Real World Part 11
By Andrea

Everyone else is back at the house by now but Gen and Guile are at the dojo. Gen and Guile enter inside the dojo.

kid: It's Gen! It's an honor to meet you sir.

Gen: Ah...little water buffalos. Sit...yes...sit.

All the kids sit around him.

Guile: Gen...what are you planning to do?

Gen: You shall see brush head.

Guile: What!?

Gen: Now...have you all heard the story about the grasshopper and the Humpback whale?

The kids look at eachother with a look of uncertainty on their faces.

Gen: I see you don't. So I will tell you. It started out on a sunny day...

Guile leaned against a nearby wall while Gen began his story.

Gen: So the Humpback whale got into a rumble with the grasshopper!

Guile: How the heck does a grasshopper and Humpback whale? They don't even live in the same environment.

Gen: Who's tellin' the story here sonny boy?!!

Guile mumbles something to himself.

Gen: Anyway the smart grasshopper was to smart for the Humpback whale. He stayed on the land. So then the Humpback whale leaped out of the water onto the sand!!!

Guile rolled his eyes.

Gen: And the grasshopper was hippity hopping away! The Humpback whale was out of his territory so he called on his hommies!

Guile: What!?

Gen: The Humpback whale was defeated and needed water so he could stay alive. His friends didn't know what to do. So the grasshopper came along and ate a bowl of curried rice and dah dah dun duh na! He lifted big whale and throw him back in sea!

Guile: Gen...what an unrealistic story.

Gen: Quit you yappin'! Shut your trap! All you do is Yap, Yap, Yap!

Meanwhile at the house...
Akuma threw a bunch of rapid punches at his punching bag while Dan and Vega were watching a movie on t.v.

t.v. girl: Oh no. It's dark and not safe in this neighborhood. I think I'll leave the door unlocked.

Dan: What?! You stupid girl lock the %#@* door!!

Vega: Chill out Dan...it's just a movie. A very bad movie but still...a movie.

t.v. girl: Oh my...I think I hear sounds.

Dan: Ruuuuuuuun!!!

t.v. girl: Oh no a monster! Ahhh!

The girl on the t.v. runs slowly.

t.v. girl: Oh no I twisted my ankle. Ouch!

t.v. grannie: Ruuuuuuuuun!

Dan: Take grannie's advice!

t.v. girl: I can't. I twisted my ankle.

t.v. grannie: Ahhhh! It's got me! Ahhhh!

t.v. girl: Grandma! I'm comming.

The girl on the t.v. limps around and sees her grandma lying on the floor but not dead.

t.v. grannie: I've...I've fallen....

t.v. girl: And...

t.v. grannie: And...and...oh yeah! I can't get uuuuuuup!

Akuma comes in the room and glances over at the television.

Akuma: Such tasteless crap.

Akuma goes into his room and lays down to take a nap. He slowly closes his eyes.

~Akuma's Dream~

Akuma: Where...where am I?

Man: You are in teletubbie land.

Akuma: What?! Those infernal beings that are on the television?

Man: Come...come and play.

Akuma: I don't play...

Po: Pwaise da baby sun god!

Akuma: I shall be doing nothing of the sort!

The baby sun god giggles.

Akuma: Shut up up you %$#@ son of a...

Man: Cursing is a no no. You a very naughty naughty...

Akuma: Where the hell are you?! Come out and fight you coward!

Po: Pwaise the...

Akuma: Shut the hell up you terribly annoying fuzzy thing from hell!

Po: Attwack!

Tinky Winky takes out his purse and starts hitting Akuma. Akuma frowns and then takes the purse from Tinky Winky and throws it away.

Akuma: Now what are you going to do?! You don't have your %@&% purse!

Man: We've warned you about naughty words little mister!

Akuma: How dare you talk to the all mighty Akuma like a mere child! Go to hell you insidious &*%$#@#!!!

Man: Teletubbies take him to the river! We shall wash his mouth out with soap!

The baby sun god giggles again.

Akuma: Shut up you!

Po, Tinky Winky, LaLa, Dipsey: Soap! Soap! Soap! Soap! Soap!

Akuma: Quit your infernal chanting you idiotic....teletubbies! You shall never take me alive! If I have my mouth washed out I shall not do so without giving you a battle!

The baby sun god giggles again.

Akuma: Shut up you! You sun of a...

Man: Bind him up with strong rope and make him watch the same Barney episode... 15 times in a row!

Akuma: Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Akuma woke up from his dream sweating.

Akuma: Oh hell...

Dan and Vega walk inti the room where Akuma is presently.

Dan: You alright Akuma?

Akuma: Yes...just a nightmare.

The phone suddenly rings and Vega picks it up.

Vega: Hello?

Bison: Is this Vega?

Vega: Yeah. Who wants to know?

Bison: It's Bison!

Vega: Oh Bison...

Dan: Bison's on the phone? Lemme at 'em! I'll kick his @$$!

Vega: What do you want?

Bison: I want you to give Guile a message when you see him.

Vega: Hm?

Bison: I want you to tell him that I have his family hostage at the Dairy Queen down the street from your house.

Vega: What?!

Bison: I'm just kiddin', I'm just kiddin', I'm just...

Vega: Please...stop.

Bison: Anyway bring Ryu to me so he can feel the touch of my psyhco crusher.

Akuma: Bison is foolish. Always making an @$$ out of himself.

Bison: Is that...Akuma I hear in the background.

Vega: Um...yeah.

Bison: Bring him to me and make it speedy delivery or you don't a tip!

Vega: What?!

Bison: Your pathetic Vega. You can't even do simple jobs like bringing me Ryu or Ken or Akuma.

Vega rolls his eyes.

Bison: Good bye you useless employee!

Vega then slams the phone down.

Vega: %#@$ %$#@in' piece of $%!#! Think you can %#$&in' take down the Spanish ninja! You foolish man! Bison is an @$$!

Dan: I'm glad you finally realized that.

Vega: Shut up Dan! He thinks it's such easy work. He can do it his own %&$@ self. And next time I see him smashing Guile's Mustang with his double chin, I'll be sure to point it out to Guile so he can beat his @$$!

Chun li, Ryu, Sakura, and Gen have gone out the club where Duck King was currently DJing at.

Gen: I'm down with the home boys! Get jiggy on the chilly willy side!

Chun li and Ryu dance slowly and close to eachother.

Sakura: Grrr...

Chun li kisses Ryu gently on the lips.

Sakura: Grr...

Gen: Stop growling. That for hungry bears!

Ryu: I love you Chun li.

Chun li: I love you too.

Sakura walks over to them.

Sakura: Ahem!

Ryu and Chun li turn their attention to Sakura. Sakura jumps wraps her legs around his torso and her arms around his neck.

Ryu: Er...

Chun li: Sakura!

Sakura kisses Ryu hard on the lips.

Ryu: Hmph!

Chun li frowns as Ryu blushes.

Chun li: Get off of him!

Ryu: Um...Sakura...

Sakura: What is it handsome?

Ryu: Do you mind getting off of me?

Sakura: Okay.

Sakura jumps off of Ryu.

Birdie: What's goin' on o'er here?

Sakura: Oh...nothin'. You should get a girlfriend like...me Ryu.

Ryu: Um...I

Chun li: Shut up Sakura!

Birdie: Woo hoo! I'm just in bleetin' time for a cat fight! Yes! Smite 'er with a big slab of meat!

Sakura: So get your hands off of my man!

Chun li: Your man? Who says he's your man?

Birdie: This is ge'in good. Hit 'er wit' a bottle o' rot!

Sakura: I do b*!?!

Sakura then slapped Chun li in the face.

Ryu: Sakura!

Birdie: Ooooo!! Hit 'er wit' a bloody rock! That'll knock 'er out!

Chun li pulled her fist back ready to punch Sakura.

Ryu: Stop!

Both of them turned their attention to Ryu.

Birdie: It was just ge'in bleetin' good.

Chun li: Ryu...I

Ryu kissed Chun li on the cheek.

Ryu: I don't want you two getting hurt over a silly argument.

Chun li: I see...

Gen: You youngins shouldn't be fightin'! I'm gonna have ta tell you a story now!

Sakura: Nooooo!

Chun li: But...

Gen: Sit down!

Ryu, Sakura, and Chun li sat at the table with Gen.

Gen: Okay...there was this panda, a grizzily bear and a sea horse... and they were all after the leprechan's pot o gold!