Real World Part 13
By Andrea

There is a lil crossover with the X-Babies and pocket fighters are used in this fic.
(Note: Cyke=lil Cyclops Shower=lil Storm Icey=lil Iceman Maggie=lil Magneto Wolvie=lil Wolverine)

Dan, Vega, Ryu, Akuma, Chun li, Cammy and Blue Mary were back at the house. It was late and soon the telephone rang. Dan picked up.

*phone conversation*

Dan: Hello?

Charles: This is professor Charles Xavior.

Dan: Oh...you're the bald guy right that rides around in the hover chair right?

Charles: Um..yes. You guys will be given a babysitting job.

Dan: What?!

Charles: Yes...well I need to leave and you well be paid handsomely.

Dan: Hm...I like the sound of that.

Charles: For all of this week you'll need to do this. I'll be out of town.

Dan: We gotta bring 'em here to da house?

Charles: No, you'll be staying at the mansion facilities I have set up.Report at 9 in the morning.

Dan: Ok man. It's a deal.

Charles: Good.

**end of conversation**

They both then hang up the phone.

Dan: Guys, we've got to go to that big mansion for a week. We have a babysittin job and we're gettin' payed.

Akuma: I don't babysit.

Dan: Well, now ya do.

Akuma frowned.

Akuma: Simpleton...

Vega: I'm not used to this babysitting stuff.

Dan: Quit yer cryin'! We're getting payed...handsomely. Everyone be up by 9.

They all nod and go to bed.

**The next Morning**

Everyone headed over to the mansion.

Ryu: Wow, reminds me of Ken's mansion.

Charles sat in his hover chair at the door step.

Charles: Welcome, let me introduce myself, I am Charles Xavior.These are the kids you'll be babysitting.

They looked in the living room and all the kids were there. Some looked like miniature repliacas of themselves.Cyke, Wolvie, lil Akuma, lil Dan, Icey, lil Chun li, Maggie (Magneto),lil Gambit, lil Rouge, Shower (Storm), and lil Sakura all introduced themselves.

Charles: I'll be going now. Now you kids be good, ok?

Charles soon leaves the mansion. Rouge was watching TNN. There was a moose with a guitar and a beaver on the t.v. and they were both in a truck.

t.v. Moose: Today ware gonna hunt some dare (deer). Now let's swing on over hare. Make a left over hare and a right over dare.

lil Akuma: Someone kill me...

Cyke: You don' wanna geth kilt!

t.v. Moose: Haven't we been ovah dare, let's go ovah hare! Whare are da dare? Turn go ovah hare!

Maggie: Gimme backs my helment Gambitz!

lil Gambit: Come an' get it bucket head!

t.v. Moose: When I shay lookey hare yer look ovah hare and when I shay lookie dare yer look ovah dare!

Cyke: Thop you two! Thop!

Akuma walked between them.

Akuma: Stop your meddlesome squabbling.

Maggie and Gambit exchanged looks.

Maggie+Gambit: Wha?

Ryu: He means stop fighting.

Maggie: Ohhh...

Chun li: Now give him his helmet.

Gambit: Ok, ok.

Gambit handed Maggie's helmet over.

t.v. Moose: Ain't no dare ovah hare dang nabbit! We ain't goona catch no dare over hare! Next time I ain't huntin' dare!

lil Dan: TNN sux!

Rouge: Nu uh!

lil Dan: Uh huh!

Rouge: Nu uh!

Cammy: Quit fightin'.

t.v. Moose: Ooo Dawgie Shtop the truck. We ain't gonna be catchin' no buck (deer). This ain't Kung Fu, hitsh the shtupid dare! Hwuts Kung Fu?

Vega walked toward the freezer to get some icecream. He opened the freezer door and couldn't believe what he saw inside.

Iceman: Hiya.

Vega: Oh my..

Vega quickly took Iceman out of the freezer.

Iceman: It's about time someone came ta gets me.

Vega: What were you doing in there?

Iceman: Bucket brains did it!

Vega: Oh, him.

Meanwhile lil Sakura and lil Chun li huddled around Ryu.

lil Sakura: He's mine.

lil Chun li: No, he's mine!

Ryu: Please, don't fight over me.

The telephone then rang.

t.v. Moose: Shtep on the gash, turn raht Beaver! Dare's a rock on der lef an' a brach on der raht. Ware the dare?! Ya hayuvant hit any dare yet. Heck Ah hayuvant hit any dare yet. Oh stucks Ah give up!

lil Sakura: Telepotty!

lil Chun li: That's telephone Sakura!

Ryu picked up the phone and jotted some stuff on a piece of paper.

Wolvie: That reminds me..I gotta go potty!

Wolvie took off toward the bathroom.

Blue Mary: Put that vase down Maggie! Don't touch that Icey!

Dan and Vega entered the kitchen to fix breakfast.

Vega: Pancakes?

Dan: Yeah!

Dan got out the mix and the ingredients.

Dan: Blueberry Pancakes...

lil Rouge: Ah wanna help.

Vega: Ok.

lil Rouge batted her cute little eyes at Vega.

Dan: I think she likes you Vega.

Vega: Yeah, whatever.

Dan and Vega mixed the batter then handed it over to Vega. Vega looked down at lil Rouge.

Vega: You can drop the blueberrys in lil chica (girl).

Lil Rouge giggled and dropped the blueberrys in making happy faces in the round shape of the batter cooking in the pan. Once the pancakes were done everyone came in the kitchen to eat. Lil Akuma looked down at his pancake.

lil Akuma: What's this monstrosity?

Ryu: Looks fine to me...

lil Akuma: It's this dreadful atrocious happy face!

Cammy: C'mon, just eat it!

lil Akuma frowned.

Akuma: Fine..

They ran around the house all day taking care of the kids.

Akuma: Such...such pandemonium!

Blue Mary: Stop throwing charged cards at Maggie lil Gambit!

Dan: I'm callin' for pizza what you guys want?

Shower: Veggie pizza.

Rouge: Yeah.

lil Chun li: Just regular cheese pizza.

Sakura: Yeah, that's what I want too.

Cyke: Me thoo!

Gambit: pizza wit' shrimp on de top!

Wolvie: Pepperoni and sausage.

lil Akuma: I will have that as well.

lil Iceman: Me too.

lil Dan: Pinapple pizza for me.

Maggie: Spinich an' liver!

Dan: Uh...whatever you say.

Once the pizza came they ate it and got a chance to sit down instead of running around.

lil Gambit looked toward Shower.

lil Gambit: Game of cards cherie?

Shower: No, you cheats!

lil Gambit: Moi?

Shower: Yeah, you.

lil Gambit: Oh, c'mon.

Shower: Fine! This time no cheatin'!

Cyke: Thath righth Gambith! Cheatin' ith'nt the way!

Chun li, Cammy, and Blue Mary got the kids cleaned up and then tucked them in then Chun li went into the girls bedroom to tell them all a story.

lil Sakura: Your gonna mess everyfring up between me an' Ryu!

lil Chun li: Who says he's your man!

Shower: Stop this childish behavior!

lil Sakura: We are childrens duh!

Chun li: Sorry to burst your bubble ladies but Ryu and I go out.

lil Sakura: What?! Guess he's into old people!

Chun li: What?!

Rouge: Shush ya'll..

lil Sakura: We're talkin' about my future husard here!

lil Chun li: That's husband dumby! An' he's not going to be your husband!

Chun li: I'm not old!

lil Sakura: I bet you have to dyes your hair cause it grey!

Chun li: Why I outta...!

Vega opened the door with only a towel over his waist.

Vega: Everything okay in here?

lil Rouge: Yeah...isn't Mr. Vega sooo cute an' sweet.

lil Chun li: Not as cute as Ryu!

lil Sakura: Baby has back!

Chun li: What?!

lil Sakura: I hears it on t.v.!

Vega: I think you should get outta here now before they make you even more angry.

Chun li nodded and exited.

Chunli: Vega..

Vega: Yeah?

Chun li: Put some clothes on.

Vega: Oh..fine.

Meanwhile in the boys bedroom...
Wolvie: I wanna hear a story about ninjas beatin' da snot outta outta eachother!

Akuma: So be it.

Dan: A story about ninjas isn't the best thing to tell to kids.

Wolvie: Who asked you, you bubble gum flavored pansy!

Dan: Why you little..!

Ryu held Dan back.

Wolvie: C'mon bub. I'll cut ya through like butter!

Dan: Grr!

Akuma: It all started in a temple in Japan... There was ninja that had to uphold his clans honor so he had to kill one from the opposing clan.

Cyke: Thith ith too thary for me! Your gonna make me peeth in my panth!

Akuma: *sigh* I didn't even get to the really horrifying part.

Wolvie: Your such a scardy cat Cyke!

Cyke: Why doth everybodyz hate me? Do I noth breath the thame air ath you? Do I noth eat the thame food ath you? Do I noth bleedth when I geth a boo boo?! When doth the madneth thop!