Real World Part 12
By Andrea
Duck King: Hey, It's the one and only Duck King. Questions that were sent in to
ask the cast will be answered.
Birdie sees the camara and grabs the microphone out of Duck's hand.
Birdie: We're on t.v.? Hi mom!! Hey, Bison!! Shadowloo Representin'!!!
Duck snatches the microphone back.
Duck King: Anyways...
Birdie gets in front of the camera.
Birdie: Birdie in the bloody house!! Raise the roof!!
Duck pushes him out of the way.
Duck King: They were nice enough to take a break from the show to come with us today and answer some questions.
In the audience of the studio sat Bison is disguise, E. Honda, Gen, and a crowd of other audience members. Akuma, Vega, and Dan sat on a couch, Chun li and Ryu sat in chairs near eachother, Cammy and Blue Mary sat on bean bag chairs.
Gen: I have question. Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Cammy: Cats, they're so cute.
Blue Mary: Dogs! I want to say hi to my doggie Adon! Hi precious!!!
Ryu: Uh...I guess I'll go with dogs.
Chun li: Cats.
Dan: Dogs rule!!
Vega: I prefer the felines, so I'll have to go with cats.
Dan: Whatever man!!
Akuma: I would have to say dogs. Cats are a great nusiance to me.
Man: What are your favorite colors?
Cammy: I'll have to say yellow.
Blue Mary: Blue..heheh.
Ryu: Blue, actually sky blue.
Chun li: Blue.
Dan: Pink!! Oh yeah baby!! You know the color pink rocks!!!
Vega: Green.
Akuma: Black..but I also like red.
Girl: What do you think of Britteny Spears/ Marilyn Manson?
Cammy: I think Britteny is a talented girl and Manson's music is crap.
Blue Mary: Same here.
Ryu: I'm not really a music person.
Chun li: I agree with Cammy.
Dan: I'll be killed before I ever sing her d@&% song!! She sux and Manson sux too!!
Vega: I don't listen to either of them. I'm not into teeny bopper crap or grungy scary men that make music that sounds like someone is killing him.
Akuma: I believe them both to be infernal infedels and there music is horendous.
Gen: Wait, wait I know the songs. Oh baby baby....Oh baby baby....Oh baby baby... That all she say!! It theme song for battered women! You know that...hit me baby one more time. Bah!
Duck King: Um...okay.
Teen: What is your favorite Teletubbie?
Akuma has a look of horror on his face.
Akuma: Those wretched beings!!
Duck King: We're gonna take a break right now...
Akuma: I'll kill 'em all!! D@%# teletubbies from hell!!!
Duck King: I'm gonna hit you off with some Wu-Tang.
Gen: Wu-Tang? Oh, I heard of them. They think they hot stuff! Ninja masters!
Dan: It's a rap group.
Gen: They rap? Ninjas rapping? That the silliest thing I ever heard. Ninja rap! hah!
Dan: No..no. It's a rap group that named themselves after the Wu-Tang Clan from those kick @ss martial arts movies.
Gen: Hmph! They don't know how to do the Shaolin Kung Fu moves! Try doing this!
Gen got into fighting stance and started his fighting sequence.
Gen: Ring Step! Horse Back Riding! Beauty looks at Mirror! Swimming Dragon plays with water! Immortal emerges from cave! Happy bird hops up branch! Naughty monkey kicks tree!
Duck King: Um...alright then.
Bison took off his disguise.
Bison: Ha! I'm takin' over this show! I'm the star! You hear me! Mwahahah!
Vega: Bison!
Duck King: Security!
Bison: Security? ahhahah! No no no! All of security is takin' down. Hoho... Wait.. Hoohoohahahahah!! Yeah, that's better.
Bison: I'll tell you all about your little cast members! I'll tell you exactly!
Duck King: Hey!
Birdie: Shut up! Bloody Shadowloo forever!!
Bison: Cammy is my ex wife who used to be a stripper. We had 28 children and...
Cammy: That's a lie!
Bison: Shut yer pie hole!! And she isn't too stable in the brain if ya know what I mean. She's been to many psychiatrists.
Akuma: Stop this incessant nonsense!
Bison: Vega...he's actually a woman!!
Vega: what?!! I'll kill you!
Vega jumped out his seat and started pounding Bison.
Birdie: This is bloody betteh than that Springer fellow.
Bison: Ahhhhh!
Balrog held Vega back.
Vega: Let me go d@%%!%!! I'll beat his f%@#in' face in!!
Bison got up off of the floor.
Bison: That's right...go back to yer ballet classes ballerina!!
Vega was still struggling to get out of Balrog's clutches.
Vega: Your dead!!
Bison: Hmhmhm...apparently I'm still alive..hoohoohahaha.
Vega: Not for long you b@$#@?!!!
The rest of the cast got out of their seat and started attacking the members of Shadowloo.
Bison: Vega..your always a show off huh? Always doin' your fancy fightin'! Well guess what bucko! This room ain't for no fancy fightin', yoddlin', or jumpin' off of walls!! It's for regular fightin'!!
Cops soon enter the room.
Cop: Everybody freeze!
Everyone stops what they are doing exept Bison.
Bison: You didn't say simon says.
Cop: Arrest that nut case and his goons!
Bison: I don't think so! Balrog follow me!
Bison jumped out of the window followed by Balrog and piece of glass broke everywhere.
Duck King: Ah, D@#%!
Vega looked out the window.
Vega: They escaped onto a helicopter.
Duck King: Uh...due to unexpected circumstances...
Birdie got behind the turntables.
Birdie: Shadow....oh never mind. I'm going to hit you off with some Spice Girls!
Duck King: Hey! Get away from my turntables!
Birdie: Oh bloody hell...