Real World Part 14
By Andrea

(Note: Cyke=lil Cyclops Shower=lil Storm Icey=lil Iceman Maggie=lil Magneto Wolvie=lil Wolverine)

Icey, Maggie, and lil Gambit were in a room secretly watching MTV. Just then Cyke walked in. They all seemed alarmed at first but then went back to watching t.v.

Icey: Thought you wuz one of da grown ups.

Maggie: What a relief it's jus you Cyke.

Cyke: Whath thath thuppothed tho mean? I'm noth important enough around here?

lil Gambit: Hm..yeah.

Cyke: You guyth are gonna geth it! Your noth thuppothed to be watchin' thath!

lil Gambit: It's cool.

Icey: Yeah!

Cyke: I don't care!

Maggie: Well, I bet you don't know any of tha shingers or moosik groups!

Cyke: Oh yeah? Lump Bisquik, Poof Daddy, Food Fighers, M&M, and Ja...uh..Ja.. ith on tha tip of my tongue...uh Jamukiwai! Or was it Ja Milkyway? Oh nevermind.

Icey: See?! He doesn't know!

Cyke: Shut up Ice face!

Maggie: You cursed!

Cyke: No I didn't!

Icey: Go to H-E- Double Hockey stick Cyke!

Cyke: Ooooo! I'm thelling!

Icey: Tattle tale!

Cyke: You...you Grrr!

Cyke stormed out of the room. He made his way over to Dan and tugged on his pants leg.

Cyke: Hey Mister!

Dan looked down at Cyke.

Cyke: In the other room thom of the guys are watchin' MTV. We're noth thuppothed tho watch that. And they're bein' mean!

Dan: Where are they?

Cyke: Follow me.

Dan walked in and looked at the boys.

lil Gambit: Uh oh.

Icey: We're in deeeeeeep twouble.

Dan: No t.v. for the rest of the day.

Maggie: Wahhh? Ahhhhhhh!

lil Gambit: Non don' do dat!

Icey: Noooooo! Pweeeeeaaaaase!

Dan: Okay..okay. *mumbles* I'm such a d@&% softie.

Dan looks at the kids pleading eyes.

Dan: Until 6:00.

Maggie looked over at the digital clock which displayed the time 12:00 pm.

Maggie: That's hours fwom now!

lil Gambit: Chill out Maggie! We'll find sometin' ta do.

Maggie: No...t...v...eh.

Maggie passed out onto the floor.

lil Gambit: Wake up homme.

Icey made little chips of ice fall onto Maggie.

Maggie: Ahhhhh! Cold!

Meanwhile.....
Ryu meditated in his room.

lil Chun li and lil Sakura watched him from the doorway.

lil Chun li: He looks so peaceful.

lil Sakura: That's my boyfriend.

lil Chun li: No he's not!

lil Sakura: He will be!

Ryu heard the screaming which instantly disrupted his meditation.

lil Chun li: Look you woke him up!

lil Sakura: No I didn'! You did!

Ryu looked at them.

Ryu: Can you please keep it down out there?

lil Chun li: Of course. We're sorry.

lil Sakura: Yeah. Can we come in your room?

Ryu: Uh...sure.

They walked in and sat next to him. Lil Sakura was on one side and lil Chun li was on the other.

lil Sakura: You must have been weally tired to have gone ta sleep sitting up on the floor.

Ryu smiled and let out a little chuckle. He shook his head.

Ryu: I wasn't sleeping. I was meditating.

lil Sakura: Oh. I've never twied med...uh med..

lil Chun li: Meditating.

lil Sakura: Uh yeah..I knew that.

lil Chun li layed her head against his chest.

Ryu: Uh...

lil Sakura did the same and he put his arms around them as they fell asleep. Chun li stepped into the room.

Ryu: Chun li..uh

Chun li: You look really cute there holding the kids.

Ryu blushed.

Ryu: Um...thanks.

Cammy walked into the room also.

Cammy: Awww. Better get them to bed.

Cammy scooped the two girls up into her arms and walked out of the room smiling at Ryu and winking at Chun li.

Chun li: How about you and me go out later.

Ryu: Okay.

Chun li smiled.

Chun li: Good. How about 8?

Ryu: 8? Hm...I'll have to check my schedule.

Chun li: Schedule?

Ryu: Just kidding.

Chun li smiled thinking this was one of the rare times that he showed signs of having a sense a humor.

Meanwhile...
Maggie stared at the digital clock.

Maggie: C'mon you stupid clock! Show 6:00! Now!

The clock dispayed the time 1:30.

Maggie: Cursed clock!

Maggie slammed his fist on the table.

lil Gambit: Yellin' at de clock ain't gonna do any good.

Maggie: You have your ways and I have mine!

lil Gambit shrugged and just then Shower and Wolvie came in.

lil Gambit: Chere! Have a seat an' play a game o' cards wit' Gambit.

Shower: Er...okay.

lil Gambit: You too shorty. De more de better.

Wolvie: Watch it bub!

lil Gambit: How about Gin?

Shower: Agreed.

Wolvie: Ok.

lil Gambit: We play for de big win ya know.

Shower: I don't have any moneyz.

lil Gambit: Non? Well I don' either. I meant candy.

Wolvie: Mmm candy.

lil Gambit took out a bag of candy.

lil Gambit: 10 games. Who wins the most game keeps the bag of candy.

Shower and Wolvie both nod in agreement.

Icey played Pokemon on his gamboy color.

Icey: Gotta catch 'em all. Only uh...100 more ta go. I walkin' 'em down! Yeehaw!

Wolvie: Shut up Ice boy! I need ta concentrate.

Icey: Make me ya rabbid wombat!

Wolvie: What?! I'll cut ya through!

Wolvie extended his claws.

Wolvie: Don't make me use these. I'll make you into Shish Kabob!

Icey then backed off.

Meanwhile...
Dan and Blue Mary were playing a game of ping pong while Vega and Akuma played pool.

Vega was linning up his shot.

Vega: Everything must be in perfect alighnment.

Akuma: Hurry the hell up. I'm getting old just standing here.

Vega: Patience.

Akuma: I'm running out of that. Just make the shot.

Vega started to look at the balls on the table from a different angle.

Akuma: Shoot!

Vega put his hand up.

Vega: Silencio!

Akuma: Don't talk your fancy pants spanish with me. *mumbles* Ya yoddlin' freak.

Vega makes the shot and two balls go into the corner pocket.

Vega: Perfecto!

Akuma: Hmph!

Vega: El hombre viejo (the old man). He cannot keep up with Vega!

Akuma: Shut yer ballerina f%&%in' pretty boy ass up!

Vega: Make me!

Akuma: You insolent child!

Vega gasps.

Vega: Child? How dare you call me a child!

Vega and Akuma get in their fighting positions. Vega made a mighty leap onto the pool table.

Vega: Hahaha!

Then he climbed up onto the highest piece of stable furniture in the room. Well...at least he thought it was stable. Vega got ready to leap on top of Akuma. The furniture wobbled and Vega fell off. Akuma side stepped and Vega went hurling into the floor.

Vega: Ahhhh! Ooof!

Akuma looked down at Vega.

Akuma: Idiot.

Vega slowly got to his feet.

Vega: Ouch.

He held his side. Vega shook his fist at the piece of furniture.

Vega: D%&*ED furniture from hell!

Soon curses in spanish flew rapidly out of Vega's mouth. Ryu stepped into the room.

Ryu: What's going on here?

Akuma: He's pissed off at a piece of furniture.

Akuma turned and left the room with Vega still cursing and Ryu very confused.