Everyone went with their teams to the battle field.

Man: All o' ya should scatter apart in your teams and you can discuss some stratagies. When I yell go then all of you should be ready ta battle.

Everyone nodded their heads and went off with their teams in different dirrections.

Akuma: Here's the plan. If you see a color other than blue then paint ball their @$$. I can hide in one of the bushes then jump the #&%& out and scare the living $#!& outta someone!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Chun li: Um...okay.

Meanwhile.......

Dan: I know what we can do. We can disguise our voices to sound like one of our enemies then BAM!!! They would get hit by black paint.

Joe: That plan sux. Besides we suck at imatating voices.

Dan: oh, that's right. Meanwhile..........

Guile: If Ryu comes at you what do you do Sakura?

Sakura: Shoot him with my paint ball gun.

Guile: Good!!! You shoot his @$$ and make him squeal!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hinata: Calm down Guile.

Meanwhile...........

Mai: Andy.

Andy: Mai.

Blue Mary: Don't start that crap again. We have a game to win!!!!

Meanwhile..........

Billy: We're gonna kick da bloody 'ell outta 'em mates!!!

Terry: Let's keep ourselves level headed and separate so it won't be so easy for them to track us.

Cammy: Good idea.

Man: GO!!!

Akuma jumped behind a bush. Andy and Mai were walking together past that certain bush.

Akuma: HA!!

Akuma shot blue paint on both of their uniforms.

Akuma: 2 suckers from the yellow team down.

Mai: That's not nice. Those paintball thingys hurt.

Akuma: Like a %#&%in' give a care.

Mai and Andy left the field holding hands.

Akuma: I must make my way to another bush now.

Akuma ran in search of another bush to hide behind.

Hinata was walking cautiously around. Vega jumped out of a tree and shot her.

Vega: Score one for the black team.

Hinata: Darn!!!

She stomped her foot then left the field. From a safe distace Guile had witnessed the whole thing.

Guile: God, God #@%%&$!!!!!

Vega had Blue Mary in his sight. He looked down at her from the brach of the tree where he was perched. Vega jumped down from the tree and Mary turned around but it was too late. Vega had already shot her.

Blue Mary: %@#& you!!!!

Vega: Score 2 for Vega!!!HAHA!!!

The yellow team was now all out of the game. Only green, red, black, and blue remained.

Vega: This ambushing people from trees idea rocks.

Akuma remained hiding behind and bush and saw the whole attack. Chun li then walked by the bush Akuma was in.

Akuma: Pst!!!

Chun li: A bush is talking to me.

Akuma: no. It's me Akuma. Vega's been ambushing people out of trees so watch out.

Chun li: Thanks for the tip.

Sakura spotted Ryu walking near her hiding place which was behind a giant tree in length and in width.

Sakura: Ah, he's so handsome. I can just imagine him and me holding eachother close and sharing a passionate kiss in the moon light.

Chun li jumped behind the tree and shot Sakura.

Sakura: Ow, %@##&%!!!!!

Guile saw the whole thing unfold from behind a tree.

Guile: God, God %@##&%!!!!!

Sakura walked off the field grumbling.

Ryu: I heard Guile's voice.

Chun li: huh?

Guile: Oh $#!%. I'm in deep $#!% if he finds me. Discipline, Justice, Commitment. Calm down Guile you can take that punk anyway. I'm the last person for the green team standing.

Chun li and Ryu were getting near to his hiding place so he decided to run for it. Chun li saw Guile take off and ran after him. Guile kept dodging the paint that she was shooting out.

Chun li: Back me up here Ryu!!!

Ryu ran after them then once he got close enough to Guile let the paint out of his gun. Guile's hair was full of blue paint.

Guile: God, God #@%%!&!!!!!! Wait, technically Ryu didn't hit me. He hit my hair. I'm still in the game.

Chun li: Don't even try it Guile!!! Ryu got you out fair and square. You got hit, the hair is on your head, and you are out!!!

Guile: Am not!!

Chun li: Are too!!!

Guile: Am not!!!

Chun li: Are too infinity!!!

Guile: Am not infinity and the whole universe and all that crap!!!

Chun li: You can't do that brush head!!!

Guile: Yes I can!!!

Ryu: Hey!! Why don't we all go to that guy who explained the rules to us and ask him what he thinks.

Chun li: Good idea.

Guile: Hey!! Why don't we go to that guy who explained the rules to us and ask him what he thinks.

Chun li: Ryu just said that Guile.

Guile: Well he got the idea from me.

Chun li: No he didn't.

Guile: Yes he did.

Chun li: No he didn't!!!

Ryu sighed to himself.

Ryu: Lets get going okay.

Chun li+Guile: all right.

They move off the battle field to search for that guy who explained to rules.

Meanwhile.......

Akuma had just shot Dan and Joe.

Akuma: Mwahaha!!!

Dan and Joe walked off the battle field.

Akuma: I am the greatest paintball player (big dramatic pause) of all tiiiiiiime!!!! Moohoohaha!!!

Akuma ran off to another hiding place.

Meanwhile........

Guile: I found that guy.

Man: What's seems to be the problem? And what happened to your hair?

Guile: It's all his fault.

Guile pointed at Ryu.

Guile: He shot me in the hair and now my hair is blue!!! God, god %@&&!#!!!!! And my hair is ruined!!!!Gahhhhhh!!!!

Man: Lets calm down okay. Now what's the problem beside your hair bein' blue?

Chun li: Ryu hit Guile with the paint so Guile should be out of the game.

Guile: No I shouldn't!!

Chun li: Yes you should!!

Man: Hm...I say that you should be out Guile.

Guile: Fine, be that way. Take her side. I thought guys were supposed to stick together but no, you have to take the woman's side. You take Li's side and not mine!!!! You suck!!!!!

Guile stomped away.

Chun li: C'mon Ryu, lets get back into the game.

Ryu nods and they headed back to the battle field. The remaining teams on the field were red , black, and blue. Vega spotted Billy walking and looking around for enemies. Vega smiled and jumped out of the tree.

Billy: Bloody 'ell!!!

Billy jumped out of the way. Both Vega and Billy had their guns out and were aiming at eachother.

Vega: Your goin down Billy.

Billy: I wouldn' bet on that you bloody yoddelin' ballet ninja.

Vega: Take that back.

Billy: Oh, bloody 'ell Mai doesn't 'ave any clothes on!!!

Vega: Where?!!!

Billy shot Vega in the back.

Vega: %@##!&!!!!!

Billy: Haha!!! I tricked you, you bloody pom!!!!

Vega: @$$ hole!!!!

Billy: $#!& head!!!

Vega: Argh!!!

Vega walked of the field. Only the blue team and the red team remained. Ryu and Chun li walked by another bush which Akuma was hidding behind.

Akuma: Pst!!!

Chun li: Akuma?

Akuma: yeah, it's me. I have a plan. You two should hide somewhere in the same area that I'm hiding so when the last team comes through here we'll get 'em!!! Fwahahahahaha!!!

Chun li hid up in a tree across from where Akuma was hiding and Ryu hid behind a tree that was on the same side as Akuma.

Billy and Cammy entered the area of the blue team. Akuma jumped out from behind the bush and shot Billy.

Billy: $#!&!!!!

Cammy started running and shot at Akuma. Akuma was hit in the shoulder.

Akuma:$#%$^%*%&%&*%^$^$^%$^$^^$%$%#%#%##%#%#%&$&$^$^!!!!

Terry entered the area right after Akuma was hit.

Cammy: Terry watch out!!!

Chun li jumped down from the tree and shot at Cammy but missed. Ryu came from behind the tree and started shooting at Terry but he kept dodging the paintballs.

Chun li: Ryu, lets double team!!

Chun li shot at Cammy again and hit her in the back. Terry aimed at Ryu and shot him in the arm.

Terry: Just you an' me left Chun li.

Chun li: yeah.

Terry shot at Chun li and she rolled ou of the way. Chun li shot at Terry an he jumped out of the way. Chun li shot at Terry again and hit him on his leg.

Terry: good game eh?

Chun li: yeah.

Man: Game over. Chun li is the winner and that means the blue team wins.

Everyone changed into the clothes they had on before they changed then went home.

Chun li: Ryu and I are going out to dinner soon so we'll see you guys later.

Mai: I'll cook for everyone else.

Joe, Terry, Blue Mary, and Andy groned.

Dan: What's so bad about her cooking Joe?

Joe: Nothing, if you like poison.