Real World Part 6
By Andrea

Ryu waits in a tuxedo in the living room of the house for Chun li to finish getting ready.

Dan: How 'bout we go clubbin' tonight?

Vega: I'm up for it.

Akuma: I'll just stay here and meditate.

Dan: Suit yourself.

Chun li comes down the stairs in a red long dress with a slit on the side.

Chun li: What do you think Ryu?

Ryu: Uh...um...you look great.

Chun li smiles pleasently back at him.

Ryu: Well, shall we?

Chun li and Ryu hook arms and leave for the restaurant.

Blue Mary: How 'bout we make it a girls night Cammy. Me an' you just hangin' out here, talkin 'bout guys and eatin' icecream.

Cammy: Great idea. But what about Akuma? He'll still be here.

Blue Mary: Who cares. He'll be meditating anyway.

The door bell rings and Vega answers it.

Gen: Hey, where is Chun li?

Vega: She's out with Ryu.

Gen: He no good!! In fact you no good either!!! I wipe the floor with both you youngins!!

Vega: Sure you would.

Gen lets himself in the house. Then sits down on the couch.

Gen: What you doing tonight girly boy?

Vega starts to get angry.

Vega: Listen old man, Dan and I are goin' clubbin'!!!

Gen: Why, in my day we didn't go clubbin. We were happy skippin' dang fangled rocks on the waters, train day and night, and look up at stars to spot milky way!!!

Dan: Uh...

Gen: What is this clubbin' you talk about? What is it? What does this clubbin' mean?

Vega: It means going to clubs.

Dan: An' having fun and getting drunk off your @$$!!!

Gen: I want go to club!! Take me with you to club!!

Vega: Hell no!!

Blue Mary: C'mon you guys. Take him and show him a good time at the club.

Vega: There's no way in hell I take this hombre viejo. (old man)

Dan: It'll cramp our style.

Gen: I can't cramp you style. You styles already cramped you pink teletubbie!!!

Dan: Wha, wha, what?!! Why you....

Cammy holds Dan back.

Cammy: Calm down.

Gen walks over to Akuma.

Gen: I could sense evil demon spawn up in here.

Akuma: Go away. I have no time to listen to your pathetic foolish talk, Gen.

Gen: Look like you stick you head in Kool-Aid!!

Akuma: I'll crush you with my raging demon!!! I will destroy you!!

Gen: Why this camera here?

Cammy: We're on t.v.

Gen: Ohmygawd I on t.v.!! Hi Yun and hello Yang. If you watching this get back to work!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Vega: Your supposed to act as if the camera isn't there.

Gen: ........

Vega: Let's get goin' Dan.

Cammy: Please take Gen. Pretty please Vega.

Blue Mary and Cammy give him little sad puppy eyed looks.

Dan: Their....cuteness......making.....me........weak.

Vega: Fine. But you two owe us big time. C'mon Gen.

Gen: Yessss!!! I going clubbin'!!

Meanwhile at the restaurant.........
Chun li: This is really nice Ryu.

Ryu: uh...thanks.

They had just finished eating.

Chun li: Man, I could sure go for a walk now.

Ryu: Me too.

They both get up and exit the restaurant.

Meanwhile back at the house.........
Blue Mary and Cammy were painting their nails.

Blue Mary: I've got a plan. I'll explain it to you.

Blue Mary wispered the plan into Cammy's ear.

Cammy: That's horribly wicked. Count me in.

Akuma was training hard and happened to be getting really thirsty so he headed for the kitchen for some water.

Blue Mary: I left a cup of water with something in it that will knock him right out.

Cammy: Ah, instant nap time.

Akuma drank the water, then yawned.

Akuma: Man, I'm tired. I....(yawn)....

He walks over to the couch and lays down.

Akuma: Zzzzzzz....

Akuma started to snore really loudly.

Cammy: %@#& he snores as loud as a bloody truck horn.

Cammy and Blue Mary got their make up kits out and started working on Akuma.

Meanwhile........
Dan, Vega, and Gen enter the club. Loud music was playing in the background. Gen covered his ears.

Gen: In my day we had some real music. Not this junk.

Duck King was up in the D.J. booth. Dan walked up there.

Dan: Yo Duck, wassup?

Gen followed Dan up into the booth.

Gen: Can you play Celene Dion's my heart will go on. I love that song. It's so nice.

Dan: It's crap. Duck, play my dance mix. It's the best cause it has.....well me of course.

Duck King: I'll see what I can do.

Gen: Why you name Duck? You not look like a duck. What up with you hair? You need get hair cut!!! Play Celene Dion!!! Play My heart will go on, or I might get cranky!!!

Meanwhile Ryu and Chun li just arrived in the driveway next to the house.
Chun li: I had a great time.

Ryu: I'm glad.

Chun li wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him full on the lips. He also put his hands around her and returned the kiss. Inside the house they could here a shreik. Chun li and Ryu pulled away from eachother.

Chun li: What was that?

Ryu: I don't know. Let's go and check it out.

Ryu and Chun li headed inside the house. Akuma stood looking at himself infront of a mirror.

Akuma:HOLY $^#%^$&%$&$^$^$$^$^^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$$^ $@$@$^#^%#%^#%^#%^#%^#%#%#%##%^#%#%#%#%^$^%$%^#%^#%^#%#% #%^#%#$%$&%$^$^$^%$#^$%#$%^#%^#%^#^%#^^ER!!!!!

Ryu and Chun li gaped at the sight of Akuma. He was in a red dress, had braids in his hair, and make up on his face.

Chun li: You look like Raggedy Anne Akuma.

Akuma:GRRRRR!!!!!

Everyone tried to keep from laughing. Akuma started to chase Cammy and Blue Mary around the house.

Akuma: This is an outrage!!! I'll destroy you with my raging demon!!! I'll kill you!! I'll show you!!! I'm no %?in' doll!!! S#########!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T!!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!