Real World Part 20
By Andrea

Everyone moved back into into the house. Professor Xavior had paid them well and they were glad to be home. Dan checked the answering machine. There were seven new messages. Dan pressed the play button.

'7th message:Hi, this is Terry. I just wanted to tell you hello Blue Mary and that I love you.'

Dan: I'm gonna hurl up my lunch.

'6th message: Hi this is Guile. I need to just say that I've heard that Bison is around. Remember Truth, Justice, Commitment. Peace out. That's how you say it right?'

'5th message: This is Joe. Terry really misses you Mary. I mean I took him to a bar and he got really drunk. He started rambling on about how he always has bad luck with blue haired women. Oh well. Nothing to worry about. Call him as soon as you get in.'

'4th message: Would you like to know how to beat the Y2K bug? Would you like to know how to save yourself from internal combustion when the world ends? Well give us a call. 1-900-Y2K-NOWAY!'

Dan: D%$# crap.

'3rd message: Is your hehe um...is your hehe refrigerator running? Yes? Well...you better go uhh...check. 'Cause it may not be working. Wait a minute. That's now how it goes. Er... D$%%..beep!'

'2nd message: Hey, this Gen. I will fight Bison today at 8. He will be very sorry. You know I make him sorry. Wish he never been born! Anyway, it will be at that dojo I went to earlier. Bye.'

'last message: Hello Real Worlers. Your task has been sucessfully completed. You all deserve a well deserved vacation. Pick your destination from anywhere in the world. We'll send you there. Decide by the day after next. Bye.'

Dan: Woah! This is gonna be great! Guys C'mere!

Everyone came into the kitchen where Dan was.

Dan: We get to decide where in the world we want to go for a vacation!

Blue Mary: Cool.

Dan: Oh, yeah. You got a message. Call Terry 'cause he misses you and all that mushy crap.

Blue Mary hit Dan upside the head.

Dan: Ow!

Dan rubbed his head.

Cammy: I'd like to take a trip to good 'ol London.

Dan: I for one would like to go to Hawaii.

Vega: Spain.

Ryu: Japan.

Akuma: Stop all of this squabbling children. We shall vote on this.

Vega: We're not niños (children)!

Akuma rolled his eyes.

Akuma: Now let's vote now on the places. You may start Vega.

Vega: I say we go to Spain. It has bull fighting and...

Cammy: That senseless violence?

Vega gasped.

Vega: You dare mock the Spanish culure? I was to be a grand matador!

Cammy: Well there is an up side to it. They were those men in sexy tight pants.

Dan: Us men here don't wanna see men in tight pants!

Ryu: I agree with Dan.

Dan: Maybe Vega would.

Vega: Are you implying that I man not a manly man? I have more manliness in my finger than you have in your entire body Dan. Mr. I wear pink bunny shoes and pink pajamas!

Dan: Quiet you!

Akuma: Both of you be quiet!

Ryu: I'd like to go back to Japan. I can do more training, visit Sakura, and visit some old spots that I liked to go.

Blue Mary: I'd like to go to Hawaii too.

Akuma: My vote is for Japan. Even though I hate to agree with Ryu because he is my mortal enemy.

Cammy: I'm still going with London.

Chun li: I've virtually fought almost everywhere but I'd like going to London.

Akuma: Okay, that's two votes for Japan, two for London, and two for Hawaii. So we all have to decide between those three. Think it over.

Vega: Okay, then. Let's all decide by tomorrow.

Everyone else nodded.

Dan: Bison better watch himself. I bet he's gonna get a butt kickin' by Gen.

That night they all went to the dojo. They spotted Gen and Bison in fighting stance.

Gen: Your going down Bison.

Bison: Try me old man! Your as old as dirt!

Gen: Dirt? I'll show you dirt!

Gen kicked Bison in the face.

Bison: My face!

Gen: Oh, quit your crying. When you look in the miror in the morning I bet it laugh at you! Hahahaha!

Dan: Ooo, nice dis.

Chun li: I think he's been around Yun and Yang a little too long.

Bison tried to stomp on Gen's head but he didn't land on Gen right and fell to the floor.

Gen: Pitiful. I get more challenge from 9 year olds than you!

Bison: Grr! I was just letting you win because I'm so strong and muscular.

Gen: Oooo. You think you Mr. tough guy? Well you are getting beat by man you say old as dirt!

Vega turned to Cammy.

Vega: Bison is really getting his @$$ kicked.

Cammy: I almost feel sorry for the bloke. Almost.

Gen then picked Bison up and threw him across the room.

Gen: Woo, you heavy!

Bison tried to do a roundhouse on Gen but he blocked it and Bison fell to the floor.

Gen: You no challenge! Train more and then come back to fight me.

Bison grumbled. He had to admit that with all the time he spent coming up with schemes didn't help his street fighting at all.

Ryu: Gen, your fighting technique was on point as usual.

Gen: Thank you.

Blue Mary: Yeah, that was the bomb how you threw Bison all the way across the room.

Gen: Bomb? I'm a bomb? Hm...I threw him across room like a bomb yes!

Blue Mary: No, I mean that was great.

Gen: Ah. So I was how you Americans say...'bout it, 'bout it all about it!

Gen moved his hands up in the air in a 'raise the roof' manner.

Dan: Yeah, your the man Gen.

Bison: What about me?!

Dan: Well, your just Bison.

Bison: I get no love I tell you!

Akuma: Of course you don't Bison. You are a pathetic weakling. You don't train and are always plotting schemes against us. You just don't learn. Your stupid schemes always fail.

Bison growled and walked out of the dojo limping.

Chun li: We should go back to the house and get some sleep.

Everyone else nodded.

*********Back at the house

Akuma lay down on his bed and went to sleep. He soon found himself in an area covered in green.

Akuma: Am I dreaming?

Akuma then spots a teletubbie.

Akuma: Ahhhh! It's a nightmare! What the *bleep* am I doing here? Wait I can't use profanity. Why can't I say *bleeeeeep*!

The baby sun god in the sky giggled.

Akuma: Stop your maniacal giggling you little *bleep*. That isn't a curse. Shut *beep* you sun!

A strange voice came out of no where.

Man: You are not allowed to curse in teletubbie land. Those words are naughty.

Akuma: Show yourself coward!

Man: No shall not come out of my ultra super secret hiding place.

Akuma: *bleep* you!

Man: You need a time out little Mr.! Now you stand in that corner over there and think. You think hard about what you've said.

Akuma: I refuse to stand in the corner like a mere child.

Man: You are a very naughty and rude man.

Akuma: I'll use my demon powers on you!

Akuma tries to but they won't work. The baby sun god giggles again.

Akuma: Stop that!

Man: There are no strange demonic powers allowed to be used in teletubbie land.

Akuma felt almost defeated.

Akuma: I can't do anything here.

Man: There are lots of things to do. You can play with the teletubbies, roll down hills, play games, count bunny rabbits,...

Akuma: Stop!

Akuma held his ears.

Akuma: I will not do any of those foolish things! I'll kill you!

Man: There is no violence here.

Akuma: *Bleeeeeep*! Why don't you show yourself?

Man: Because I do not want to. Sticks and stones my break my bones but words will never hurt me.

Akuma: I cannot live like this.

Tinky Winky came and showed the little television he had in his tummy.

Akuma: Oh no! The same thing over and over again.

Tinky Winky displayed a friendly series of commercials from gap to old navy commercials.

Akuma: Stop. Please! No more torture!

The sun kept giggling, the teletubbies kept showing commercials, and the man kept saying the rules of the land in an all too friendly voice. Akuma felt suffocated.

Akuma: Go away you infernal beings. Stop...No anything but that...

Akuma then heard a voice calling his name which was very familiar.

Vega: Akuma!

Akuma opened his eyes. He saw it was in fact morning.

Vega: Are you alright.

Akuma: Of course I am. It's just those #@$% teletubbies that won't be alright when I'm done with them!

Vega: Um...o..kay.

Akuma got up and got dressed. He then joined the others in the kitchen.

Akuma: Put your votes in this hat. Remember London, Japan, or Hawaii.

Everyone wrote their choices down and dropped them into the hat. Akuma looked them all over.

Akuma: Looks like we are going to Hawaii.

Dan: Yes!

He and Blue Mary high fived eachother. Ryu called up the studio and told them their choice.

Ryu: We'll be going on a plane there tomorrow. We have to be at the airport by 8.

Akuma: What will I do in Hawaii? I refuse to surf!

Chun li: That'd be a sight. Akuma surfing the waves.

Cammy: Don't worry Akuma. There'll be lots to do in Hawaii. It'll be fun.

Akuma: As long as I don't see anything that reminds me of those infernal teletubbies I'll be fine.