The next morning happened to be Valentine's Day. Akuma's alarm clock went off at 5:00 am. Akuma promptly hopped out of bed.

Dan: Just 5 more minutes mommy, I don' wanna go ta school.

Akuma: I am not your mother you simpleton!!! I am the all mighty Akuma!!!

Dan pulled the covers on his bed over his head.

Akuma: You bum.

Akuma walked out of the bed room to go fix himself some breakfast. Everyone else woke up at least 3 hours later fron when Akuma woke up. Vega walks into the kitchen.

Akuma: Valentine's day sucks. All the stupid hearts and flowers and love. It makes me wanna hurl!!!!

Vega: Listen Akuma, your just sore cause you don't have a valentine.

Akuma: I don't need no stinkin' valentine!!! I don't wanna $%@&in' valentine!!! I don't give a $%#& about valentine's day and all that lovey dovey $&@%!!!!!

Vega: okay, chill out.

Everyone got dressed. Just then, the door bell rang. Blue Mary opened the door. Terry was at the door.

Blue Mary: Terry!!! Hiya handsome.

Terry: Hey Mary.

Blue Mary gave Terry a big kiss.

Akuma: You guys make me wanna hurl!!!

Terry handed her a teddy bear and a red rose.

Blue Mary: Your so sweet.

Ryu: Hey Terry.

Terry: Hi. Still have you white dogi eh?

Ryu: Still got your blue jeans and red jacket and your little hat huh?

Terry: Hm. Still have no social life Ryu?

Ryu: Still a hippie Terry? Why don't you get a hair cut?

The door bell rang again.

Dan: I'll get it.

Dan opened the door.

Billy: Hi. Is Cammy there?

Dan: yeah. Hold on a sec. Cammy!!! Billy's here ta see you!!!

Cammy walks to the door.

Billy: Hi love.

He hands her a balloon and some roses.

Cammy: oh, your so sweet.

She kissed him on his cheek.

Cammy: Come on in.

Billy walks in the house.

Terry: Billy Kane?!!! You Punk!!!

Cammy: I take it that you both know eachother?

Terry: yeah.

Billy: I didn' come er' ta fight wit' you Terry.

Akuma: All of you shut up!! Stop actin' like lil children and act like the adults you are!!!

Everyone went silent.

Dan: How bout' we go to an amusement park later?

Cammy: That's a good idea.

They all decide to walk to the amusement park that was not far from the house.

Chun li: Isn't Ryu sweet? He gave me a dozen red roses.

Dan: yeah, great. Who's up for going on that gigantic roller coaster over there?

Akuma: Hm. Nothing can defeat the mighty Akuma!!! I'll go on that stupid roller coaster.

Akuma, Cammy, Dan, and Billy got on the roller coaster. The roller coaster ride started.

Billy: Oh bloody $%#@!!!!

Akuma:@$@##^%*&^(&^*&^%$##@$@$#%^&$#$^$^$^$#@$^$##^#$$^%$%!!!!!

When the roller coaster stopped they got off.

Dan: Oooo. I'm so dizzy!!!

Dan, Vega, Billy, and Cammy then headed for the tea cups. Once the spinning on the ride ended Dan started to look sick.

Cammy: Um...Dan.

Billy: Bloody ell' he's about ta puke!!!

Vega: Nooooo!!!

Dan: HURK!!!!

Dan threw up in the tea cup.

Cammy: Eww.

Vega: My shoes!!! Gahhhhhh!!!!!

Cammy: Let's head home. We can come back here another day. Remind everyone to meet us at the Chinese restaurant at 8 all right Vega.

Vega: yeah, yeah.

Vega started mumbling profanity in spanish.

( 8:00 at the Chinese restaurant)

Everyone ate the meal that they ordered. Dan tried to eat with his chop sticks but it just wasn't working.

Dan: Argh!!! Oh, the hell with it!!! I'll just use a fork!!!

Akuma, Ryu, and Chun li were the only ones using chop sticks. Once their meal was done, fortune cookies were put on the table.

Dan: Hey, I have an idea. I saw this on t.v. Okay, first you open up the fortune cookie and then say the words 'in bed' after your fortune.

Vega opened his fortune cookie.

Vega: Next time it is sunny and 89 degrees you will find love in bed.

Dan: Woo, Vega.

Billy then opened his fortune cookie.

Billy: Don't worry about a thing in bed.

Ryu opened his fortune cookie.

Ryu: Today and tomorrow you will have very good luck in bed.

Dan: Hey Chun li, you and Ryu gonna...

Chun li: Shut up Dan.

Dan opened his fortune cookie.

Dan: Someday, you'll laugh and a drink will pour out your nostrils in bed.

Billy started laughing hysterically. Terry opened up his fortune cookie.

Terry: Change is good as long as you accept it with open arms in bed.

Cammy: Some of these aren't gonna make any kind of sense.

Dan: Time for you to open your cookie Cammy.

Cammy: Be kind to animals. They can bite in bed.

Chun li opened her fortune cookie.

Chun li: Thank God for people like you in bed. Dan, don't say a word.

Dan: oh fine.

Blue Mary: You will become a great baseball player in bed.

Akuma was the last to open up his cookie.

Akuma: You will find a pot of gold today in bed.

Dan: One can only hope that were true Akuma.