Real World Part 16
By Andrea

(Note: Cyke=lil Cyclops Shower=lil Storm Icey=lil Iceman Maggie=lil Magneto Wolvie=lil Wolverine)

Bison, Balrog, and Sagat left the mansion and stood outside in front of the car.

Balrog: What now?

Bison cracked his knuckles.

Bison: We get tough...and kidnap those d%$* brats!

Bison starts to laugh maniacally.

Sagat: I don't like this plan at all.

Bison stops laughing a glares at Sagat.

Bison: It's pure brilliance! And who asked for your opinion anyway?! We shall mosey on in, get the wretched punks and get out. As simple as taking candy from a baby.

Meanwhile Ryu and Chun li ate dinner at a restaurant with a beautiful view of the water.

Chun li: This is so nice Ryu.

Ryu smiled.

Ryu: I'm glad you like it.

Once they had finished eating they took a walk around the pier. Meanwhile Balrog, Sagat, and Bison once again entered the mansion.

Balrog: I don't wanna deal with all these kids.

Bison: Fine. Steal 3 boys and 3 girls. Bwahaha! Each of us will take 2 kids. Let's mosey!

Balrog and Sagat groaned.

Sagat: Shh! We don't want them to hear us.

They entered the boys bedroom and Sagat picked up Maggie, Bison picked up Cyke, and Balrog picked up lil Gambit.

Cyke: Hey! theath and dethith you villiansth!

Bison: Shut up kid!

Maggie: Barney! What kind of message is this to the kids? You're bein' a bad role-model!

Bison growled and they ran to the girls bedroom and Sagat grabbed lil Storm, Bison grabbed lil Sakura, and Balrog grabbed lil Chun li. Lil Storm made it rain on Sagat, Balrog, and Bison.

Bison: Gah! Forget carrying 2 grab 1!

They let go of the girls and kept the boys. Cyke used his optic blast against Bison while Maggie used his magnetic powers on Sagat and lil Gambit threw charged cards at Balrog. Vega and Dan ran in the room.Dan had pink pajamas on and pink bunny slippers while Vega just had some sweat pants on and no shirt.

Balrog looked at Dan and started laughing uncontrolably.

Dan: What's so funny marshmellow man?

Balrog: Ooo. You'll get yo @$$ kicked for that one!

Cyke: You thaid a bad word mister marshellow man!

Bison: You talk too much ya lil runt!

Bison threw a smoke bomb on the floor and they escaped with lil Gambit, Cyke, and Maggie. Vega and Dan waved the smoke away.

Dan: We've gotta go after 'em.

Vega nodded and grabbed a shirt to put on. Then they ran out the house and hopped in the car. Vega got in the drivers seat and drove after Bison. Meanwhile Chun li and Ryu were were in a nearby car and heard children shouting.

Ryu: That sounds like...

Chun li: Maggie! Let's follow them.

Ryu nodded and followed the car with the Barney in it. Once Bison got to the warehouse he drove inside and put on the security system. Balrog, Bison, and Sagat got the squirming children out of the car and sat them down on the floor.

Maggie: This floor is cold. This is no way ta tweat a future supweme leader!

Balrog grabbed lil Gambit's deck of cards.

lil Gambit: Gimme back my deck 'o cards or you'll be sorry homme!

Balrog just laughed.

Bison: Stop your squabbling. Why don't you just read something productive.

Bison set a bunch of books in front of this.

Cyke: Goldie pick your house locks and the 3 beersth?

lil Gambit: Little Red riding in the hood?

Maggie: Gween gems and spam? This is cleawly messing up the classics. Wheah you get this junk?

Bison: None of your business child!

lil Gambit: Prob'ly get it from some person who sellin' 'em cheap bootleg stuff.

Bison: Enough of your chatter!

Maggie: Barney, you are defintely out of line!

Bison: I'm out of line? Why you little...!

Balrog: Bison! Chun li, Ryu, Vega, and Dan are here.

Bison: D@mmit!

Cyke pulled on Sagat's pants leg.

Cyke: Hey misther! How did you get to be a pirate?

Sagat: It's just a dumb costume. I am a champion Muay Thai fighter!

Balrog: Until Ryu kicked your @$$!

Sagat: Shut up Sailor Balrog!

Balrog: Pirate!

Sagat: Marshmellow man!

Balrog: Shut up punk!

Meanwhile outside Ryu, Dan, Chun li, and Vega were trying to figure out how to get in without setting of the alarm.

Chun li: We dunno how many goons he has in there.

Dan: I say we just bust in and kick some @$$!

Meanwhile back inside...

Cyke: I gotta go to the bathroom!

Maggie: Where is the t.v.?

lil Gambit: I'm hungry!

Maggie: Got any toys misters?!

Bison: Gah!

Bison gave Maggie some toys.

Maggie: What are these? Power Forest Rangers? Pokermon?

He looked on the bottom of the Pikachu replica which hand the word 'PikAchoo' printed on the bottom.

Bison: You squeeze it and it sneezes.

Maggie looked at Bison with a wry face.

Maggie: This sux!

lil Gambit tried to get back his deck of cards but Balrog wouldn't give them back. Lil Gambit picked up a book, charged it, and threw it at Balrog. Balrog dropped the cards and jumped out of the way. Lil Gambit picked up his cards and started throwing them and blowing things up. In fact he blew a hole in the warehouse. Ryu and Vega ran in and grabbed the kids.

Bison: Take 'em! Get 'em away! Mental note to self never kidnap children. I would've got away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids! You and your blasted powers!

The kids got into the backseat of Vega's car. The police then arrived and took Bison, Sagat, and Balrog into custady.

Bison: We'll get out of this! One way or another!

While everyone went back to the mansion, reporters arrived on the scene.

Reporter: Why do all of you have costumes on?

Bison: It was all part of the plan! Hey Vega! Yeah you ya d#$% yoddlin' motha f%$&er kinda ballerina pretty boy from hell!

Bison gave the camera a two fingered salute. The reporter then ran over to Sagat and Balrog.

Sagat: Aw d#$%! They get me on camera and I'll be disgraced! My fighting career will be ruined! I will be made a fool!

Balrog: Maybe they'll block your face out and call you mister pirate.

Sagat: If only I was so lucky.

Sagat covered his face.

Reporter: What do you two have to say?

Sagat: Argh!

Sagat then ran off into the police car.

Balrog: F%$# off! And to my fans...don' worry. I'll be back in the ring in no time once I ditch the cops. And as for jail...I'll blow that joint in no time.

Cop: Yeah, yeah. Just get in the car.

Balrog got inside.

Reporter: There you have it. A very angry barney imatator, a distraught giant pirate, and an optomistic boxer turned sailor. Next we shall bring you a report about web addiction. You may be one. Online all the time and not experiencing the world outside. For more information hop on by and visit our web site!