Real World Part 19 (Halloween Edition)
By Andrea

(Note: Cyke=lil Cyclops Shower=lil Storm Icey=lil Iceman Maggie=lil Magneto Wolvie=lil Wolverine, Ororo=Storm, Logan=Wolverine, Remy=Gambit)

Note: Read each word of Bison's witch incantation is backwards.

Bison started to pace around in the new Shadowloo headquaters.

Bison: Since today is Halloween I have a superb plan!

Sagat: Oh no...

Bison: Yes! Since Duck King is having a Halloween party at his club we shall go inside in costume and pose as a band. With our music we shall hypnotise everyone and Ryu and Akuma will be puddy in our hands! Bwahahaha!

Balrog: A band? I can't play any instrument!

Bison: Neither can I! Hahahaha!

Sagat: What is so funny about that?

Bison shrugged and looked through a box of books that he had. He came across a witch craft book for dumbies. Sagat looked over the book.

Sagat: Hmph. What do I look like Sabrina the teenaged witch? I think this witch craft stuff is just a bunch of s#%&.

Bison: Shh! The spell says the anyone who sings along will be puddy in our hands.

Balrog: Well you know that Ryu and Akuma don't sing.

Bison: We can still get some of them. Hahahaha!

Balrog: We better call up Birdie to make sure we don't sound like complete @$$es.

Sagat nodded and phoned Birdie.

*phone conversation*

Birdie: 'ello?

Sagat: It's Sagat.

Birdie: Oh. What does the bloody wankah Bison want now?

Sagat: We just need you to come over. We're forming a band. No time to explain just get your @$$ over here!

Birdie: Fine! I bet someone put theah poirate eye patch on too toit today.

Sagat: What?!

Birdie: I said I'll be theah in 10 mins.

*end of conversation*

Sagat then hung up the phone. 10 minutes later Birdie arrived and sat down in a chair to watch their performance.

Balrog: This song sux!

Bison starts to rap while Sagat played a keyboard and Balrog played some drums.

Bison: Eeeeoooooiiiiii! I raew stnap! I lliw ekat revo eht dlrow! Od ruoy yzarc eibmoz ecnad! Give me money and cash! I got the funky funky flow!

Birdie: Wha the? First of all I didn't understand half of whot you said mate. Second of all you don't have the funky flow. And...and this won't work at all.

Bison: I am so down wit' da flow!

Sagat looks in the book 'how to become a band for dumbies'.

Sagat: This book clearly states that you are not down with the I quote 'funky flow' end quote.

Bison: Listen! I've been down with those wicked nursery rhymes my mama used ta tell me!

Birdie: Wot eva. I'll get you guys booked foh tonoit anyway. And please work on the act ok.

Sagat: Agreed.

Meanwhile at the mansion...
Remy and Blue Mary were going to take the kids trick or treating while everyone else got ready to go to Duck King's Halloween party except for Akuma and Logan who decided that they would stay in the mansion. All the kids dressed up. Maggie was Darth Vader, Cyke was Luke Skywalker, Icey was Pikachu,lil Sakura was a princess, lil Dan was the pink ranger, lil Akuma was Darth Maul and lil Chun li was and the rest of the kids were in their regular fighting attire.

Maggie: I'm Darf Vader and I will destroy you Luke Sky Woker!

Cyke: It's Luke Thywalker you meanie!

Maggie: I shall destroy you!

Cyke got out his white colored light saber and Maggie got out his red colored light saber.

Remy: Calm down you two.

Maggie: Fine then! We shall make a mends for now Luke! For the sake of candy!

Cyke: Agweed!

Remy and Blue Mary then left the house with the kids. Vega was dressed as a vampire, Ororo as a witch, Cammy as a sorceress, Chun li as an angel, Ryu as a samurai, and Dan as the Energiezer bunny. They then left Logan and Akuma at the house. Suddenly the door bell rang and Akuma answered the door.

kids: Twick or Tweat!

Akuma: You simpletons dare step on this domain with such costumes? Would you like your sugar infested candy?!

Logan: Give the kids their candy...

Akuma: Very well...

Akuma handed the kids some candy.

kids: Thanks mister!

Akuma then closed the door.

Akuma: I hate Halloween. All those kids going around to houses for candy. I never went trick or treating. I never did dress up in costume and go parading through the neighborhood for candy.

Logan rolled his eyes then went back to drinking beer and watching t.v. The door bell then rang again.

Akuma: Is it the tricks that you are after or the treats simpletons?!

kid 1: I just want some candies.

kid 2: Is that a trick question?

Akuma: I am the powerful demon!

kid 1: Yeah, right.

Akuma: Oh yeah? Wanna see my demon powers?!

Logan: Man, you need to lay off of that demon power crap.

Akuma: What?! Children take your chewy munchy crunchy candies! I have a bone to pick with the wolf man!

Akuma then closed the door.

Logan: Wolf man? Why I outta...!

Akuma: Bring it on!

Logan poped out his claws.

Logan: I'll carve you into mincemeat bub!

Akuma: Ha! You shall feel the bitter wrath of my...

Logan: Yeah, yeah your d$#% demon powers.

Akuma: Watch your mouth you son of a beast!

Logan: What?! You gotta dis my mom now? She's no beast! Your gonna get it for that one!

Akuma: You're all talk and no show!

Logan: I'll show you punk!

Logan and Akuma started to fight until they saw some kids with some spray paint and eggs came around the mansion.

Logan: Hey!

Akuma quickly opened the door.

Akuma: You all shall suffer the wrath of my all mighty demon powers!

Logan: D#$% kids.

The kids then started to run.

Akuma: That's right run away! Hahahaha! You are no match for me!

Meanwhile at the party...
Balrog, Bison, and Sagat were all wearing masks so that they hopefully would not be recognized. They had recorded their song on a tape so that the people who sang along would be under Bison's contol.

Sagat: The plan is that Birdie lets the tape play while Bison acts like he can rap...

Bison: Yeah...hey! I can rap!

Sagat: Then Balrog and I will pretend to play the instruments.

Bison: Our band is the Buffalo Shadow Puppets. I'm pimp daddy Bison, Sagat's Shadow pirate, and Balrog is Ultimate Playa B.

Sagat: Erm...

Balrog: What should we do now?

Bison: Let's get on stage and do this.

Birdie handed Duck King the tape and it started to play.

Duck King: Lets give it up for uh...Buffalo Shadow Puppets!

Vega: What the...?

Dan: Must be some foreign music.

Bison started rapping and Sagat and Balrog pretended to play their instruments. All the people in the audience started to cringe at the very sound of Bison's voice. As soon as it was over Bison looked over the audience with a frown.

Bison: They weren't singing along.

Balrog: Maybe because it sux!

Bison: I poured my heart and soul into that!

Balrog: Well it sounds like crap.

Bison: Get outta my sight!

Balrog: Gladly.

Bison: Get back here Ultimate Playa B!

Sagat looked in his band manual.

Sagat: According to my book this is perfectly normal behavior displayed by the creator of music if his music is said to ahem 'suck', sound like a cat being rolled over by a car, or use any other term you want to use.

Balrog: He jus' needs ta chill.

Balrog then jumped off of the stage.

Vega: Balrog!

Balrog: What?!

Vega: What the h*** are you doing here? Is Bison here?

Balrog: That foo' has problems. He needs to lay back on those dumb plans of takin' over the world and consentrate on his street fightin'.

Ororo: Is this one of your friends Vega?

Vega: Uh...let's say just an acquaintance.

Balrog: Vega! Why didn't you ever introduce me to this fly honey!

Vega: Erm...

Ororo frowned.

Ororo: I have a name you know.

Balrog: Uh huh. Now your not goin' out with Vega are you? I mean he's such a pansy! You need a man like me.

Vega: Pansy?!

Balrog: What's your name?

Ororo: Ororo.

Balrog: Very nice. You are such a hottie.

Vega: Balrog!

Balrog: What?!

Vega: She is my date.

Balrog: Whatever vampy.

Vega: Vampy?!

Ororo put her hand on Vega's shoulder. Balrog wrote down his phone number.

Balrog: Call me some time baby.

Balrog then left and she ripped up the paper with his phone number on it.

Birdie: Haha! You got played!

Balrog: Hmph. Choosing Vega over me...

Balrog started to mumble to himself.

Birdie: Don' worry 'bout it. There's plenty more babes in the house.

Balrog: Hehe. Yeah. Time to put on the old Grand Master sexy Balrog charm.

Meanwhile...
Dan: I can party all night baby!

Cammy: Sure you can.

Dan: I keep goin' and goin' and...

Gen then entered the club.

Dan: Gen...

Gen: What's all this hoo haa?

Dan: Hehe. Just a party.

Gen: I sense evil.

Gen walked away from them.

Chun li: Gen, what is it?

Gen: There is evil here. Can you feel it Ryu?

Ryu: Well...not really.

Gen took out a cane and bopped Ryu on the head.

Ryu: Ow!

Gen: You must train harder.

Ryu rubbed his head.

Gen: Follow me.

Ryu and Chun li did as he said.

Gen: Bison!

Bison: D#$%! The names Pimp Daddy Bison.

Gen: I don't give a hooey!

Gen got out his cane and hit Bison over the head.

Bison: Ouch! Where'd you get that cane from? You don't use a cane!

Gen: If you must ask you don't need to know the answer.

Bison: Huh?

Gen then kneed Bison in the stomach.

Bison: The worst thing is being beatin' by an old foggie.

Gen: Old foggie? Your no young wipper snapper yourself!

Bison: You and I shall street fight. Tomorrow at 8 meet me here.

Bison handed Gen a piece of paper.

Gen: Gladly punk!

Gen then left the club.

Meanwhile back at the house...
Logan: Eat munchy crunchy death Akuma!

Akuma: hehe. Infidel!

They were still fighting but moved their battle to the Danger room. The door bell then rang again and Akuma once again answered it. Gen was standing at the door.

Gen: What are you ninny doodles doing?

Logan and Akuma looked at eachother.

Gen: You should not be fighting with eachother. We're all on the same side here.

Logan: But master Gen...

Gen: No buts! Now you have to hear a story!

Akuma: Nooooo!

Logan groaned.

Akuma: I am too old for your nonsense. I don't have to be sat down like a mere child and told a story.

Gen then bopped Akuma on the head with his cane.

Akuma: Grrr...

Gen: Don't growl. That for bears.

Akuma and Logan sat in a disgusted manner while listening to Gen's story.

Logan: Let us never fight again.

Akuma: Indeed.