Real World Part 7
By Andrea

Akuma: Get your butts back here!!! You shall feel the excruciating pain of my RAGING DEMON!!!

Cammy and Blue Mary run up the stairs to their room and lock the door.

Akuma: Cowards!!

Ryu and Chun li follow them upstairs.

Ryu: Calm down Akuma.

Akuma: I'll blast open the door!!

Chun li: No, don't do that!

Akuma: And why the hell not?

Chun li: Because there is a no killing rule on the show.

Akuma frowns and looks toward the door.

Akuma: You will pay for this. You will PAY!!!

Akuma walks away to take off all of the make up,take off the dress, and unbraid his hair.

Chun li knocks on the door.

Chun li: Are you guys crazy? That's was was one of the stupidist things a person could do.

Blue Mary opens the door.

Blue Mary: But it was pretty funny wasn't it?

Cammy: yeah, did you see his face? He was bloody horrified.

The phone rings.

Ryu: I'll get it.

Ryu walks over to the phone and picks it up

**PHONE CONVERSATION**
Ryu: Hello.

Ken: Hey, it's Ken.

Ryu: Ken!! Man, I haven't talked to you in a while. How have you been doing?

Ken: Pretty good. How 'bout you?

Ryu: Good. So, you coming for a visit?

Ken: Yeah, I'll be there tommorrow afternoon.

Ryu: Okay.

Ken: And I'm bringing my wife and kid too.

Ryu: All right. I look forward to seeing you guys.

Ken: Yeah, yeah. Don't get all mushy on me. I can still kick your @$$.

Ryu: HA! Very funny Ken. I don't think so.

Ken: I'll wipe the floor with ya.

Ryu: In your dreams.

Ken: hmph. Well I'll see you tomorrow buddy. Your the second best fighter in the world.

Ryu: And let me guess who's number one. Hm....could it be....you?!!

Ken: How'd you guess? Hey Ryu, I saw you and Chun li's big kiss on t.v. Way ta go man!!

Ryu: uh...um...

Ken: I knew ya had it in ya!!

Ryu: Yeah...well I...

Ken: You the MAN!!

Ryu: Ken?

Ken: Yeah?

Ryu: Shut up!

Ken: Heh, okay. I'll see ya tomorrow Ryu. Bye.

Ryu: Bye.

Ryu hangs up the phone and joins Chun li, Cammy, and Blue Mary in the hall.

Ryu: Ken's coming tomorrow.

Chun li: Great, I was looking forward to seeing him.

Cammy: I want to see his cute adorable son.

Blue Mary: Aww. Me too!!

Meanwhile at the club......
Gen, Dan, and Vega are still up in the D.J. booth with Duck King.

Gen: I want get my jiggy on!!

Vega: Pardon me?

Dan: I think he wants to dance.

Gen: I up in the crib. That's how you say it right?

Duck: Uh..yeah.

Gen: See I pick up the new lingo from Yun and Yang.

Dan: Yo Duck, I wanna do some kareoke.

Gen: Put on CELINE DION!!

Vega: Don't put Celine Dion, Duck. Spare us the torture.

Duck: What song you wanna do Dan?

Dan: Hm...

The song Gimme Some Mo' by Busta Rhymes played in the background.
Dan: How about Eminem's song my name is....

Duck: Aight.

Vega: Hm, this is gonna be a laugh.

Vega, Dan, and Gen exit the D.J. booth. ***Over P.A.****
Duck King: My man Dan in the pink gi over there want's ta do some kareoke. So he's gonna freestyle it ta Eminem's my name is....! Everyone make some noise up in here!!!

The crowd screams.

Dan walked up on the stage and the song began to play.

Dan: Hi my name is, what? My name is... Who? My name is...Dan Hibiki!! Hi kids do you like Primus? Do ya want ta see me flip over my eyelids? Wanna copy me an' do like I did? Instead of kickin' your enemy ya kick yourself in da head. My brains that way trying ta get my head straight, been scopin' out da ladies, hey I'm single and I'm looking for a date. All my menz in here wit' pink on put your hands up!! Put your hands up!!

No man in the crowd of people put there hands up.

Dan: %@#*, guess it's just me. If your up in here your a lady and your single say Dan's the man!!!

None of the ladies said anything.

Dan: Hey!! I know most of you are single out there!!!

Gen: Get you butt off stage Dan!!!

Dan: Fine!!

Sean walked into Dan's sight.

Sean: Hey, You need some help up there?

Dan: ...Yeah.

A person ran up to Sean and gave him a microphone.

Duck King: Make some noise for Sean!!

The crowd screamed again.

Sean: Extra Terrestrials runnin' ovah pedestrians peeps be screamin'

Sean points the mic at the audience.

Audience: Let's just be Friends.

Dan: 99% of my life I was beat up by Ryu. Just found how much I was beat up by Ken too.

Sean: I always told 'em I was gonna be a famous rapper.

Gen: This is noise. This not music. PLAY SOME CELINE DION!!!

Vega: No way will Duck play that $%!@!!!

Sean and Dan finished up the song and the crowd was going wild.

Dan: Thanks for the help Sean.

Sean: No prob.

Vega ran to the D.J. booth.

Vega: Hey, Duck play Jamiroquai's song alright!!

Duck King: Okay.

Vega: Dedication to all the ladies in the house.

Duck King nods and Vega runs out with a microphone on stage.

Duck King: Vega's sending this song out to all the ladies up in here. Give him some love everyone!!

The audience screamed again. The song started to play.

Vega: You, give me light. So tonight take me there.

Vega worked the mic like a pro.

Dan: Vega, you suck!!! BOOOOO!!! hisssss!! BOOOOOO!!! Get off stage!!!!

Vega just continued singing.

Vega: I want your love, I need your touch for the rest, of our time together baby. Come fly with me eternally you and me, we were meant to be. Yeah hey!! Alright! We'll spend the night together, wake up and live forever!! Yeah hey!!Alright! We'll spend the night together, wake up and live forever!!

Vega went into the second verse of the song then during the instrumental break he started showing off his dance moves.

Dan: Grrr..

Then Vega sang the rest of the song. He then stepped off stage and a bunch of girls surrounded him.

Dan: Grrr...Vega gets all the girls.

Gen: It my turn now!!!

Dan: huh?

Gen: You'll see.

Dan: uh oh.

Gen ran to the D.J. booth and Dan followed him. Gen walked over to Duck King and wispered a the song he wanted to sing in his ear.

Duck King: What!!?

Dan: Is it Celine Dion

Duck King shook his head.

Dan: Then what is it?

Duck King: You don't wanna know.

Gen: Better look in oldie but goodie collection.

Duck King came across it and tentatively put the song on and Gen ran out of the booth. He then stepped on stage.

Gen: Oh Mickey, you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind, Hey Mickey!! ::makes clapping sounds:: Hey Mickey!! ::makes more clapping sounds::

Vega: Ack!!

Vega plugs his ears.

Dan: Ahhhhhhhh!!!

Sean: What the ....

Sean runs up to the D.J. booth and sees Dan and Duck.

Sean: The crowd isn't too happy.

The crowd started booing.

Gen: Oh boo youself you bunch of punks!! You want to take Gen on?!! Bring it on!!! I take all of you on at same time!! I wipe the floor with you youngins!!!

Sean+Dan: Change the song NOW!!!

Duck King nods and puts on Limp Bizkits song Faith. The crowd forgets about Gen and continues dancing.

Gen: That what I thought!! You know I kick you @$$!! You know I tough!! I can kick all you @$$es!!

A bouncer comes and carries Gen off stage.

Gen: Put me down!! AIEEEEE!!! I kick you @$$!! You want @$$ kicking? If not you best put me down!!!!