Pikachu.

Sakura: $%? I missed!!! Grrr!!

She put some more money back in and tried at it again.

Meanwhile back at the house.....

Gen is watching an exercise program on t.v.

t.v.: And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8!! Now hit and hit and hit!! Now stretch it out!! Now kick 1,2,3!! Kick 1,2,3!! Kick 1,2,3!!

Gen was trying to imatate the girl on t.v.

t.v.: Now shake it out!! Now jog in place!! Woo hoo!! Feel the BURN!!

Akuma: What the %#@&?!!!

Vega: Don't look at me.

Gen: I lookin' good baby!! Woo I feel the burn!!

Vega: Ya know Akuma, we've gotta get out of the house.

Akuma nods.

Akuma: There is no way in hell I'm stayin with Gen's oh Mickey your so fine @$$.