Real World Part 17
By Andrea

Note: Cyke=lil Cyclops Shower=lil Storm Icey=lil Iceman Maggie=lil Magneto Wolvie=lil Wolverine

Balrog, Sagat, and Bison were sitting in jail.

Balrog: Don't we get at least one phone call?

The cop handed Balrog a phone.

Balrog: I'll just call my manager to get me...I mean us out of this mess.

Sagat and Bison overheard screaming comming from Balrog's manager.

Balrog: He's gonna bail us out.

Bison: Excellent.

Sagat: This is the last time I go along with one of your half brained schemes!

Bison: Are you implying that I don't have a whole brain?!

Sagat: Maybe...

Bison: Why you little...!

Bison started making his arms go in circles like a windmill. Sagat then did an uppercut on Bison.

Bison: Argh! Listen up you big baboon!

Sagat: What?!

Bison did a psycho crusher on Sagat.

Sagat: Grr!

Balrog just sat and watched them kick eachother's @$$.

Meanwhile back at the mansion... Lil Sakura and lil Chun li had stumbled upon Chun li's make up kit. They started putting the make up on.

Lil Sakura: Think Ryu would like me in red lipstick or purple?

Lil Chun li: Neither! He likes me better!

Lil Sakura: Yeah, right!

Akuma looked in the room and saw them.

Lil Sakura: Hiya, Mr. Akuma! Which one of us looks better?!

Akuma: Neither of you look better. You look like circus clown rejects.

Lil Chun li: What? Wahhhh!

Lil Sakura: You're mean! Wahhhh!

Akuma: Quiet!

Chun li then walked in.

Chun li: My make up! Ahhhh!

Lil Rouge: Mah bear Mr. Snuggles fell down tha stairs!

Lil Storm: He'll be ok.

Lil Rouge: He needs a kiss. Mr. Akuma, give Mr. Snuggles a kiss.

Akuma: I refuse to kiss that inanimate object!

Chun li was busy washing the make up off of Chun li and Sakura's faces.

Lil Rouge: How about we play doll house then you can be Ken and Ah'll be Barbie.

Akuma: I will not be that blonde weakling Ken. That mere toy sickens me.

Lil Rouge: Aw, you're no fun!

Meanwhile in the boys bedroom...

Maggie: If I become pwesident I will make sure veggetables like broccoli and bwusslespouts become illegal.

Cyke: But vegetablesth are good for you.

Maggie: Shut up you insignifricant fool!

lil Akuma: What will be done with these vegetables?

Maggie: Why we'll...throw them at our enemies that what!

Wolvie: Erm...ok.

Maggie: The tooth fairy must give at least one dollar per tooth!

Icey: Yeah!

Maggie: Kids will be able to eat icecream for bweakfast! The words 'because I said so' when said by a parent will not be acceptable! And they shall suffer the consequences as I see fit! There will be a national Wear A Helment Day in honor of me of course!

Meanwhile, in the driveway a car pulled up and three people got out. They walked towards the mansion and rang the doorbell. Dan answered it. Remy, Ororo, and Logan stood at the door.

Logan: Hey. We were just in the neighborhood and decided to check up on ya.

Dan: We're doing just fine. The kids are great...really.

Ororo: We're here to help train the kids to properly use their mutant powers.

Remy: Yeah. So where are de lil pups?

Dan: Upstairs.

Vega came downstairs.

Vega: I see we have company.

Vega then stared at Ororo.

Vega: I'm...I'm...

Dan: Your name is Vega remember.

Vega elbowed Dan in the gut.

Dan: Ow!

Vega: I'm Vega and you are?

Ororo: Ororo.

Remy: Dis guy is almost as smooth as Remy.

Logan: Don' flatter yourself cajun.

Vega kissed her hand.

Vega: Tu nombre es mùsica a mis orejas mi hermosa flor.(Your name is music to my ears my beautiful flower.)

Ororo smiled and blushed a little.

Logan: Listen pretty boy, just take us to the kids.

Vega: Very well.

Remy, Ororo, and Logan followed Vega upstairs. Logan went over to the boys bedroom and Ororo went to the girls bedroom.

Vega: Is she single?

Remy: Yeah.

Vega: Yes! How about you guys come along to the club tonight?

Remy: Dat sounds good.

Vega: Great, meet us at the club at 8.

Remy: Alright.

Meanwhile...

Balrog, Sagat, and Bison were bailed out of jail and at their new current hideout location.

Balrog: I'm gonna be fightin' tonight.

Sagat: Against whom?

Balrog: Whoever is man enough ta challenge me, that's who! Hahaha!

Balrog got ready then left to face whoever was brave enough to take him on.

Meanwhile... Remy, Ororo, Vega, Akuma, Dan, and Cammy were at the club. Remy went straight to the bar.

Vega: Care to dance mi hermosa flor (my beautiful flower)?

Ororo: Oh, of course.

Vega took her hand and lead her to the dance floor.

Akuma: Hmph! Real men don't dance.

Dan: I dance!

Akuma: Exactly. You've just proven my point.

Dan: Oh...Hey! That's not funny!

Cammy chuckled.

Akuma: I'm going for a walk. I'd rather not hm...get down with my bad self. No dancing for me.

Akuma walked out then saw Balrog in a ring with women at his side.

Akuma: Pathetic fool. Shall I give him a taste of my demon powers? Why not? Heh heh.

Balrog: Wimps! All of yaz!

Akuma: Wimp? Me? No, no, no.

Akuma climbed into the ring.

Akuma: I'll wipe to floor with you fool!

Balrog: Hmph! Go ahead and try old man?

Akuma: Old?! I'll show you old!

An unknown voice from the shadows yelled FIGHT!

Akuma: Go-hadoken!

Balrog blocked and lunged forward at Akuma but he side stepped. Then Akuma did a round house kick on Balrog. Then Akuma threw several fireballs down at Balrog from the air.

Balrog: Argh! Take this chump!

Balrog hit Akuma in the stomach then laid an uppercut on his face.

Akuma: Heh...

Akuma wiped some blood away from his face.

Akuma: Tatsumaki-zanku-kyaku!

Balog got hit and fell down to the floor. Akuma punched Balrog so hard in the stomach that he threw up.

Some of the women in the audience: Ewwww!

Balrog: Eh...there goes my lunch.

Akuma: Time to finish you off! Shun-goku-satsu!

Balrog fell back and was knocked out.

The voice from the shadows yelled you win!

Akuma: Of course I did.

Women then went into the ring and ran up to Akuma.

Akuma: Uh oh.

Akuma ran out of the ring and started running towards the mansion.

Akuma: Go away! Go to the mall or something! Just leave me alone!

The women were still on his tail.

Akuma: D@%%&*!

Akuma ran as fast as he could.

woman: Come back! We want autographs!

another woman: You're so manly!

Akuma: Gah!

He ran into a kid with a bike and he took the bike away.

Akuma: This is an emergency! If you want your bike back come to the Xavior mansion!

Akuma hopped on the bike and peddled his way towards the mansion. A cop rode behind him.

Cop: Hey, stop! Where's your helment?!

Akuma: Go to hell! I don't have one! This is a matter of life and death! I don't need no stinkin' helment!

Cop: Come back here!

Akuma: No time!

Akuma started to peddle faster and when he got to the mansion he quickly opened then slammed the door.

Akuma: Lock the doors! Close the windows! Keep them away from me!

Ryu: Who?

Akuma: Those evil women!

Ryu locked the doors and Chun li closed the windows. There were lots of women outside of the mansion.

Ryu: Woah...

Akuma opened one window.

Akuma: Go away or I'll use my demon powers on all of ya!

Akuma then quickly closed the window. Akuma then sighed.

Lil Storm: I can get rid of 'em!

Akuma: If you do then I'll buy you some icecream!

Lil Storm: Deal!

Lil Storm made it start to rain outside.

Woman: Oh no!

another woman: Let's get outta here!

Logan: Well done darlin'.

Lil Storm: Thank you.

Akuma: Ok, now what kind of icecream do you want?

Lil Storm: Vanilla with rainbow sprinkles on top!

Akuma: We'll go soon. But I'll need a disguise...just incase.