Real World Part 4
By Andrea

The next day Terry arrived at the house with his brother Andy and his friends Mai and Joe.

Blue Mary: Hey guys. Oh, let me introduce you guys to my roomates. Everyone this is Terry's brother Andy. Over there is Joe and the ninja girl is Mai.

Dan: She has some serious need for some clothes.

Akuma: Indeed she does.

Mai: Hi everyone!!!

Akuma: Aren't you incredibly peppy and annoying today.

Joe: She's that way everyday.

Akuma: Oh.

Vega: She's not wearin' any bra. She's so hot.

Andy: What did you say?!!!

Vega: I said my sister's name is Dot.

Dan: But you don't have a.....

Vega elbows Dan in the stomach.

Dan: Oooof!!

Vega: You wanna make her boyfriend all pissed off at me?

Dan: That depends.

Vega mumbles something in spanish which Dan would clearly not be able to understand.

Akuma: Well Mai, it seems that you had neglected to fully clothe yourself this morning.

Dan starts laughing hysterically.

Dan: Ah, good one Akuma!!!

Mai: Hey!! This is the way I dress okay. This is my fighting getup.

Andy: Are you trying to offend my Mai?

Akuma: It looks that way doesn't it?

Andy: yes, and your attitude isn't appreciated. That's my girlfriend your talking about.

Akuma: Too bad. What are you gonna do about it? Hit me with a purse?

Andy: Die!!!!

Dan was now rolling on the floor in tears because he was laughing so hard.

Terry: C'mon bro, calm down.

Andy tries to calm down and Akuma just stood there smiling. Dan was still laughing then pointed to Mai.

Dan: Chicken neck you should wear a sweater!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Andy: Are you callin my girlfriend a chicken neck?

Dan: Yes. HAHAHAHAH!!!!

Andy: I'll kill you!!!

Mai: Andy no!!! He's just really immature.

Andy: yeah.....your right.

Dan got up off the floor and calmed himself down.

Billy knocked on the door to the house.

Cammy: I'll get it.

She opened up the door and invited Billy inside.

Andy: Billy? Billy Kane!!!! DIEEEE!!!!!

Andy lunged toward Billy.

Billy: Get de ell' offa me ya bloody pom!!!

Andy: Argh!!!

Billy: Ev'ry bloody time I come ere ta see me girl I gotta get attcked by one o' you Bogard bros.!!! What the friggin' bloody ell' are ya tryin ta do ta me? I try ta go on a %&%#in' vacation ta get meself away from Howard de Duck an' I get you two on me bloody @$$!!!!

Dan: Howard the Duck?

Billy: Geese Howard, He's my boss.

Dan: Oh.

Andy:......

Terry:.......

Mai: I think you two should act mature and say you are sorry to Billy.

Andy: No way.

Just then, Guile walks in the door. He hears a lot of arguing going on.

Guile: Everyone just shut up okay!!!! Act like the adults you are!!! Now what seems to be the problem?

Mai: The Bogard brothers owe an appology to Billy.

Guile: Well apologize you two.

Everyone was silent.

Guile: I'm waiting.........Do you two need a time out? I can set ya both in the corner of the room ta look at the wall and think about you've done.

Terry: sorry Billy.

Guile: That's better. Andy?

Andy: sorry okay.

Guile: That's better.

Cammy: You didn' need to talk to them like kids Guile. They're grown men.

Guile: Oh. Anyway I was thinking that all of us can go to this place I know where we can play paint ball against eachother.

Terry: Sounds cool. Count me in.

Everyone else standing in the house agree that they would go to play paint ball. Guile gets into his restored to look like new Mustang and Chunli, Ryu,Dan, and Akuma also get into his car. Sakura and her friend Hinata also came along on the trip. 2 cars filled with everyone else followed Guile's Mustang to the paint ball battlefield. They all steped out of one of the three cars and a man greeted them at the entrance.

Man: Hello, and welcome to Paintball Challenge. Now let me splain the rules ta ya. First ya gotta get yerselves inta teams of 3. Each team will choose a different color uniform.

Vega: I bet your uniform's gonna be pink, Dan.

Dan: Haha. Very funny.

Man: Then after that ya grab yer paint ball guns that have the matchin' paint with yer uniforms. Then ya get yerselves on the battle field. Once you get hit with that blast of paint yer outta da game. The last person or team left standin' without any paint on em' wins. Your targets are the people wearin' any other color uniform than your team's uniform. Got it?

Everyone nods their head.

Man: There's a few other things I gotta tell ya. NO DOIN' ANY OF THOSE ALL U CANS!!!

Ryu: You mean Hadokens right?

Man: Whatever. AN' NO SHOW A RYU CAN!!!!

Dan: That's Sho-ryu-ken no show a ryu can!!!

Man: AN' NO KICK A KEN!!!!

Chun li: That's Kikoken.

Man: NO SONIC BOOT!!!!

Guile: That's Sonic Boom not boot.

Man: NO GO ALL YOU CAN!!!

Akuma: That's Go-hadoken you simple minded imbecile!!!!

Terry: We get the point okay.

Man: All right. Suit up an' move out folks.

Ryu, Chun li, and Akuma teamed up. The other teams were Vega, Dan, and Joe, Billy, Cammy, and Terry, Guile, Hinata, and Sakura and the last team was Blue Mary, Mai, and Andy.

Dan: Now Mai will be able to wear clothing that actually covers the body. Besides it's cold out here.

Vega: yeah. But I liked her skimpy ninja outfit it was so sexy.

Andy: What did you say?!!!!!

Vega: Um....Finger painting is really messy.

Andy: Oh.

Ryu, Chun li , and Akuma chose blue as their uniform color. Vega, Dan, and Joe chose black as their color. Billy, Cammy, and Terry chose red, Guile, Hinata and Sakura chose green, and Blue Mary, Mai, and Andy chose yellow. Well actually Andy sorta got stuck with the color yellow.

Dan: Haha!! Andy looks like a bright yellow sun flower!!!

Andy: Well you look like a friggin' goth!!!

Dan: No I don't!!!

Mai gives Andy a big hug.

Mai: I love you Andy.

Andy: I love you Mai.

Mai: Andy.

Andy: Mai.

Mai: Andy.

Dan: SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Joe: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mai: Shut up Joe!!!

Vega: I wish I could get Mai to dump that loser Andy and go out with me.

Andy: Wha, Wha, Wha?!!!! What did you say Vega?!!!!

Vega: Um..... I said that I wish I could go get some pie and uh.......jump for candy.......uh.......and.......and......dye Ryu's gi!!!

Andy: oh.

Ryu: What is this talk about dying my gi?

Vega: Don't worry about I've been telling lies to Andy for the last couple of hours.

Ryu: um...okay.

Dan: Didn't Ken dye your uniform red one time so you could look like him.

Ryu: Yeah, I was pissed off at him the whole day.

Dan: I remember, You were like "Ken, you idiot I'm gonna kill you!!!"

Akuma: We will soon see who is the best at shooting these paint balls. I, the almighty Akuma shall rule the battle field and everyone will stand before me with gobs of blue paint oozing on their suit. HAHAHAHAHAHA....BWAHAHAHAHAH....MWAHAHAHAHAHAH....KYAHAHAHAHAHAH...FWAHAHAHAHAH.. MOOHOOHAHA!!!