Real World Part 18
By Andrea

(Note: Cyke=lil Cyclops Shower=lil Storm Icey=lil Iceman Maggie=lil Magneto Wolvie=lil Wolverine, Ororo=Storm, Logan=Wolverine, Remy=Gambit)

Akuma changed his regular gi attire to some khakis and a large shirt. He also grabbed a cap and put some sun glasses on.

Blue Mary: Oh my...is that you Akuma?

Akuma: Yes. Who else did you think it would be?

Blue Mary: I didn't know you did khakis groove gap commercials.

Akuma: Hmph! Please, you will never find me dancing or singing for that matter ever!

Blue Mary: Whatever you say Akuma.

Suddenly the doorbell rang and lil Akuma answered it.

Kid: Hello. This guy took my bike and said I could redeem it at this place of residence.

lil Akuma: Of course. By bigger counter part must have informed you of this.

Kid: Yes, indeed.

lil Akuma: I will go retrieve your means of mobility. Please wait here.

Kid: Thank you.

Lil Akuma made his way to the bike and notices it was a bit big for him to move with because of his size.

lil Akuma: Sometimes it quite sucks being small.

Lil Akuma walked back to the kid.

lil Akuma: Since I am at a disadvantage. I'll lead you to your bike so you may take it.

The kid nodded and followed Akuma to get his bike.

Kid: Again, thank you.

lil Akuma nodded and the boy exited the mansion with his bike.

Meanwhile... Akuma and lil Storm walked to the icecream parlor. Akuma ordered the icecream and waited. A kid named Juggie a.k.a lil Juggernaut walked in.

Juggie: Hey!

lil Storm: Oh it's you. What is it that you want?

Juggie: We'll get you and your team of do-gooders!

lil Storm: You and what army?

Juggie: Me and this armie!

Juggie made a very little muscle with his arm.

Akuma: Go away you foolish insolent child!

Juggie: Don' mess wit' me! I'll take you out wif my othah armie!

Juggie made a muscle with his other arm. Akuma couldn't help but laugh at Juggie while he handed lil Storm her vanilla icecream with sprinkles.

Akuma: Ha! You are very pitiful. Come back when you acquire a substantial amount of strength.

Juggie: Grr! And you!

Juggie turned to lil Storm.

Juggie: You think your special 'cause you gots icecream wif spwinkles huh huh? Doncha?

Lil Storm: Hm?

Juggie: And you!

He pointed to Akuma.

Juggie: Pwease, I'll take you down wif my mighty attwacks! I'm as powerful as a twain!

Akuma laughed maniacally.

Akuma: Such hubris you have. It shall be your downfall foolish child.

Juggie: Hubwis? I dunno what dat means but you better watch out. My cwew and I will take you down! You so old you make my grandpa look young!

Akuma: What?! I'll show you, you little...! Your so short that you can't reach the bottom counter at the grocery store!

Juggie: Yes I can!

Lil Storm just sat and watched.

Juggie: Your so old that you make dinosaurs look young!

Akuma: Dinosaurs?! I'll show you old you little punk! Your so short that you can't go on the Tea Cups ride at Disneyworld!

Juggie: Wha?! Your so oogly you when you look into miwors dey cwack!

Akuma: Your so stupid that you make ostriches look smart!

Juggie: I don't get it!

Akuma: Exactly! You've just proved my point. C'mon lil Storm. We shall leave the foolish one here babbling on.

Juggie: Aye! You think I'm stoopid?! You think I look like an ostrich?!

Akuma and lil Storm headed back to the mansion.

lil Storm: Why is Juggie like an ostrich?

Akuma: Hm...simple. His eyes are bigger than his brain.

lil Storm: Hehe.

Meanwhile at the club...

Vega and Ororo danced with eachother.

Vega: Mi diosa exòtica (My exotic goddess)...

Vega pulled Ororo close to him and kissed her lips. Meanwile, Remy and Dan sat at the bar.

Remy: Rouge dump Gambit for that bucket head Joseph.

Dan: Joseph?

Remy: Yeah amnesia lad. He was Magneto.

Dan: Ooo, that sux.

Remy: Tell me about it.

Remy took another swig of his scotch.

Dan: Why can't I get the chicks?

Remy: Ever t'ink about a wardrobe change?

Dan: What?! Never! The color pink rocks baby and don't you forget it!

Remy: Whatever you say homme.

Dan: Time for me to dance!

Dan ran onto the dance floor and started dancing.

Dan: Watch me busta move!

The crowd started shouting out the phrase "Go Dan! Go Dan! Your the man! Your the man!"

Dan: Oh yeah!

The crowd formed two lines so people could dance down the middle. Dan and Cammy went through the middle first and then Vega and Ororo.

Ororo: I haven't had this much fun in so long.

Vega smiled.

Vega: I'm glad your happy my beautiful exotic goddess.

He kissed her hand.

Ororo: Your such a gentlemen.

Vega: Yeah, that's me.

Meanwhile a bunch of girls surrounded Dan.

Dan: Finally Dan Hibiki gets the girls!