Guile: AHHHHH!!

Cammy: Chill out Guile.

Guile: My Mustang!!!! Argh!!! Bison'll pay for this.

Dan: Cash or credit? hahaha!!!

Guile: Shut up Dan!! This isn't funny!!

Guile got into his Mustang and slammed the door to the car.

Guile: I'm gonna need ta take it into the shop ta get it fixed!! Curse you Bisooooon!!!

Cammy: Guile, can ya give me and Chun li a lift to the gym?

Guile: Why not. I can drop you off on my way.

Cammy and Chun li grab their duffle bags then get into Guile's car. Cammy got into the front seat next to Guile while Chun li took the back seat. Guile backed out of the driveway then turned his car in the dirrection of the gym. Guile happened to be driving incredibly slow.

Chun li: What are you driving, 8mph?

Guile: Do you want my baby ta get in a car accident? You want my baby to have another dent in her? huh? I don't think so!!!

Chun li: I think that old lady walkin' over there is walking faster than you're drivin' Guile.

man: Get off the road buddy!!!!

The man blew his horn at Guile.

Guile: Oh, go blow your nose!!!!!

Cammy: C'mon Guile speed it up.

man: My grandma drives faster than you do!!!

Guile: Shut up you!!!!

man: Get outta the road!!

Guile: Shove it!!!

Chun li: Guile, the police are gonna give us a ticket for going too slow. You're holdin' people up.

Guile: fine.

Guile speeds up to the normal speed of that road. Then drops Chun li and Cammy off at the gym.

Cammy: Can ya pick us up in about 2 hours.

Guile: yeah ok.

Cammy: Thanx a lot Guile.

Cammy and Chun li enter the gym.

Meanwhile back at the house.......

Dan: Look Vega, I can speak Spanish. Yo quiero Taco Bell!!!

Vega shakes his head.

Vega: Estupido.(stupid)

Dan: hola Vega. I wanto to geto el drinko from el refrigerator. Vega whereo is Ryu?

Vega: Yo no se. (I don't know.)

Dan: What does that mean?

Vega: It means I don't know.

Dan: Oh.

Meanwhile......

Akuma waits in the back yard of the house for Ryu to show up. Ryu walks ou of the house and joins Akuma out in the backyard.

Akuma: Your late.

Akuma looks down at his watch.

Akuma: 15 seconds late to be exact. Next time I challenge you be on time!!!

Ryu: It's 3:00 like you said.

Akuma: 3:00 and 15 seconds does not cut it!! I hate late fighters. If I challenge you, you should be prompt and on the dot!!!

Ryu: I'll remember that.

Ryu and Akuma get into fighting stance.

Ryu: HADOKEN!!

Akuma dodges his fireball.

Akuma: Hmph!! That's all you got? Go-shoryuken!!!

Ryu blocked Akuma's uppercut.

Ryu: Tatsu-maki-senpu-kyaku!!!! Sinku-hadoken!!!!

Ryu blasted Akuma back. Akuma got right back up.

Sakura: Ryu!!!

Akuma: $%&#!!!!! Who let you in little girl? Don't you see that we're havin' a match here.

Sakura: I followed you here Ryu.

Akuma: Do you follow him every %#@&in' where he goes?

Sakura: Listen old man, I don't need that from you.

Akuma: We'll fight at another day and time when your little girlfriend isn't here.

Ryu: She's not my girlfriend.

Akuma: yeah. Whatever you say Ryu. Shouldn't you be in school? You playin hooky?

Sakura: Listen Akuma, I have the whole week off from school for your information and besides wanna travel just like Ryu.

Akuma shakes his head then leaves them.

Ryu: What are you doing here?

Sakura: Why is there a camera in our face?

Ryu: Ignore it.

Sakura: Um..okay. Anyway I came here to train with you. You can teach me stuff and I can also see San Franciso. I've never been here before.

Ryu: Where are you going to stay?

Sakura: I'm staying with my friend Hinata and her mom at a hotel. The same one Guile is stayin' at.

Ryu: okay.

Sakura: See ya tomorrow Ryu!!!

Ryu: fine.

Ryu went back inside the house.

Dan: Hey Ryu!! Want some el watero?

Vega: Will you shut up Dan?

Dan: no.

Vega: Argh!!!

Cammy and Chun li opened the door to the house.

Cammy: Hi guys.

Blue Mary: Hi. We'll all go pub hoppin' tonight.

Akuma: What is this pub hopping you speak of?

Blue Mary: We're going to this club I saw today when I was going for a walk.

Akuma: oh.

Ryu: I'm not much of a club goer.

Blue Mary: It'll be fun!! C'mon.

Ryu: oh okay.

Blue Mary: Here's the way the room arangements go. Me, Chun li, and Cammy are rooming together. Vega and Ryu are rooming together and Dan and Akuma are rooming together.

Akuma: Noooooo!!!! Argh!!! $@#!$#@%#^%#%%$&$^$^*&*^$^$^$^$^$^$$#$@$@#%^$#^$%^%!!!!

They get ready to go to the club aound 7:30. Everyone exept for Akuma change clothes. (Yes, even Ryu).

Blue Mary: Let's get going.

They all walked together towards the club. All the guys were wearing suits exept for Akuma who refused to change into anything. Akuma was just wearing his usual dogi. All the girls wore dresses.

Ryu: You look great Chun li.

Chun li: Thanks. You too.

Dan: This is the first time I've ever seen Ryu without his white dogi on.

Vega: I know.

They enter the club. The music was loud and there was a bar off to the right of them. Dan and Vega headed straight to the bar.

Akuma: I don't drink. But I'll have a coca-cola.

Vega handed the drink to Akuma.

Akuma: Thank you.

Dan: I'll have some rum.

Vega: suprise me.

The bartender starts making some drinks.

Billy Kane walks up to Cammy.

Billy: Wanna dance love?

Cammy: Why not.

Billy took her hand and lead her to the dance floor. Chun li, Blue Mary, and Ryu sit at a table.

Blue Mary: My boyfriends name is Terry, Terry Bogard.

Ryu: Did you say Terry Bogard?!! He's a good fighter but he's a hippie. So, how's the hippie doin'?

Blue Mary: good.

Ryu: That's good.

Chun li: yeah. Is he going to come visit you while your here?

Blue Mary: yeah. And he's not a hippie okay Ryu!!

Meanwhile at the bar.......... Akuma: Gimmie another coke man!!!

bartender: You've had enough.

Akuma grabs the bartender's by his shirt collar.

Akuma: I'll tell you when I've had enough!!!

bartender: Sheesh.

The bartender makes another coca-cola for Akuma. Dan and Vega are now really drunk.

Dan: Ith tho good to go out wit' your buds and ave some drinkth!!!

Vega: Akuma you need ta geth your ath drunk!!!

Akuma: no thank you.

Vega: Bison iz such an ath!!! I wanna kick ith ath!!!

Dan: hahaha!!!

Dan: I theek tha' Sagat iz a pirate!!!

Vega: He'z got thiz bird on hiz shoulder an' goes Arrrr!!!

Dan: Thiver me Timers mate!!!

Vega: Hahaha!! This ish great.

Dan: Ken besta whath out cause I am gonna kick hish ath next tournament.

A guy who is really drunk walks up to Vega.

drunk guy: U are a very prethy woman.

Vega: I'm a man #@@%#$^%^!!!!!! If I weren't tho drunk I'd kick hish ath!!!